You must have pissed yourself over Gladiator then.
Ridiuclous/stupid Lines from Film/TV
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"Does he eat chalk? I dont want her to go through what I went through with Carl"
Paul Thomas Anderson claims that a friend of his would cackle like a chicken whenever this happens. No matter where they are watching and no matter how often it happens.
It's the type of person that farts in the bathtub and bites at the bubbles.
-Rodney Dangerfield
-Rodney Dangerfield
It’s bullshit. I did not hit her. I did nooot. Oh hi Mark
Was watching Green Street the other day and this is a line from the film.
Genuinely one of the most absurd lines I've ever heard
Green Street's full of them, dire film with a dire message (football hooliganism is actually really cool and honourable).I didn't know this was the Great/Iconic Lies from Film/TV thread
One that doesn't get enough credit is *terribly dubbed, spoken out to the room apropos of nothing rather than to Holly* 'thank you Holly, this a beautiful party, you invited all my friends... good thinking!'
My favorite has to be TV edit of The Big Lebowski. They had to censor "F*** a stranger in the ass" and ended up with:
'You see what happens Larry?! You what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps? You see what happens when you feed a stoner scrambled eggs?!'
'You see what happens Larry?! You what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps? You see what happens when you feed a stoner scrambled eggs?!'
Pick any random line spoken on supergirl
Con air could dominate the top ten but this line is a true facepalm.
From a Transformers film:
Mark Wahlberg asks the smoke monster from LOST if he has a warrant. He answers:
"My FACE is my warrant!"
Mark Wahlberg asks the smoke monster from LOST if he has a warrant. He answers:
"My FACE is my warrant!"
Judging by the first two pages none of you have had the misfortune to sit through Ridley Scott's The Counsellor(2013) which includes such turds as:
Malkina (Cameron Diaz): The truth has no temperature
How a man of Cormac Mccarthy's abilities managed to write this stuff is beyond me. This clusterfuk of a movie also has Fassbender and Bardem in it (Scott directing it isn't a big surprise as he has an indifferent ear for good or bad dialogue).
Malkina (Cameron Diaz): The truth has no temperature
How a man of Cormac Mccarthy's abilities managed to write this stuff is beyond me. This clusterfuk of a movie also has Fassbender and Bardem in it (Scott directing it isn't a big surprise as he has an indifferent ear for good or bad dialogue).
Not sure if you have seen CinemaSins on YouTube?
https://www.youtube.com/user/CinemaSins/videos
Basically he goes through movies highlighting ridiculous plot devices etc, but one of his regular things it to comment Roll Credits whenever they say the name of the movie in the movie.
Some of his videos are pretty funny to be fair!
Expendables
- [after killing a number of soldiers while his team is behind cover] Remember this shit at Christmas!