"The C*nts Are Getting Louder" A Poem by A. Scott Man

[Mr Pigeon]

I took a day tae lick ma wounds,
And took a walk doon Souther.
And as I strolled I heard a soond;
The cnuts are getting louder.

Ma country only earned one draw,
And I couldnae be prouder.
But get fecked fae Hadrian's Wa',
Cause cnuts are getting louder.

Ah've switched it aff, ah've turned it doon,
But it's a fecking downer.
Cause Sterling dived and Kane's a spoon,
And cnuts are getting louder.

Ma only hope is Leo plays,
Or Pickford has a howler.
Because I dinnae want tae say,
"These cnuts get fecking louder."

If ah see Gary's ears light up,
Or watch that twat seem gladder.
Or see him get a semi chub,
Cause cnuts are getting louder...

Ah'll pray that God gets Italy,
Tae remain cheating bastards,
Because I'll feck off tae Islay,
If cnuts get fecking louder.

 

[horsechoker]

Translation into English:

IT'S CUMMING HOME
IT'S CUMMING
FOOTBALL'S CUMMING HOME

THREE LIONS ON THE SHIRT (IT'S CUMMING)
JULES RIMET STILL GLEAMING
30 YEARS OF HURT
NEVER STOP BELIEVING

 

[Mr Pigeon]

Translation into English:

IT'S CUMMING HOME
IT'S CUMMING
FOOTBALL'S CUMMING HOME

THREE LIONS ON THE SHIRT (IT'S CUMMING)
JULES RIMET STILL GLEAMING
30 YEARS OF HURT
NEVER STOP BELIEVING

feck me that was quick.

 

[dumbo]

Don't be sad, we'll break you off a crumb or two of that Homecoming Football as a thanks for all your oil.

 

[Grande]

I took a day tae lick ma wounds,
And took a walk doon Souther.
And as I strolled I heard a soond;
The cnuts are getting louder.

Ma country only earned one draw,
And I couldnae be prouder.
But get fecked fae Hadrian's Wa',
Cause cnuts are getting louder.

Ah've switched it aff, ah've turned it doon,
But it's a fecking downer.
Cause Sterling dived and Kane's a spoon,
And cnuts are getting louder.

Ma only hope is Leo plays,
Or Pickford has a howler.
Because I dinnae want tae say,
"These cnuts get fecking louder."

If ah see Gary's ears light up,
Or watch that twat seem gladder.
Or see him get a semi chub,
Cause cnuts are getting louder...

Ah'll pray that God gets Italy,
Tae remain cheating bastards,
Because I'll feck off tae Islay,
If cnuts get fecking louder.

Ah. Wordsworth and Yeats are on our side but we lose, cause old Mr Pigeon is on yours

 

[Snowjoe]

It’s alright mate we’ll have our fun this week then everyone else can have a few days of fun next week when we lose Sunday and before we know it we’ll be arguing about ether criticising Pogba is racist or not soon enough