Random Football Chat

[Samid]

A thread for random stuff that doesn't warrant new threads or ancient bumps (I know what some of you are like in that regard).

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Had no idea he was at Wigan. Crazy part is that they gave the novice a 3.5 year deal. Won't be a cheap sacking and he has left them rock bottom. Why do clubs put themselves in this position so often?

 

[Samid]

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PSG with a 48k capacity have the highest match day revenue. Totally believable.

 

[Shakesy]

Let's chat = will not reply

 

[McGrathsipan]

 

[Samid]

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There is no need to be upset

 

[Wheato]

Roy Keane kicked a pigeon
Because it wasn't doing its job
"Pigeons should be flying in the sky"
What a legend

 

[Lay]

Toure didn't win a single game. One of the worst managerial stints.

 

[Samid]

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[Isotope]

why de hell would anyone do that?

 

[Samid]

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What next? Euros to be held in Asia or Africa?

 

[Samid]

Had no idea he was at Wigan. Crazy part is that they gave the novice a 3.5 year deal. Won't be a cheap sacking and he has left them rock bottom. Why do clubs put themselves in this position so often?

Whoa. Another 3.5 year deal to yet another novice.

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[The Mitcher]

Whoa. Another 3.5 year deal to yet another novice.

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[awop]

Whoa. Another 3.5 year deal to yet another novice.

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#BELIEVE indeed

 

[Samid]

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[BlackBen]

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[tenpoless]

it was clearly a failed attempt at instant transmission. He is no super saiyan.

 

[Samid]

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[Flying_Heckfish]

Tiemoué Bakayoko fits in this thread I think. Ludicrous situation.

Milan won't play him as they don't want to buy him. But no-one else can agree a deal with him, so he is stuck there, not playing.

Hasn't played a match in anger for Chelsea since 2018 I read.

With all those 8 year contracts they have been dishing out, it couldn't happen to them again, could it

 

[Samid]

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Reddit comment:

"Signed him and didn't announce it until he was silently slipped into the teamsheet (and even then, the tweet says they made two changes to the previous side and names only one of them, conveniently leaving the detail of his inclusion out!)

Clearly tried the underhanded tactic of signing him on the downlow and hoping nobody would notice, knowing the blowback they would get."

 

[Peelhead]

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Ha, I want to know when was the first time a manager started saying they had a 'project'?

For some reason it bugs me! I think it's Andre Villas Boas but anyone, anyone?

 

[Shakesy]

Ha, I want to know when was the first time a manager started saying they had a 'project'?

For some reason it bugs me! I think it's Andre Villas Boas but anyone, anyone?

I found this:

"Imp hafa bêga oferhlîfan hêr inne ðætte cycgel"

It's Old English and translates to, "We have a project at this football club."

 

[Peelhead]

So it was the Germans basically.. Again haha!

I found this:

"Imp hafa bêga oferhlîfan hêr inne ðætte cycgel"

It's Old English and translates to, "We have a project at this football club."

 

[IRN-BRUno]

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[top1whoisman]

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[Samid]

"The Best" awards ceremony has started.

 

[Samid]

Infantino and Jermaine Jenas on stage together. Should've invited James Corden and you'd have the ultimate collection of twats.

 

[Samid]

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[Samid]

Puskas winner

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[RedTiger]

Puskas winner

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Beautiful goal

 

[Samid]

Beautiful goal

Deserves a standing ovation.

 

[GifLord]

I'm literally cringing watching this shit

 

[Amar__]

Adriana Lima looks pretty average it has to be said.

 

[V.O.]

Puskas winner

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Good cross from Antony.

 

[GifLord]

3-3-4
wtf is with that lineup?

 

[V.O.]

They pick a formation with one CB for the world XI thing and it's Van Dijk.

Not even the best over the hill centre half at a midtable PL club.

 

[GifLord]

We're the best yeay yeah
I'm the best yeah yeah
i have supernova dna
yeah yeah yeah

 

[Avatar]

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They went for a 3-3-4 formation just to accomodate those four in attack. They could have placed Messi as midfielder at least, a 3-4-3 is more believable!

 

[sidsutton]

Puskas winner

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Not sure what kind of coaching they are getting but they all look very one footed.

 

[GifLord]

Messi