Edgar Allan Pillow
Ero-Sennin
VS
....................................................... TEAM PNUT .............................................................................................. TEAM HARMS ...............................................
TEAM PNUT
Style of play
A slight variation of the magic square employed by Brazil in the 1970 WC with a fixed central striker in Batistuta and a more defensive nous coming from the deeper midfield pair, to help win possession back and get the front lads flying again.
Defence
Bonucci and Chiellini reunite at the centre of the back line. Bobby Carlos is the flying full back on the left hand side, overlapping Kaka at will and overloading the defence of Harms. Andrade on the opposite side is more restrained with his attacking duties, due to having the playmaking Didi on his side of the field.
Fillol in net adds a sure hand to proceedings.
Midfield
I toyed with several versions of this rectangle set up, but I thought to get closest to it I needed to fit Didi in as his passing range would make that front 4 even more frightening. He sits next to Makelele to bring the added bite and steel to the game. Didi is placed to the right to get help from Andrade whilst Carlos has a much more attacking role on the left with Makelele placed that side.
Kaka and Socrates take the attacking midfield roles, Kaka deployed to the left so he can pull to the left flank as and when he wants and use his ridiculous dribbling to open up the defence. Socrates will knit the attacking combinations together, turning provider to 2 lethal strikers.
Attack
Batistuta will be the main central striker, dominating centre backs and making his presence felt in and around the area. Eto'o is the pacy striker capable of pulling wide or running in behind to get on to the end of moves.
TEAM HARMS
Tough as nails but still magical in possession — pretty much an archetypical harms team. The defense is built on a foundation of Pietro Vierchowod (562 games in Serie A with the likes of Maradona & van Basten remembering him as one of their toughest opponents) and Willi Schulz (whose presence kept Beckenbauer in midfield for 2 World Cups), a classic stopper-sweeper combo with Jan Oblak behind them — a keeper that per average season prevents between 9 to 11 goals that he shouldn't prevent in theory. As wide defenders I have 2 beautiful players — Carlos Alberto, captain of the greatest international side in history, wonderful defender and an outstanding playmaker from right back position — and Antonio Benarrivo, one of Italy's best ever fullbacks, who had combined defensive prowess with creativity and versatility.
In the middle I have Wim van Hanegem — a playmaking genius that set the tempo of both Netherlands 74' and Feyenoord 70' (when they became the first Dutch club to win the European Cup), whose curved passes with outside of his boot made him instantly recognizable on any pitch — just as his blood-lusting tackles that he so often jumped into*.
On the right Jairzinho is reunited with Carlos Alberto — that terrifying dominated the 1970 World Cup with Jaizrinho scoring in every game of the tournament and Carlos Alberto providing master-class on right-back play game after game only to top it with that legendary goal in the final. Jairzinho plays instead of Beckham not only in order to reunite the great Brazilian duo — he's also going to be a very tough opponent for Roberto Carlos, always looking for those runs in behind, cutting in, dribbling past players and, of course, scoring. Beckham provides a different skillset but I feel that Jairzinho can give me the most advantage here.
On the left it's the great Zoltán Czibor, part of Hungarian's legendary Golden Team of the 50's & Barcelona legend. He had to work a lot off the ball, playing as an outside left in a 5-men attack, and he also had a very wide arsenal of abilities — as it goes in the famous anecdote, Puskás asked him to cross low so that he would score with his left foot, Kocsis asked his to cross high so that he would score from the air... he did both and also scored quite a lot — including this wonderful bit of skill where he finds himself in front of Victor Andrade (possibly his opponent today?) and opens the score in the legendary 1954 World Cup semi-final.
Up front I have a pair of Uwe Seeler — hopefully, no introduction needed, such a complete striker & the perfect partner for any type of a forward — and Omar Sívori, Ballon d'Or winner and yet, one of the most underappreciated players in history. Later he would get a nickname "Maradona of the 60's" — and this is one of the very rare times where this comparison is actually appropriate. He was quite similar in terms of his build, his ball-control was immaculate (he would often beat 4 or 5 players on his way to a goal), he was also a leftie... but there was something more. It was the insatiable drive to win that made those two so similar, he would kick, bite and dive, only to get that crucial advantage for him and for his team — not often you see a player of his talent combining it with such mentality. It's not surprising that Sívori was such a roaring success in Italy, which was already know as the place with the best and the most brutal defenders — Sívori would beat them for fun with the ball in his feet, but he would also have his fists ready if that wouldn't be enough. Last point on Sívori — he had his best spell playing alongside Charles & Boniperti (El Trío Mágico was Juve's own Holy Trinity) and I'm pretty sure that in Seeler & Jairzinho I have perfect replacements for them (even for Charles' aerial dominance — Seeler was insane in the air), one would even be excused to say that those two are an upgrade.
....................................................... TEAM PNUT .............................................................................................. TEAM HARMS ...............................................
TEAM PNUT
Style of play
A slight variation of the magic square employed by Brazil in the 1970 WC with a fixed central striker in Batistuta and a more defensive nous coming from the deeper midfield pair, to help win possession back and get the front lads flying again.
Defence
Bonucci and Chiellini reunite at the centre of the back line. Bobby Carlos is the flying full back on the left hand side, overlapping Kaka at will and overloading the defence of Harms. Andrade on the opposite side is more restrained with his attacking duties, due to having the playmaking Didi on his side of the field.
Fillol in net adds a sure hand to proceedings.
Midfield
I toyed with several versions of this rectangle set up, but I thought to get closest to it I needed to fit Didi in as his passing range would make that front 4 even more frightening. He sits next to Makelele to bring the added bite and steel to the game. Didi is placed to the right to get help from Andrade whilst Carlos has a much more attacking role on the left with Makelele placed that side.
Kaka and Socrates take the attacking midfield roles, Kaka deployed to the left so he can pull to the left flank as and when he wants and use his ridiculous dribbling to open up the defence. Socrates will knit the attacking combinations together, turning provider to 2 lethal strikers.
Attack
Batistuta will be the main central striker, dominating centre backs and making his presence felt in and around the area. Eto'o is the pacy striker capable of pulling wide or running in behind to get on to the end of moves.
TEAM HARMS
Tough as nails but still magical in possession — pretty much an archetypical harms team. The defense is built on a foundation of Pietro Vierchowod (562 games in Serie A with the likes of Maradona & van Basten remembering him as one of their toughest opponents) and Willi Schulz (whose presence kept Beckenbauer in midfield for 2 World Cups), a classic stopper-sweeper combo with Jan Oblak behind them — a keeper that per average season prevents between 9 to 11 goals that he shouldn't prevent in theory. As wide defenders I have 2 beautiful players — Carlos Alberto, captain of the greatest international side in history, wonderful defender and an outstanding playmaker from right back position — and Antonio Benarrivo, one of Italy's best ever fullbacks, who had combined defensive prowess with creativity and versatility.
In the middle I have Wim van Hanegem — a playmaking genius that set the tempo of both Netherlands 74' and Feyenoord 70' (when they became the first Dutch club to win the European Cup), whose curved passes with outside of his boot made him instantly recognizable on any pitch — just as his blood-lusting tackles that he so often jumped into*.
Next to him I have one of the most energetic players to ever play the game, N'Golo Kanté before N'Golo Kanté, the ultimate water-carrier, Jean Tigana. He just kept going — his performance against Portugal in the 1984 Euros semi-final was probably the best example of his playing style. After running more than any French player in every previous game of the tournament, he kept buzzing around for the entire 120 minutes of an excruciating semi-final — only to burst forward literally at the last minute, beat 3 men and assist Platini for the winner.Johan Cruyff said:When I have a bad game I am useless. When Van Hanegem has a bad game, he rolls up his sleeves and starts tackling
On the right Jairzinho is reunited with Carlos Alberto — that terrifying dominated the 1970 World Cup with Jaizrinho scoring in every game of the tournament and Carlos Alberto providing master-class on right-back play game after game only to top it with that legendary goal in the final. Jairzinho plays instead of Beckham not only in order to reunite the great Brazilian duo — he's also going to be a very tough opponent for Roberto Carlos, always looking for those runs in behind, cutting in, dribbling past players and, of course, scoring. Beckham provides a different skillset but I feel that Jairzinho can give me the most advantage here.
On the left it's the great Zoltán Czibor, part of Hungarian's legendary Golden Team of the 50's & Barcelona legend. He had to work a lot off the ball, playing as an outside left in a 5-men attack, and he also had a very wide arsenal of abilities — as it goes in the famous anecdote, Puskás asked him to cross low so that he would score with his left foot, Kocsis asked his to cross high so that he would score from the air... he did both and also scored quite a lot — including this wonderful bit of skill where he finds himself in front of Victor Andrade (possibly his opponent today?) and opens the score in the legendary 1954 World Cup semi-final.
Up front I have a pair of Uwe Seeler — hopefully, no introduction needed, such a complete striker & the perfect partner for any type of a forward — and Omar Sívori, Ballon d'Or winner and yet, one of the most underappreciated players in history. Later he would get a nickname "Maradona of the 60's" — and this is one of the very rare times where this comparison is actually appropriate. He was quite similar in terms of his build, his ball-control was immaculate (he would often beat 4 or 5 players on his way to a goal), he was also a leftie... but there was something more. It was the insatiable drive to win that made those two so similar, he would kick, bite and dive, only to get that crucial advantage for him and for his team — not often you see a player of his talent combining it with such mentality. It's not surprising that Sívori was such a roaring success in Italy, which was already know as the place with the best and the most brutal defenders — Sívori would beat them for fun with the ball in his feet, but he would also have his fists ready if that wouldn't be enough. Last point on Sívori — he had his best spell playing alongside Charles & Boniperti (El Trío Mágico was Juve's own Holy Trinity) and I'm pretty sure that in Seeler & Jairzinho I have perfect replacements for them (even for Charles' aerial dominance — Seeler was insane in the air), one would even be excused to say that those two are an upgrade.