it’s all just projection. shithouse is as shithouse does, my friend. most of our lads came back into the dressing room at each break in floods of tears because of how mean the danes had been.
my two year old even turned around to me during the first half and said “father, these scandinavians seem to be attempting to disrupt our flow and rhythm with co-ordinated and systemic fouling, carried out both in turn and in unison. i rather hope the officials take note of this and deal with the manner both presently and correctly. it is rather infuriating.”
half way through the second half “alas, father, it seems my pleas have fallen upon deaf ears and the adjudicators have been bewitched by the great danes and are letting them away with murder. murder most foul. it would be karmaic if england were to be the victors due to a perceived referring error.”