To the tune of Early This Morning, by Jay-Z
Everytime I think about you (We’ve got Chris Smalling)
I feel so excited (yeah, yeah)
Wish we could hold onto you forever (We probably can, look at Mike Phelan)
I woke up early, Chris Smalling, you're our new centre-half (Chris Smalling, Manchester... ghetto U-T-D)
Oh...uh-uh, uh...
Never read the papers for rumours of transfers (Uh)
Rather be diagnosed with tumours and cancers (Come on)
But I woke up early, Chris Smalling, you’re our new centre-half
Chris Smalling... yeah...
It was the best of times and the worst of times
Hargreaves out for three weeks, then I heard you signed
Yeah
Last night, put my head down, had nightmares of Wes Brown
Ain't that he’s a let-down, like
Smile after
Pet Sounds
But I do sometimes get down, when I think Pique left town,
So I put on my dressing-gown, I’m counting my blessings now
That's right
I woke up early, Chris Smalling.
Before and after signing for United