"The Big Sam" on Twitter

Excited about working with young Ravel Morrison but he comes with a list of "dead important" instructions. He's like a fecking Gremlin.
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The first three? Don't let him near fireworks; Don't let him drink rum; Don't let him carry a sword. fecking hell.
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He also seems to have a fake passport on his person at all times. The name on it is Mavel Rorrison. This boy is gonna need a lot of work.
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Another:

I've used the phrase "don't make me destroy you" 26 times today, to 24 different people. I'm such a Forthright Freddy.
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And, yes, it was young Ravel I had to repeat it to. The little rascal was trying to set fire to a well. I almost admire his chutzpah.
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The person behind the account seems to be tweeting a lot less of late. It's not been as funny, either.
 
Had a look to see if he's anything to say about Steve Kean... not yet, but there was this:

Spent the morning on Skype with Sir Alex, soothing his broken heart with some of the most gorgeous Portuguese Fado music you'll ever

A few plucks of a steel guitar string with my long, sensational fingers can relax that man into a state of almost catotonic splendour.

At one point I let out a mournful, guttural yelp. It was staggeringly poignant, but it basically sounded like I was just shouting "Aguero!"

Sir Alex flashed me a look as cold & damning as Baroness Warsi's muff. I was cocooned in a terror both ethereal, and very, very real.

As quick as a whip, Big Sam launches into 'La Bamba' and a possible situation is pulled back from the brink of disaster.

All that remained was friendship, smiles, togetherness and a melodic & spiritual harmony you can't buy. Not with all the money in Abu Dhabi.
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Well it cheered me up a bit...
 
Look at the state of Hodgson at this press conference. He looks like an elderly GP who's been accused of manslaughter
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Yeah, it's pretty obvious when he wasn't taking potshots at Dalglish
 
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