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@V.O.
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Literally just giving away first and second round picks to anybody who wants one. :wenger:
 
Played alongside Solius and LeBron in my career..:p
I feel like the Brazilian b-ball version of Alexis MacAllister.
 
Larry? They sold Larry?

Damnit I hope @Dan can drive because he was my ride to training. I had my license revoked for drinking while under the influence. Police said I was completely hammered.


I’ll get my chauffeur to pick you up.
 
I'm wondering if I should let you guys break your contracts after a while. Like if you've spent 2-3 full seasons somewhere, you can leave? It's God Mode after all, it'd be a shame not to use it. Also there's not really transfer fees, so you leaving literally just means your team can now sign someone else. Probably some other poor Cafite.
 
I'm wondering if I should let you guys break your contracts after a while. Like if you've spent 2-3 full seasons somewhere, you can leave? It's God Mode after all, it'd be a shame not to use it. Also there's not really transfer fees, so you leaving literally just means your team can now sign someone else. Probably some other poor Cafite.
Do that for the second time around
 
Just act of god my fecking contract please. What a waste of time it's been already.

There's no way in any reality the goat plays for the fecking Bobcats from age 25 to 31.
 
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Just act of god my fecking contract please. What a waste of time it's been already.

There's no way in any reality the goat plays for the fecking Bobcats from age 25 to 31.
He doesn’t. He plays for the Nicks.
 
Just act of god my fecking contract please. What a waste of time it's been already.

There's no way in any reality the goat plays for the fecking Bobcats from age 25 to 31.
Leave this turncoat where he is.
 
Anyone else got 3 rings?

Lots of GOAT talk but not seeing the historical evidence.
Let‘s wait til we‘re all retired.

About to help the king get his crown.
 
06/07 All Star Weekend
All Star Weekeend - Part 1

Slam Dunk Contest

@BenitoSTARR again participating, but comes up short.

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3-Point Contest

@BenitoSTARR, @Solius, @V.O., @Samid and @P-Nut are back for another edition. Kyle Korver is also here, and he beat the lot last time.

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1st Round - 4 Advance

Kyle Korver: 28
Beno Udrih: 23
Tim Thomas: 21

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What a start!
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Now Samid and P-Nut need at least 28 to have a chance.
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P-Nut is out! Samid, V.O. and Kyle Korver will have a tiebreak round to decide which two will advance.
Kyle Korver: 28

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If Samid shoots 26 or better he's through.
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He does! It will be Samid, Solius, BenitoSTARR and Kyle Korver in the 2nd Round.


2nd Round
- 2 advance

Kyle Korver: 25

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Samid needs at least 27 now.
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Samid is out, and it's Solius vs. BenitoSTARR for the title. It's making me all nostalgic.


Final Round

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Not a great round, is Solius reclaiming his crown?
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No! We go to a tiebreaker round!
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Much better this time.
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More tiebreakers, damn you.

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Congratulations to @BenitoSTARR!
 
All Star Weekeend - Part 1

Slam Dunk Contest

@BenitoSTARR again participating, but comes up short.

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3-Point Contest

@BenitoSTARR, @Solius, @V.O., @Samid and @P-Nut are back for another edition. Kyle Korver is also here, and he beat the lot last time.

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1st Round - 4 Advance

Kyle Korver: 28
Beno Udrih: 23
Tim Thomas: 21

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What a start!
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Now Samid and P-Nut need at least 28 to have a chance.
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P-Nut is out! Samid, V.O. and Kyle Korver will have a tiebreak round to decide which two will advance.
Kyle Korver: 28

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If Samid shoots 26 or better he's through.
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He does! It will be Samid, Solius, BenitoSTARR and Kyle Korver in the 2nd Round.


2nd Round - 2 advance

Kyle Korver: 25

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Samid needs at least 27 now.
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Samid is out, and it's Solius vs. BenitoSTARR for the title. It's making me all nostalgic.


Final Round

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Not a great round, is Solius reclaiming his crown?
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No! We go to a tiebreaker round!
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Much better this time.
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More tiebreakers, damn you.

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Congratulations to @BenitoSTARR!

Rigged as always ffs
 
71k views is absurd, and it's absolutely going to my head. I imagine it's just altodevil and hobbers obsessively refreshing the thread, though.
Even if that accounted for 20k views it's still absurd
 
All Star Weekeend - Part 1

Slam Dunk Contest

@BenitoSTARR again participating, but comes up short.

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3-Point Contest

@BenitoSTARR, @Solius, @V.O., @Samid and @P-Nut are back for another edition. Kyle Korver is also here, and he beat the lot last time.

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1st Round - 4 Advance

Kyle Korver: 28
Beno Udrih: 23
Tim Thomas: 21

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What a start!
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Now Samid and P-Nut need at least 28 to have a chance.
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P-Nut is out! Samid, V.O. and Kyle Korver will have a tiebreak round to decide which two will advance.
Kyle Korver: 28

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If Samid shoots 26 or better he's through.
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He does! It will be Samid, Solius, BenitoSTARR and Kyle Korver in the 2nd Round.


2nd Round - 2 advance

Kyle Korver: 25

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Samid needs at least 27 now.
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Samid is out, and it's Solius vs. BenitoSTARR for the title. It's making me all nostalgic.


Final Round

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Not a great round, is Solius reclaiming his crown?
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No! We go to a tiebreaker round!
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Much better this time.
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More tiebreakers, damn you.

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Congratulations to @BenitoSTARR!
Suck my shaft @Solius
71k views is absurd, and it's absolutely going to my head. I imagine it's just altodevil and hobbers obsessively refreshing the thread, though.
It’s because this is brilliantly presented and really engaging. Genuinely have loved being a part of this. Credit to you @nimic
 
71k views is absurd, and it's absolutely going to my head. I imagine it's just altodevil and hobbers obsessively refreshing the thread, though.

No I gave up about 3 seasons ago.
 
Yeah, kudos to @nimc for making this so engaging.
 
Yeah wish I would have got in St the start be interesting seeing where I would have been drafted rather than stuck at the fecking Grizzlies
 
Yeah wish I would have got in St the start be interesting seeing where I would have been drafted rather than stuck at the fecking Grizzlies

It's not necessarily better. I've been stuck on mediocre teams since I was drafted. You really need two all stars to win championships
 
2007 Playoffs - 1st Round
2007 Playoffs - 1st Round

East: @BenitoSTARR and @Dan outperforming expectations with the Knicks, and even more so @sebsheep's Pistons. @Solius and @Skizzo make the playoffs with Orlando, but in 7th as last time. @hobbers rounds out the playoff participants, exactly where he was expected to finish. @V.O. was expected to make it, but barely misses out due to having a worse head-to-heard score (not even the results, which were even) than hobbers and the Nets. @Dr. Dwayne and @weetee weren't expected to make it and didn't, but got vaguely close. @Samid didn't get even remotely close with the Cavaliers.

West: only one Cafite didn't make it, and it was @reelworld with the Suns. He wasn't expected to make it, but then neither were @oneniltothearsenal's Supersonics and @P-Nut and @Stobzilla's Grizzlies, whose teams were expected to finish bottom of the conference. @altodevil and @The Cat nailed the top spots again, with similar records to last season. @Salt Bailly rounds out the top 3 with the Denver Nuggets - with a fantastic home record but a poor away record.

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Important teammate injuries:
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1st Round

In addition to the regular stats of points/rebounds/assists, I've added Field Goals (shots) taken and scored, to give you a better idea of how you actually played. I was about to ask if any of you actually read any of that stuff or if you just click down to the final spoiler and see the results, but I reckon I might keep doing it regardless. This might be the same part of me that used to run a football league in a notebook when I was a kid, with a full table for two divisions and fixtures that were resolved with dice.

I regret nothing.

Los Angeles - Seattle 102-82 | @altodevil: 2/28/3 (0-1 FG) | @oneniltothearsenal: 19/13/4 (5-17 FG)​
Denver - Memphis 90-88 | @Salt Bailly: 12/6/1 (4-9 FG) | @P-Nut: 26/1/7 (9-16 FG) + @Stobzilla: 5/9/3 (2-3 FG)​
Minnesota - New Orleans 106-91 | @The Cat: 11/9/3 (5-9 FG)​
Chicago - Charlotte 107-80 | @hobbers:
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New York - Detroit 96-82 | @BenitoSTARR: 44/9/10 (17-32 FG) + @Dan: 14/9/5 (6-8 FG) | @sebsheep: 2/4/1 (1-10 FG)​
Milwaukee - Orlando 103-78 | @Solius: 22/7/7 (8-21 FG)
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+ @Skizzo: 9/4/0 (4-11 FG)​


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Los Angeles - Seattle 100-84 | altodevil: 2/20/1 (1-2 FG) | oneniltothearsenal: 21/15/7 (9/16 FG)​
Denver - Memphis 100-107 | Salt Bailly: 5/11/4 (2-8 FG) | P-Nut: 31/1/6 (12-21 FG) + Stobzilla II: 8/4/0 (3-3 FG)​
Minnesota - New Orleans 110-103 | The Cat: 13/10/5 (4-7 FG)​
Chicago - Charlotte 94-88 | hobbers: 23/10/10 (6-18 FG) (played through injury)​
New York - Detroit 105-98 | BenitoSTARR: 33-11-12 (13-21 FG) + Dan: 18/9/4 (8-11 FG) | sebsheep: 9/2/2 (4-7 FG)​
Milwaukee - Orlando 129-133 | Solius: 32/9/15 (12-26 FG) + Skizzo: 17/6/0 (6-14 FG)​


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Los Angeles - Seattle 101-94 | altodevil: 7/22/2 (2-3 FG) | oneniltothearsenal: 17/13/5 (7-15 FG)​
Denver - Memphis 92-106 | Salt Bailly: 7/6/3 (3-6 FG) | P-Nut: 23/0/12 (7-9 FG) + Stobzilla II: 2/3/0 (1-3 FG)​
Minnesota - New Orleans 109-117 | The Cat: 11/10/5 (5-7 FG)​
Chicago - Charlotte 91-88 | hobbers: 20/7/13 (9-19 FG) (played through injury)​
New York - Detroit 96-82 | BenitoSTARR: 26/10/4 (10-24 FG) + Dan: 15/7/1 (6-11 FG) | sebsheep: 2/8/2 (1-8 FG)​
Milwaukee - Orlando 94-110 | Solius: 37/8/8 (15-21 FG) + Skizzo: 22/3/0 (9-11 FG)​


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Los Angeles - Seattle 102-76 | altodevil: 0/22/0 (0-0 FG) | oneniltothearsenal: 23/9/4 (8-18 FG)​
Denver - Memphis 101-87 | Salt Bailly: 8/7/3 (3-6 FG) | P-Nut: 23/2/7 (6-14 FG) + Stobzilla II: 5/4/2 (2-2 FG)​
Minnesota - New Orleans 83-94 | The Cat: 8/9/5 (3-8 FG)​
Chicago - Charlotte 108-91 | hobbers: 17/7/13 (5-19 FG) (played through injury)​
New York - Detroit 134-99 | BenitoSTARR: 34/7/7 (12-18 FG) + Dan: 7/5/3 (2-6 FG) | sebsheep: 1/4/1 (0-2 FG)​
Milwaukee - Orlando 96-101 | Solius: 33/11/6 (11-29 FG) + Skizzo 13/7/2 (4-9 FG)​


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Denver - Memphis 111-80 | Salt Bailly: 11/11/1 (5-7 FG) | P-Nut: 24/0/3 (7-19 FG) + Stobzilla II: 5/4/0 (2-2 FG)​
Minnesota - New Orleans 95-92 | The Cat: 16/9/4 (5-8 FG)​
Milwaukee - Orlando 84-115 | Solius: 18/4/16 (6-15 FG) + Skizzo: 6/7/0 (2-5 FG)​


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Denver - Memphis 104-122 | Salt Bailly: 10/3/1 (3-6 FG) | P-Nut: 27/1/11 (8-22 FG) + Stobzilla II: 4/3/0 (2-3 FG)​
Minnesota - New Orleans 110-104 | The Cat: 15/7/2 (6-9 FG)​


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Denver - Memphis 113-88 | Salt Bailly: 11/10/2 (5-9 FG) | P-Nut: 17/0/5 (5-15 FG) + Stobzilla II: 6/0/3 (3-5 FG)​

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We'll have two more Cafite match-ups in the 2nd Round! The Cat and Minnesota will face off against Salt Bailly and Denver in the West, and in the East we've got BenitoSTARR and Dan's New York up against Solius and Skizzo's Orlando. We've also got altodevil's Los Angeles up against Dallas.
 
Back to losing in the 1st round of the playoffs again :drool: