Gaming The RedCafe NBA Simulation 10/11 | Season Review | Lakers win 4th ring in a row! | Still open to sign-ups

[Salt Bailly]

Tiger Cub. Rawwwrrr.

Gotcha.

 

[nimic]

Love how I'm going to get knocked out first round by the Bulls again

You now know how it felt for the entire Eastern Conference when LeBron was there.

 

[weetee]

Love how I'm going to get knocked out first round by the Bulls again

Look at the bright side: at least it‘s not gonna be Benito.

 

[P-Nut]

Almost had a heart attack seeing we were playing Los Angeles without taking a second to think

 

[reelworld]

@nimic seeing as my rating is pretty low compared to other caf players, is it possible for it to increase? All I've seen so far is my rating keeps going down. If not, then I think it's best to retire early and create another player

 

[nimic]

@nimic seeing as my rating is pretty low compared to other caf players, is it possible for it to increase? All I've seen so far is my rating keeps going down. If not, then I think it's best to retire early and create another player

It's possible, but there's no guarantee at your age.

 

[reelworld]

It's possible, but there's no guarantee at your age.

got it, then I'll retire and recreate a new player next season

 

[nimic]

got it, then I'll retire and recreate a new player next season

Okay!

 

[nimic]

09/10 Playoffs - 1st Round

@altodevil @Stobzilla @P-Nut @V.O. @hobbers @BenitoSTARR @weetee

Spoiler: 1

Lakers 103-64 San Antonio | altodevil: 7/14/2 | Stobzilla II: 6/7/1
Memphis 84-81 Clippers | P-Nut:19/1/9
New Jersey 100-96 Philadelphia | V.O.: 15/1/11
Chicago 109-110 Boston | hobbers: 27/3/9
New York 107-88 Atlanta | BenitoSTARR: 24/11/10 | weetee: 8/1/7

Spoiler: 2

Lakers 103-72 San Antonio | altodevil: 2/26/3 | Stobzilla II: 12/6/2
Memphis 116-92 Clippers | P-Nut: 22/3/17
New Jersey 113-105 Philadelphia | V.O.: 22/1/19
Chicago 96-94 Boston | hobbers: 24/9/11
New York 108-75 Atlanta | BenitoSTARR: 14/5/8 | weetee: 5/2/7

Spoiler: 3

Lakers 92-68 San Antonio | altodevil: 6/27/3 | Stobzilla II: 13/10/1
Memphis 91-110 Clippers | P-Nut: 23/1/12
New Jersey 105-97 Philadelphia | V.O.: 18/3/12
Chicago 126-122 Boston | hobbers: 32/11/17
New York 113-103 Atlanta | BenitoSTARR: 29/5/9 | weetee: 8/1/13

Spoiler: 4

Lakers 89-64 San Antonio | altodevil: 13/27/0 | Stobzilla II: 12/15/0
Memphis 104-86 Clippers | P-Nut: 32/1/10
New Jersey 113-105 Philadelphia | V.O.: 27/0/18
Chicago 91-108 Boston | hobbers: 39/9/11
New York 84-105 Atlanta | BenitoSTARR: 22/9/14 | weetee: 13/0/9

Spoiler: 5

Memphis 100-107 Clippers | P-Nut: 14/1/21
Chicago 102-95 Boston | hobbers: 27/10/12
New York 116-94 Atlanta | BenitoSTARR: 41/9/6 | weetee: 12/1/9

weetee's teammate:

Spoiler: 6

Memphis 107-117 Clippers | P-Nut: 35/1/13
Chicago 112-103 Boston | hobbers: 14/8/16

Spoiler: 7

Memphis 109-93 Clippers | P-Nut: 28/0/18

 

[altodevil]

Incredible averages for the goat (me)

 

[nimic]

Oh btw, for anyone who is thinking of retiring and reincarnating: if you leave the position to Auto, it will pick what the game thinks is the most appropriate position for your ratings, and it can also change.

 

[sebsheep]

Oh btw, for anyone who is thinking of retiring and reincarnating: if you leave the position to Auto, it will pick what the game thinks is the most appropriate position for your ratings, and it can also change.

2 seasons too late!

 

[nimic]

2 seasons too late!

I can change it for you if you want.

Actually I can change it for anyone, seems fair enough.

 

[sebsheep]

I can change it for you if you want.

Actually I can change it for anyone, seems fair enough.

Will give jr a few years to see how he does.

 

[weetee]

At least not a sweep - seems like I become more humble the older I am. Or lazy because of money 'n fame.

On the brink of rooting for Hobbers playing a final at least once - not quite there yet though.

 

[nimic]

got it, then I'll retire and recreate a new player next season

Did you mean retire this season and have a new player for the next season, or retire next season? If you're retiring now, I need the player soon-ish.

 

[nimic]

09/10 Playoffs - 2nd Round

No Cafite v Cafite match-ups this round, but we could be setting ourselves up for a very interesting Conference Finals - or a sad one.

@altodevil @P-Nut @V.O. @BenitoSTARR

Spoiler: 1

Los Angeles 119-100 Portland | altodevil: 8/19/1
Dallas 124-118 Memphis | P-Nut: 25/0/7
Washington 122-125 New Jersey | V.O.: 19/3/18
New York - Chicago 112-118 | BenitoSTARR: 35/6/8

Spoiler: 2

Los Angeles 104-95 Portland | altodevil: 6/17/3
Dallas 119-123 Memphis | P-Nut: 32/1/20
Washington 120-94 New Jersey | V.O.: 26/1/8
New York: 98-90 Chicago | BenitoSTARR: 19/8/15

P-Nut's teammate:

Spoiler: 3

Los Angeles 113-101 Portland | altodevil: 0/24/3
Dallas 119-94 Memphis | P-Nut: 24/2/7
Washington 117-92 New Jersey | V.O.: 15/0/5
New York 104-102 Chicago | BenitoSTARR: 30/11/8

Spoiler: 4

Los Angeles 97-104 Portland | altodevil: 3/19/2
Dallas 97-98 Memphis | P-Nut: 25/1/10
Washington 98-84 New Jersey | V.O.: 16/2/9
New York 113-121 Chicago | BenitoSTARR: 22/6/11

Spoiler: 5

Los Angeles 110-119 Portland | altodevil: 15/17/2
Dallas 114-100 Memphis | P-Nut: 32/2/14
Washington 124-99 New Jersey | V.O.: 11/1/8 (injured)
New York 106-108 Chicago | BenitoSTARR: 17/4/8 (injured)

Spoiler: 6

Los Angeles 102-103 Portland | altodevil: 3/32/3
Dallas 97-106 Memphis | P-Nut: 30/3/9
New York 100-112 Chicago | BenitoSTARR: 29/9/7

Spoiler: 7

Los Angeles 106-86 Portland | altodevil: 6/19/1
Dallas 105-107 Memphis | P-Nut: 44/2/6 (24/24 free throws!)

 

[altodevil]

32 rebounds - playoff record?

 

[nimic]

32 rebounds - playoff record?

I can't find the stats for every game, but I have the stats for the highest of X stat in every season of every player's career. You've had 34 as your playoff highest in two other seasons: 1997 and 2007, and 32 also in 2006.

 

[altodevil]

Sorry, forgot I was a god

 

[hobbers]

What a miserable conference

 

[nimic]

Sorry, forgot I was a god

I might have to shut down this experiment prematurely, I don't think the Caf can handle the ego you're currently incubating.

 

[altodevil]

I might have to shut down this experiment prematurely, I don't think the Caf can handle the ego you're currently incubating.

Then I am forever the GOAT

 

[P-Nut]

Sorry, forgot I was a god

All gods must die

 

[altodevil]

nimic cycling through 14 million simulations of these playoffs to find one in which the Lakers leave without a ring (there isn't one)

 

[hobbers]

Time to snap a few tendons @nimic

 

[The Cat]

nimic cycling through 14 million simulations of these playoffs to find one in which the Lakers leave without a ring (there isn't one)

He can drop all your stats easy enough

 

[Salt Bailly]

Sorry, forgot I was a god

The league will know that free men stood against a tyrant, that few stood against many, and before this season was over, even a god-king can bleed.

 

[nimic]

09/10 Playoffs - Conference Finals

It's a Cafite playoff! Who will get to face the winner of the Washington Wizards or the Chicago Bulls?

@altodevil @P-Nut

Spoiler: 1

Los Angeles 108-95 Memphis | altodevil: 4/25/0 | P-Nut: 19/1/13

Spoiler: 2

Los Angeles 102-88 Memphis | altodevil: 2/11/0 (injured) | P-Nut: 24/0/10

Spoiler: 3

Los Angeles 118-108 Memphis | altodevil: 3/20/1 (playing injured) | P-Nut: 27/1/15

Spoiler: 4

Los Angeles 112-102 Memphis | altodevil: 6/25/3 (playing injured) | P-Nut: 38/3/10

P-Nut: 35.1 GameScore
12 other players who got playing time for the Grizzlies combined: 42.8 GameScore

Spoiler: 5

This will be the first time since 2004 that altodevil faces a team with a better regular season record in the playoffs! The last time it happened was against the hobbers San Antonio Spurs, and altodevil got swept 4-0. Will he do better?

 

[altodevil]

Am I still injured?

 

[nimic]

Am I still injured?

Nope

 

[Solius]

Oh god he won't shut up if he wins.

 

[nimic]

Oh god he won't shut up if he wins.

You could always scouse-purge him.

 

[P-Nut]

This is my last year of contract right?

 

[nimic]

This is my last year of contract right?

Yep. You and @Solius.

 

[Solius]

Yep. You and @Solius.

Inb4 I go to an ever shitter team

 

[The Cat]

Inb4 I go to an ever shitter team

It has minor league teams?

 

[nimic]

Inb4 I go to an ever shitter team

I can already reveal that barring draft and trades, only the following teams could have at least $16 million available for next season (if they don't re-sign any expiring contracts):

• New Orleans Hornets ($17m 38-44 league record)
• Portland Trailblazers ($23m 53-29)
• Memphis Grizzlies (obviously, $34m 53-29)
• Orlando Magic (also obviously, $24m 32-50)
• Oklahoma City Thunder ($38m 33-49)
• Sacramento Kings ($33m 28-54)
• Phoenix Suns ($17m 35-47)
• Los Angeles Clippers ($20m 43-39)
• Boston Celtics ($16m 45-37)
• Philadelphia ($34m 47-35)
• Cleveland Cavaliers ($21m 42-40)

For reference, you're currently on $16.45m and @P-Nut is on $14.24m. @hobbers is on $19.2m, so that gives an idea of the possible wage demands. Also obviously a lot of these will take themselves out of the running by re-signing some players.

Some other players with expiring contracts are Kevin Durant and Nene (@altodevil's teammate), but both will definitely re-sign. Other than that there are mostly some very old players or good rookies, so probably not a lot to stand in either of your ways.

 

[altodevil]

Nene is a legend in his own right

 

[hobbers]

Somebody please come to Boston