The Great Chants

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What are the all time greatest chants you ever remember singing or hearing?

To kick us off, I'll start with this, I thought was an absolute pearler from the Arse of all supporters last season. Sadly won't be heard again I'd have thought:

(to the tune of 'Let's talk about sex' by Salt and Pepper)
Let's talk about Cesc baby
Lets talk about Flam-in-i
Let's talk about Theo Walcott, Freddie Ljungberg and Henry
Let's talk about Cesc
 
To the tune f I love you baby

Oh Christian Dailly,
You are the love of my life
Oh Christian Dailly,
I need you to shag my wife
Oh Christian Dailly,
I want curly hair too..

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Up your arse oh up your arse,
Stick your blue flag up your arse!
From Stamford Bridge to Upton Park,
Stick your blue flag up your arse!

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Chim Chimney Chim Chimney Chim Chim Cheroo,
We are those bastards in claret and blue...

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Stand up if you've got a job,
Stand up if you've got a job,
Stand up if you've got a job,
Stand up if you've got a job..

Against Birmingham

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and my favourite

 
Neville Neville, you play in defense
Neville Neville, your play is immense
Neville Neville, like Jacko you're bad
Neville Neville Neville, is the name of your dad
 
Who's that twat at the back
He'll get Rafa the sack
That's Traooore ....


(after losing to Burnley)
Don't blame it on Biscan!
Don't blame it on Finnan!
Don't blame it on Hamman!
Blame it on Traore!!!

He just can't
He just can't
He just can't control his feet...

(With thanks to Barry Manilow)
His name is Momo
Momo Sissoko
When he tackles you it's no joko

He plays with passion his boots are in fashion
His name is is Momomomo
Momo Sissoko..
 
My favorite away song was my first game and we beat barnsley 7-0 (98?)

They all started singing 'We all come from Barnsley...

At 5/6 nil it changed to We don't come from Barnsley..

Made me chuckle. :D
 
When I lived in Liverpool I went to see Everton v Leeds.

It was the weekend that Ridsdale had come out admitting Leeds were in the shite and they would have to sell Ferdinand and most of the best players..

Everton fans were taking the piss all day singing things like

"theres only one Peter Ridsdale"

Anyway, Alan Smith early in the second half got the ball on the half way line and literally just fell over his own feet, cue the Everton fans

"you're getting sold in the morning..
Sold in the morning.
You're getting sold in the morning"

Suddenly the Leeds fans all stood up and started singing

"he wont, cos hes worth feck all
He wont cos hes worth feck all"

Absolutely funny as hell...
 
An Oldie or 2:

"Your Going Home Like Sandy Richardson" Circa 74/75

"We can't Read we can't Write
but that don't really matter
we are from Ipswich Town
and we can drive a tractor" - 70's and everytime we play them not often now..!

" Aye, Aye, Aye, Aye Stepney is better than Yashin
Charlton is better than Eusebio
and City are in for a Thrash-in..!!" - 60's

My current fav is the Sheff United Chipbutty song which is fantastic...!!
 
An oldie (To the tune of grocer jack)

Alan Ball
Alan ball
Is it true what Shankly said, you won feck all?
Oh Alan Ball..

The Rosenthal song

He goes down in the box and the fans all cry
A pen for Ron, Ron, a pen for Ron
The ref doesn't give it but it's worth a try
A pen for Ron Ron, a pen for Ron

Whoaaaa the fans all cry
Whoaaaa it's worth a try
Still, at least he's circumcised,
A pen for Ron Ron, a pen for Ron.
 
After goalkeeper, John Filan and Peter Ndlovu left Coventry FC:

'You've lost Ndlovu and Filan. Whoaaaaooohh,Ndlovu and Filan....'




To the tune of "one man went to mow"

"12 more points to go, until we get to zero!"

Leeds fans after the first game of the season this year.
 
:lol: Some fecking awful songs there...the worst being cockneyhammers favourite.
 
Marching said:
:lol: Some fecking awful songs there...the worst being cockneyhammers favourite.
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No denying some decent goals in the clip...but yes, a bit cringeworthy!:D

An alternative heard at UP goes something like:

"When the ball hits Row Z
And lands on your head
That's Zamora!"

There was also a Citeh chant I read about recently about Shinawatra and his dodgy money, which goes to The Proclaimers "500 Miles", but can't remember the words...made me smile anyway. Any ideas?
 
Murphman said:
An oldie (To the tune of grocer jack)

Alan Ball
Alan ball
Is it true what Shankly said, you won feck all?
Oh Alan Ball..
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An even older and more contemporary version, Murph. United versus Coventry, late 60s

Ernie Hunt
Ernie Hunt
You know what the folks all say, you are a c*nt

BTW remember Willie Carr and Ernie's donkey kick goal against Everton?

 
chim chiminy chim chiminy
chim chim cherou
nayim from 50
belletti from 2
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Van - Per - Si
when the girl says no
Mollest her
(to the tune of bo selecta)
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theres only 2 andy gorams
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You've got Di Canio, we've got your stereo.... as sung by the scousers to west ham
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He's tall, he's black,
He's had a heart attack,
It's Kanu, it's Kanu.
 
His name is Mirandinha
He's not from Argentina
He's from Brazil
He's feckin brill.

Geordie Twats during the late 80's.
 
Perhaps the most popular chants in the football league, because just so many teams seem to hate the inbreds...

chim chiminy chim chiminy
chim chim cherou
We hate those bastards in claret and blue

You piss on the pavement and shit in the bath
You finger your gran and you think it's a laugh
In your burnly slums

Your mums your dad
Your dads your mum
You're interbred
You burnley scum

Always look on the Turf Moor for Shite
dada dada dada-dada-dada
 
redman5 said:
After Carragher chucked a pound coin back at the Arsenal fans. The Liverpool supporters made up a song along the lines of, "He's Scouse, he's sound, he'll hit you with a pound, Carragher, Carragher".
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and when his old man was slung out of Villa park for being pissed.

'He's scouse, he's sound, he can't get in the ground, Carra's dad, Carra's Dad'
 
Jingle bells Shankly smells
Toshack is a queer
Kevin Keegans got VD
And the Kops got Gonorrhea
 
Here's one Marching may remeber

Bertie Mee said to Bill Shankly
Have you heard of the North Bank Highbury
Shanks said no I don't think so
But I've heard of the Liverpool agro
A.G. A.G.R. A.G.R.O.
AGRO!!
 
Murphman said:
Here's one Marching may remeber

Bertie Mee said to Bill Shankly
Have you heard of the North Bank Highbury
Shanks said no I don't think so
But I've heard of the Liverpool agro
A.G. A.G.R. A.G.R.O.
AGRO!!
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:lol: Substitute Bill Shankly for Don Revie and Liverpool agro for Gelderd Boot Boys and you have a cracking chant there Murph. ;)
 
Murphman said:
Here's one Marching may remeber

Bertie Mee said to Bill Shankly
Have you heard of the North Bank Highbury
Shanks said no I don't think so
But I've heard of the Liverpool agro
A.G. A.G.R. A.G.R.O.
AGRO!!
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bizarrely i heard that at Anfield on Saturday, hadnt heard it in ages at the ground.

the Wheelbarrow song got a run out on saturday too
 
Fred the bin dipper said:
bizarrely i heard that at Anfield on Saturday, hadnt heard it in ages at the ground.

the Wheelbarrow song got a run out on saturday too
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RTK are showing off going through the full repertoire from days of yore, there was some amazing stuff coming out during the Toulouse game, where I was sitting amongst the OOT fan card holders they sat on their hands looking embarrassed 'cos they didn't know the words.
 
Slightly off topic but when the rumours about Sol Campbell were flying around (After his brother went to nick for smashing a bloke up for saying he was a poof), I have it on good authority a goodly number from the front row at Craven Cottage were bringing pink handbags to the Pompey game. Alas Sol got himself crocked so it didn't happen. They were all going to do Dick Emery impressions when he got the ball apprently and shout out oooohhhh missus!

The stuff of legends that is!!
 
Murphman said:
and when his old man was slung out of Villa park for being pissed.

'He's scouse, he's sound, he can't get in the ground, Carra's dad, Carra's Dad'
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:lol:

I'd forgotten that one Murph.

Tommy Doc's first game back at Anfield after being sacked for shagging the physio's wife (Mary Brown) was a good occasion for the Kop chant specialists.

"He shot, he come, all over Mary's bum, Tommy Doc, Tommy Doc"
 
redman5 said:
:lol:

I'd forgotten that one Murph.

Tommy Doc's first game back at Anfield after being sacked for shagging the physio's wife (Mary Brown) was a good occasion for the Kop chant specialists.

"He shot, he come, all over Mary's bum, Tommy Doc, Tommy Doc"
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I remember that too, all in the wake of 'He's up Mrs Brown' at the cup final. :lol:
 
Murphman said:
Slightly off topic but when the rumours about Sol Campbell were flying around (After his brother went to nick for smashing a bloke up for saying he was a poof), I have it on good authority a goodly number from the front row at Craven Cottage were bringing pink handbags to the Pompey game. Alas Sol got himself crocked so it didn't happen. They were all going to do Dick Emery impressions when he got the ball apprently and shout out oooohhhh missus!

The stuff of legends that is!!
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:lol:
 
I was at everton chelsea a few seasons back when Rooney was still with the toffees. The chelsea away support were singing:

Chim Chiminey Chim Chiminey
Chim Chim Cheroo
Who needs Wayne Rooney when we've got Mutu

I have also heard Villa fans singing to Jermaine Penant:

Your supposed, your supposed
Your supposed to be in jail
Your supposed to be in jail

Most home crowds at Gerrard/Lampard

Where were you, where were you
Where were you in Germany
Where were you in Germany

I think the funniest chant I have heard though was at villa park last season when they played arsenal. they sang the whole german bombers song from 10 to Lehmain when he was defending infront of the holte
 
City to Mourinho:

Your coats from Matalan!
Your coats from Matalan!
Your coats from Matalan!
Your coats from Matalan!

I think its the holland fans who all sway at the same time, left right forwards backwards, just a sea of orange looks ace.

Also Rnagers a few times last season, the fans turned their backs to the pitch and linked like in a scrum and just started bouncing. fecking brilliant.
 
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