Premier Leagues Most Punchable Faces.

[SirAnderson]

As state in thread title.

Just seeing their faces makes you want to punch it, in case you don't know the parameters of choosing.

Refs, managers can be named for added bonuses if you have.

But would love to know your 1 player from each PL team.


Liverpool - oh so many, but the standout for me is Henderson. Shout out for Klopp too as manager.

Man City - Otamendi

Leicester - Vardy

Chelsea - again, so many to choose from, but Azpilicueta take the cake.

Manchester United - Martial atm for me.

Wolves - Connor Coady

Spurs - Definitely Dier.

Sheff United - yeah haven't watched them enough to put a face down.

Burnley - Tough but definitely Joe Hart. Coming in a close 2nd is Barnes.

Arsenal - Grant fecking Xhaka, period.

Everton - Toss up between Pickford and Davies for me.

Crystal Palace - Cahill, punchability transfered from Chelsea.

Soton - Ings

Newcastle - again on of those "whatalotigot" Punchable Faces. Jonjo for the win though.

Brighton - not much options for me, Glenn Murray at a stretch.

West Ham - spoilt for choice again - vacilating between Noble and Cresswell.

Watford - Troy Deeney, no brainer.

Bournemouth - one of the rare teams where none scream out "punch me" for me.

Aston Villa - maybe he will be our Punchable face in the summer, Grealish.

Norwich - hard to choose from bottom club, so no screamers here for me either.


Get that frustration out, punch away folks....

 

[christian bennett]

Liverpool - a few to pick from firmino, Henderson ,Salah and Arnold but I'll pick Salah and I would love to punch klopp

Man City - Mahrez

Leicester - can't pick one maybe vardy I guess

Chelsea - Abraham

Manchester United - be out of Jones martial or lindelof but I'll choose jones

Wolves - coady

Spurs - Ali then sissocko

Sheff United - no one I can pick tbh

Burnley - few to pick but I'll go for Ashely Barnes

Arsenal - laccazette

Everton - easy one that Pickford

Crystal Palace - benteke

Soton - no one tbh

Newcastle - shelvey

Brighton - no one I can think off

West Ham - wilshere easy

Watford - no one but i don't like there manager

Bournemouth - cook

Aston Villa -no one

Norwich - no one

 

[GledTheRed]

Norwich is easy, Cantwell the weasel!

Liverpool is Robertson the little snidey cnut!

 

[Josep Dowling]

Burnley Football Club

 

[SirAnderson]

Burnley Football Club

that be many Punchables.

 

[SirAnderson]

Liverpool - a few to pick from firmino, Henderson ,Salah and Arnold but I'll pick Salah and I would love to punch klopp

Man City - Mahrez

Leicester - can't pick one maybe vardy I guess

Chelsea - Abraham

Manchester United - be out of Jones martial or lindelof but I'll choose jones

Wolves - coady

Spurs - I'll go for sissoko

Sheff United - no one I can pick tbh

Burnley - few to pick but I'll go for Ashely Barnes

Arsenal - laccazette

Everton - easy one that Pickford

Crystal Palace - benteke

Soton - no one tbh

Newcastle - shelvey

Brighton - no one I can think off

West Ham - wilshere easy

Watford - no one but i don't like there manager

Bournemouth - cook

Aston Villa -no one

Norwich - no one

Good list, definitely agree with almost all. Tammy for me doesn't do much though.

 

[Big Ben Foster]

James Maddison

 

[MsNuno]

Bournemouth - one of the rare teams where none scream out "punch me" for me.

Eddie Howe his smug grinning face annoys me

 

[VeevaVee]

 

[Rhyme Animal]

Wrong forum.

 

[BeforeKeanetherewasRobson]

KdB.

looks like a spoiled rich kid when anything doesn't go his way.

 

[TheReligion]

I'm not going to do all the clubs but I'd knock the following clean out;

1) Big Virgil
2) Klopp
3) Xhaka
4) Dele Alli
5) KdB

 

[Gehrman]

 

[SirAnderson]

Wrong forum.

Sorry about that. Can a mod move it?

Edit: Thanks.

 

[SirAnderson]

I'm not going to do all the clubs but I'd knock the following clean out;

1) Big Virgil
2) Klopp
3) Xhaka
4) Dele Alli
5) KdB

Contender for top 5 faces definitely.

 

[SirAF]

Henderson, KdB, Dele Alli, Xhaka, Wilshere and probably a ton more I can’t think of.

 

[TheReligion]

Henderson, KdB, Dele Alli, Xhaka, Wilshere and probably a ton more I can’t think of.

Big Virg and Robertson?

 

[SirAF]

Big Virg and Robertson?

Aye.

 

[Irrational.]

Ref: Michael Oliver
Manager: Klopp

Players: Alli, Vardy, Otamendi, De Bruyne, Azpilicueta, Rudiger, Giroud, Barnes, Bardsley, Shelvey, Son, Noble, Murray, Robertson, VVD, Firmino, Pickford, Hart, Heaton.

 

[spaceboyRSA]

JLingz

 

[Suedesi]

Liverpool - Robertson

Man City - Fernandinho

Leicester - Vardy

Chelsea - Fat Frank or Alonso

Manchester United - Lingard

Wolves - Coady

Spurs - Alli

Burnley - Hendrick or Tarkowski

Arsenal - David Luiz

Everton - Pickford

Crystal Palace - Cahill

Soton - Ward-Prowse

Newcastle - Jonjo

West Ham - Ogbonna

Watford - Troy Deeney

Bournemouth - one of the rare teams where none scream out "punch me" for me.

Aston Villa - Mings

Sheff United, Norwich, Bournemouth and Brighton - haven't watched them enough to put a face down.

 

[Salt Bailly]

Zinchenko is swiftly rising in the hallowed ranks of the lamp-worthy.

 

[top1whoisman]

Says most punchable, not most punched.

 

[C'est Moi Cantona]

Loads from the recent past, Barton, Terry, Diouf, Gallas, Bowyer, Bridge, Owen, Bentley, Jens Lehmann, etc, etc.

Courtois, Henderson, and Ali, are the ones that spring to mind who are playing now.

 

[V.O.]

Attempting to put my feelings about the actual players aside and going for pure punchability in order...

1. Gabriel Jesus - City
2. Dele Alli - Spurs
3. Joe Hart - Burnley
4. Jesse Lingard - United
5. Jack Grealish - Villa
6. Roberto Firmino - Liverpool
7. Kepa - Chelsea
8. Andy Carroll - Newcastle
9. Troy Deeney - Watford
10. Phil Bardsley - Burnley
11. Mark Noble - West Ham
12. Todd Cantwell - Nowich
13. James Tomkins - Palace
14. David Luiz - Arsenal
15. Leander Dendoncker - Wolves
16. Tom Davies - Everton
17. Kasper Schmeichel - Leicester
18. Leandro Trossard - Brighton
19. Pierre-Emile Højbjerg - Southampton
20. Luke Freeman - Sheffield United

 

[JinnerJamie]

Anyone said De Gea yet?
I’ll go with him

 

[Art Vandelay]

Are you all forgetting that John Terry is in Villa's dugout?

Klopp, VDV, Henderson, Grealish, Mings and Noble for me, Clive.

Although Sturridge will always hold a special punchable place in my heart.

 

[Addled]

Norwich is easy, Cantwell the weasel!

Liverpool is Robertson the little snidey cnut!

Couldn’t agree more. Robertson deserves a good punching. He really is a horrible little prick

 

[diarm]

Pickford has a face I could punch until my hands were bloody stumps.

 

[GledTheRed]

Lowton and Adam Smith could use a swift right.

 

[Wednesday at Stoke]

Dele Alli
David Luiz
Jesse Lingard

 

[T00lsh3d]

Amazed to see KDB come up. He’s not dislikable at all.

 

[TheScriptwriter]

Lingard, Alli, Lovren, Xhaka, Luiz, Pickford, Kepa, Aguero, Jesus

 

[sevenxl]

Dele Alli
Jordan Pickford
Aaron Lennon
Dele Alli
Harry Kane
Roberto Firmino
Daniel Sturridge
Dele Alli
Dele Alli

 

[RoyH1]

Amazed to see KDB come up. He’s not dislikable at all.

The person and player is not. The face though...

Dele Alli
Joe Hart
Guardiola
Van Dijk