Terribly dressed footballers

[Ekkie Thump]

Lets face it money and football seems to lead to some pretty peculiar sartorial arrangements. Today I saw this photograph of Kalvin Phillips and immediately assumed he was doing dress up for a charity fundraiser; but no, apparently giant orange footbags and clown pockets are a thing????

I know there'll be countless other atrocities so figured we might have a thread of 'em.

 

[balaks]

Lets face it money and football seems to lead to some pretty peculiar sartorial arrangements. Today I saw this photograph of Kalvin Phillips and immediately assumed he was doing dress up for a charity fundraiser; but no, apparently giant orange footbags and clown pockets are a thing????

I know there'll be countless other atrocities so figured we might have a thread of 'em.

Good God

 

[Nero]

I'm all for live and let live, but a twat is a twat.

 

[horsechoker]

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Can I be permitted to post this meme?

 

[Withnail]

Can there be anything worse than those feckin shoes? My eyes

 

[Skizzo]

No wonder we lost those CL Finals

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VS

 

[McGrathsipan]

I saw a few photos from the Grammys last night and its just car crash stuff.
Modern celerity types and how they dress is just a fecking mystery - they all deserve a slap

 

[hellhunter]

This alltime classic shouldn't be missing of course

 

[DomesticTadpole]

No wonder we lost those CL Finals

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VS

Think Messi would have fit in well with our lot.

 

[Pickle85]

Someone coming in hot with lingard in 5...4...

 

[The Corinthian]

 

[JPRouve]

I saw a few photos from the Grammys last night and its just car crash stuff.
Modern celerity types and how they dress is just a fecking mystery - they all deserve a slap

It's not particularly modern, some celebrities have generally dressed in the craziest ways. They are clearly consuming more than food and water.

 

[Mike Smalling]

This alltime classic shouldn't be missing of course

Is that a bathrobe?

 

[Pickle85]

That is a good one. 'Batman Wears Prada' vibes.

 

[yumtum]

No wonder we lost those CL Finals

Spoiler

VS

Well Messi looks like a teachers temp there so I wouldn't judge ability on style.

 

[DWelbz19]

Fashion is just one of those things, the further you’re into it, the weirder it becomes.

 

[DomesticTadpole]

This alltime classic shouldn't be missing of course

 

[JJ12]

Class of ‘92 - awful

They were born middle aged men

*excluding Becks

 

[DomesticTadpole]

Is that a bathrobe?

That's what I was thinking.

 

[GatoLoco]

 

[DomesticTadpole]

Class of ‘92 - awful

They were born middle aged men

Yet when you look how some of the so called younger players dressed in other pictures, better safe than sorry. Why can they not be stylish rather than ridiculous.

 

[horsechoker]

Class of ‘92 - awful

They were born middle aged men

*excluding Becks

If Roo gets a better jacket, he'd look alright

The rest scream mid-2000s lads

 

[Raw]

Lets face it money and football seems to lead to some pretty peculiar sartorial arrangements. Today I saw this photograph of Kalvin Phillips and immediately assumed he was doing dress up for a charity fundraiser; but no, apparently giant orange footbags and clown pockets are a thing????

I know there'll be countless other atrocities so figured we might have a thread of 'em.

What the absolute feck is that. I've seen some shockers but that takes the cake.

 

[horsechoker]

What the absolute feck is that. I've seen some shockers but that takes the cake.

You know he probably paid £600 for them too

 

[The Corinthian]

Such a diverse range. Literally nails any role he’s given. Should have won a few Oscars imo.

 

[The Corinthian]

What the absolute feck is that. I've seen some shockers but that takes the cake.

It’s not that bad, it’s just their away kit.

 

[DomesticTadpole]

Is that Bellerin? See lads that is what happens when you don't eat enough meat.

 

[GhastlyHun]

As if there weren't enough reasons to dislike this man

 

[Tottenhamguy]

Dele Alli has always had a shocking fashion sense.

 

[GatoLoco]

 

[VorZakone]

This alltime classic shouldn't be missing of course

Does Davies still exist?

 

[SER19]

No excuse for being that wealthy and looking so poor. Phillips' is among the worst I've ever seen and call me shallow but itd make me reluctant to want him at United in a world where hes good enough. No especially well balanced man wears that

 

[OnlyTwoDaSilvas]

Charles N'Zogbia seemingly liked to turn up to training at Villa in some pretty odd outfits too.

 

[Spoony]

No wonder we lost those CL Finals

Spoiler

VS

They're at least a decade a part. The top pic, though...gold shoes and all. Fashionable lot.

 

[Mike Smalling]

This has to be from some sort of Halloween event, right?

 

[OnlyTwoDaSilvas]

This has to be from some sort of Halloween event, right?

That's what I thought. It might be. Couldn't see him pictured with any team mates though.

 

[JPRouve]

Charles N'Zogbia seemingly liked to turn up to training at Villa in some pretty odd outfits too.

To N'Zogbia defense what he is wearing is typical of the african Sape culture. It's not actually odd.

 

[DomesticTadpole]

Charles N'Zogbia seemingly liked to turn up to training at Villa in some pretty odd outfits too.

It's Mr. Tumble.

 

[Hughes35]

I heard about these shoes this morning and everybody saying how horrific they were..... I've got so say I thought it would be an overaction.

I was very wrong. WTF are they?? That is absolutely awful.

 

[Deery]

Looks like Fred Flintstone.