Wonder Pigeon
'Shelbourne FC Supporter'
Although this season's Sheffield United team are already safe from beating Derby's infamous points record, they've been compared a few times now to the worst Premier League side of all time. United have 13 points already to Derby's final total of 11, but they (and Burnley for that matter) have some work to do to surpass other stinkers of note, like Sunderland 05/06 (15 points), Huddersfield 18/19 (16 points) Aston Villa 15/16 (17 points) or Sunderland again, 02/03 (19 points). While Sheffield United have a benchmark in that Burnley side they're level on points with, they also were pasted 5-0 by that same side, one of the many, many hidings they've had this season.
Sheffield United have scored more already than Derby managed, but they're on course to beat the Rams' record of most condeded in a 38-game season (89). In fact if my maths is right (it almost never is), they're also on course to beat Swindon's record of 100 condeded, back when it was a 42 game league.
But how would they get on if they played each other? If you take, completely arbitrarily, the Derby lineup on the day they were relegated in March 2008, versus the team that lost to Arsenal yesterday, it lines up like this:
Roy Carroll
Andy Todd, Darren Leacock, Darren Moore, Eddie Lewis
Mile Sterjovski, David Jones, Robbie Savage, Hossam Ghaly
Emmanuel Villa Kenny Miller
Ivo Grbic,
Jayden Bogle, Anel Ahmedhodzic, Jack Robinson, Austin Trusty
James McAtee, Oliver Norwood, Vinicius Souza, Tom Davies, Ben Hamer
Ollie McBurnie
Up front they're quite like for like in quality, McBurnie may genuinely be a Kenny Miller regen. Derby's midfield could potentially unsettle (kick hard) the likes of McAtee and Davies, while Savage/Ahmedhodzic/Ghaly/McBurnie might end up tangled in some kind of cartoon dustcloud of futile aggression. But ultimately I would see Sheffield United exploiting Derby's aging defence pretty handily on the way to a win.
Who would come out on top? And what if you throw those dreadful Sunderland sides, the drab Huddersfield, Villa's old mercenaries et al into the mix, who would come out as the best of the worst?
Sheffield United have scored more already than Derby managed, but they're on course to beat the Rams' record of most condeded in a 38-game season (89). In fact if my maths is right (it almost never is), they're also on course to beat Swindon's record of 100 condeded, back when it was a 42 game league.
But how would they get on if they played each other? If you take, completely arbitrarily, the Derby lineup on the day they were relegated in March 2008, versus the team that lost to Arsenal yesterday, it lines up like this:
Roy Carroll
Andy Todd, Darren Leacock, Darren Moore, Eddie Lewis
Mile Sterjovski, David Jones, Robbie Savage, Hossam Ghaly
Emmanuel Villa Kenny Miller
Ivo Grbic,
Jayden Bogle, Anel Ahmedhodzic, Jack Robinson, Austin Trusty
James McAtee, Oliver Norwood, Vinicius Souza, Tom Davies, Ben Hamer
Ollie McBurnie
Up front they're quite like for like in quality, McBurnie may genuinely be a Kenny Miller regen. Derby's midfield could potentially unsettle (kick hard) the likes of McAtee and Davies, while Savage/Ahmedhodzic/Ghaly/McBurnie might end up tangled in some kind of cartoon dustcloud of futile aggression. But ultimately I would see Sheffield United exploiting Derby's aging defence pretty handily on the way to a win.
Who would come out on top? And what if you throw those dreadful Sunderland sides, the drab Huddersfield, Villa's old mercenaries et al into the mix, who would come out as the best of the worst?