Rashford & Lingard arguing over pointless things | A Thread

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Shamelessly stolen from Twitter. A thread of Rashford and Lingard arguing/disagreeing/giving each other shit for pointless things.

Marcus getting annoyed because Jesse didn’t get him a coat

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About if the Weeknd is a guilty pleasure

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Jesse finding out that all Marcus spoke to Neymar about at Wembley was the weather

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About if Jesse is size 7 and a half or 8 and a half in football boots

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Who Jesse’s cousin plays for

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Jesse finding out Marcus won roommates (and pt.2 of the football boots and guilty pleasure)

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Marcus saying Jesse has a strange mind and Jesse refusing to accept it. Also Jesse saying that they might not actually play for United...?

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‘Can you give us an insight into your friendship’ ‘He just copies everything I do’

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Who’s room they spend the most time in on international duty

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Jesse doesn’t like that Marcus eats ketchup and egg

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‘Doesn’t make sense’ ‘I know it don’t make sense when you knew I was wearing it’

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When Marcus said Jesse would have 0 for physicality on Fifa

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Marcus telling Jesse off for using snapchat too much

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Who’s nails are worse?

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‘I heard Jesse Lingard’s better than you at Call of Duty’

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Accusing each other of cheating at jumping???

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‘You reply in January, he’ll reply in December’

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Who copied who's signature

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[Samid]

Calm down Elizabeth