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[nimic]

Teaser for the upcoming update:

 

[nimic]

Oof. Think this is the first time I won’t make the playoffs.

Your team is giving serious playing time to some seriously bad players.

Actually, I just got an idea for a fun stat. brb

 

[nimic]

Solius' lamentations gave me a stat idea, so here we go.

(These don't take into account trades, so they won't be completely accurate - though they do only take into account the minutes players played for that team, not the team they were traded from)

Total average minutes by players with 49 or lower overall rating - i. e. very bad players

1. --- 132 Orlando Magic @Solius @reelworld
2. --- 93 Los Angeles Clippers
3. --- 87 Milwaukee Bucks @Dan
4. --- 80 Boston Celtics
5. --- 77 Atlanta Hawks @weetee
6. --- 70 Indiana Pacers @Dr. Dwayne
7. --- 67 Golden State Warriors
8. --- 62 Phoenix Suns
9. --- 59 Sacramento Kings
10. --- 53 New York Knicks @BenitoSTARR @sebsheep
11. --- 52 New Jersey Nets @V.O.
12. --- 50 Miami Heat @oneniltothearsenal
13. --- 41 Cleveland Cavaliers @Samid
14. --- 39 Washington Wizards
15. --- 34 Utah Jazz & Portland Trailblazers
16. --- 33 Memphis Grizzlies & Denver Nuggets @P-Nut
17. --- 26 Seattle Supersonics @Skizzo
18. --- 25 Charlotte Bobcats @hobbers
19. --- 23 Minnesota Timberwolves @The Cat
20. --- 18 Detroit Pistons @Salt Bailly
21. --- 16 Chicago Bulls
22. --- 14 Philadelphia 76ers & Los Angeles Lakers @altodevil
23. --- 12 Toronto Raptors & New Orleans Hornets
24. --- 9 San Antonio Spurs @Stobzilla
25. --- 8 Dallas Mavericks
26. --- 7 Houston Rockets

Total average minutes by players with 60 or higher average rating - i. e. pretty good players

1. --- 195 Chicago Bulls
2. --- 194 Washington Wizards
3. --- 178 Los Angeles Lakers
4. --- 172 Minnesota Timberwolves
5. --- 158 Cleveland Cavaliers
6. --- 147 Philadelphia 76ers
7. --- 145 Milwaukee Bucks
8. --- 143 Orlando Magic
9. --- 132 Indiana Pacers
10. --- 130 New Jersey Nets
11. --- 120 Detroit Pistons
12. --- 115 Dallas Mavericks
13. --- 109 Atlanta Hawks
14. --- 106 Phoenix Suns
15. --- 97 Utah Jazz
16. --- 95 Houston Rockets
17. --- 91 Portland Trailblazers
18. --- 81 New Orleans Hornets
19. --- 72 Charlotte Bobcats
20. --- 71 New York Knicks
21. --- 70 Memphis Grizzlies & Los Angeles Clippers
22. --- 66 Miami Heat
23. --- 64 Boston Celtics
24. --- 63 Sacramento Kings
25. --- 62 Denver Nuggets
26. --- 58 Toronto Raptors & Seattle Supersonics
27. --- 38 Golden State Warriors
28. --- 0 San Antonio Spurs

Total average minutes by players with 70 or higher average rating - i. e. superstars (basically do you have one, two or no superstars)

1. --- 74 Atlanta Hawks
2. --- 69 Washington Wizards
3. --- 68 Los Angeles Lakers
4. --- 66 Chicago Bulls
5. --- 41 Charlotte Bobcats
6. --- 40 Milwaukee Bucks & Memphis Grizzlies
7. --- 39 New Jersey Nets
8. --- 38 New York Knicks & Los Angeles Clippers & Golden State Warriors
9. --- 37 Miami Heat
10. --- 32 Orlando Magic
11. --- 0 The rest

NIMIC (Nimic Invented Metric Indicator Coefficient) - the first one subtracted from the second one. Let's see if it means anything.

1. --- 179 Chicago Bulls
2. --- 164 Los Angeles Lakers
3. --- 155 Washington Wizards
4. --- 139 Minnesota Timberwolves
5. --- 133 Philadelphia 76ers
6. --- 117 Cleveland Cavaliers
7. --- 107 Dallas Mavericks
8. --- 102 Detroit Pistons
9. --- 88 Houston Rockets
10. --- 78 New Jersey Nets
11. --- 69 New Orleans Hornets
12. --- 63 Utah Jazz
13. --- 62 Indiana Pacers
14. --- 58 Milwaukee Bucks
15. --- 57 Portland Trailblazers
16. --- 47 Charlotte Bobcats
17. --- 46 Toronto Raptors
18. --- 44 Phoenix Suns
19. --- 37 Memphis Grizzlies
20. --- 32 Atlanta Hawks & Seattle Supersonics
21. --- 29 Denver Nuggets
22. --- 18 New York Knicks
23. --- 14 Miami Heat
24. --- 11 Orlando Magic
25. --- 4 Sacramento Kings
26. --- -9 San Antonio Spurs
27. --- -16 Boston Celtics
28. --- -23 Los Angeles Clippers
29. --- -29 Golden State Warriors

 

[BenitoSTARR]

Solius' lamentations gave me a stat idea, so here we go.

(These don't take into account trades, so they won't be completely accurate - though they do only take into account the minutes players played for that team, not the team they were traded from)

Total average minutes by players with 49 or lower overall rating - i. e. very bad players

1. --- 132 Orlando Magic @Solius @reelworld
2. --- 93 Los Angeles Clippers
3. --- 87 Milwaukee Bucks @Dan
4. --- 80 Boston Celtics
5. --- 77 Atlanta Hawks @weetee
6. --- 70 Indiana Pacers @Dr. Dwayne
7. --- 67 Golden State Warriors
8. --- 62 Phoenix Suns
9. --- 59 Sacramento Kings
10. --- 53 New York Knicks @BenitoSTARR @sebsheep
11. --- 52 New Jersey Nets @V.O.
12. --- 50 Miami Heat @oneniltothearsenal
13. --- 41 Cleveland Cavaliers @Samid
14. --- 39 Washington Wizards
15. --- 34 Utah Jazz & Portland Trailblazers
16. --- 33 Memphis Grizzlies & Denver Nuggets @P-Nut
17. --- 26 Seattle Supersonics @Skizzo
18. --- 25 Charlotte Bobcats @hobbers
19. --- 23 Minnesota Timberwolves @The Cat
20. --- 18 Detroit Pistons @Salt Bailly
21. --- 16 Chicago Bulls
22. --- 14 Philadelphia 76ers & Los Angeles Lakers @altodevil
23. --- 12 Toronto Raptors & New Orleans Hornets
24. --- 9 San Antonio Spurs @Stobzilla
25. --- 8 Dallas Mavericks
26. --- 7 Houston Rockets

Total average minutes by players with 60 or higher average rating - i. e. pretty good players

1. --- 195 Chicago Bulls
2. --- 194 Washington Wizards
3. --- 178 Los Angeles Lakers
4. --- 172 Minnesota Timberwolves
5. --- 158 Cleveland Cavaliers
6. --- 147 Philadelphia 76ers
7. --- 145 Milwaukee Bucks
8. --- 143 Orlando Magic
9. --- 132 Indiana Pacers
10. --- 130 New Jersey Nets
11. --- 120 Detroit Pistons
12. --- 115 Dallas Mavericks
13. --- 109 Atlanta Hawks
14. --- 106 Phoenix Suns
15. --- 97 Utah Jazz
16. --- 95 Houston Rockets
17. --- 91 Portland Trailblazers
18. --- 81 New Orleans Hornets
19. --- 72 Charlotte Bobcats
20. --- 71 New York Knicks
21. --- 70 Memphis Grizzlies & Los Angeles Clippers
22. --- 66 Miami Heat
23. --- 64 Boston Celtics
24. --- 63 Sacramento Kings
25. --- 62 Denver Nuggets
26. --- 58 Toronto Raptors & Seattle Supersonics
27. --- 38 Golden State Warriors
28. --- 0 San Antonio Spurs

Total average minutes by players with 70 or higher average rating - i. e. superstars (basically do you have one, two or no superstars)

1. --- 74 Atlanta Hawks
2. --- 69 Washington Wizards
3. --- 68 Los Angeles Lakers
4. --- 66 Chicago Bulls
5. --- 41 Charlotte Bobcats
6. --- 40 Milwaukee Bucks & Memphis Grizzlies
7. --- 39 New Jersey Nets
8. --- 38 New York Knicks & Los Angeles Clippers & Golden State Warriors
9. --- 37 Miami Heat
10. --- 32 Orlando Magic
11. --- 0 The rest

NIMIC (Nimic Invented Metric Indicator Coefficient) - the first one subtracted from the second one. Let's see if it means anything.

1. --- 179 Chicago Bulls
2. --- 164 Los Angeles Lakers
3. --- 155 Washington Wizards
4. --- 139 Minnesota Timberwolves
5. --- 133 Philadelphia 76ers
6. --- 117 Cleveland Cavaliers
7. --- 107 Dallas Mavericks
8. --- 102 Detroit Pistons
9. --- 88 Houston Rockets
10. --- 78 New Jersey Nets
11. --- 69 New Orleans Hornets
12. --- 63 Utah Jazz
13. --- 62 Indiana Pacers
14. --- 58 Milwaukee Bucks
15. --- 57 Portland Trailblazers
16. --- 47 Charlotte Bobcats
17. --- 46 Toronto Raptors
18. --- 44 Phoenix Suns
19. --- 37 Memphis Grizzlies
20. --- 32 Atlanta Hawks & Seattle Supersonics
21. --- 29 Denver Nuggets
22. --- 18 New York Knicks
23. --- 14 Miami Heat
24. --- 11 Orlando Magic
25. --- 4 Sacramento Kings
26. --- -9 San Antonio Spurs
27. --- -16 Boston Celtics
28. --- -23 Los Angeles Clippers
29. --- -29 Golden State Warriors

So does this confirm Alto is just shit?

 

[nimic]

So does this confirm Alto is just shit?

He's got the by far best record of any team this season, so I wouldn't say that.

 

[altodevil]

All it says is that I make my teammates better

 

[BenitoSTARR]

He's got the by far best record of any team this season, so I wouldn't say that.

Why can’t you just agree?

 

[nimic]

Why can’t you just agree?

I only agree with Solius and sometimes rimaldo.

 

[altodevil]

I only agree with Solius and sometimes rimaldo.

You've agreed with me, twice.

 

[nimic]

You've agreed with me, twice.

I flipped a coin, it could have been anything

 

[nimic]

07/08 All Star Weekend

First, the updated standings. The @altodevil Lakers are still looking extremely strong in the West, currently on a 15 win streak. @The Cat's Timberwolves are looking quite good as well, though getting past the Lakers might be a bridge too far this year. In the East @hobbers and the Bobcats are looking significantly stronger than previous seasons. His challenge will be that there are loads of good teams in the East; 1-6 in the East would all have been 2nd in the West. The playoffs are beginning to look out of reach for @Skizzo's Supersonics, @oneniltothearsenal's Heat, @Dr. Dwayne's Pacers @Stobzilla's Spurs and @Samid's Cavaliers. Everyone else is in with a shout of making it.

Dunk Contest - no surprises

3 Point Contest - familiar faces in @reelworld, @P-Nut, @Samid, @V.O., @Solius and @BenitoSTARR.

1st Round - 4 advance

Kyle Korver: 26
Beno Udrih: 24

Spoiler: reelworld

22 is probably not enough for reelworld.

Spoiler: P-nut

Spoiler: Samid

Spoiler: V.O.

V.O. now needs neither of Solius/BenitoSTARR to score higher than 24, and thus force a tiebreak at 24.

Spoiler: Solius

V.O. is out! BenitoSTARR needs at least 25.

Spoiler

That means a tiebreak round for Solius and P-Nut. Solius really loves his tiebreak rounds.

Spoiler: Tiebreak Solius

Spoiler: P-Nut

It'll be Solius, Samid, BenitoSTARR and Kyle Korver in the 2nd Round. Kyle Korver has defeated a bunch of Cafites before, is he going to do it again?

2nd Round - 2 advance

Spoiler

Kyle Korver: 29

Pressure is on for our lads!

Spoiler: BenitoSTARR

Spoiler: Samid

25 isn't enough for Samid! Is it going to be BenitoSTARR or Solius to face Kyle 'Kafite Killer' Korver in the final round?

Spoiler: Solius

It's Solius!

Final Round

Spoiler

Kyle Korver: 24

Not great shooting by Korver, Solius has already bettered that three times today! Is he going to tie BenitoSTARR's 4 contest wins?

Spoiler: Solius

No! What a low-scoring final round. That means Kyle Korver has won the contest twice in the Cafite Era.

All Star Game

Record low Cafite participation in the West, probably because most of you are in the East. The one big surprise absence is perhaps The Cat, who has been making an appearance the last few years (in both this and the NBA Final). @P-Nut and @altodevil are the repeats.

It's a different story in the East, and here's another good indication of the relative strength levels of the conferences this year. There are three players with ratings in the 60s on the East, while it's most of the team in the West. The East Cafites are @BenitoSTARR, @hobbers, @Solius, @oneniltothearsenal, @Samid, @Dr. Dwayne and @V.O..

Spoiler: All Star Game

 

[hobbers]

Childress the all star mvp?

 

[nimic]

Childress the all star mvp?

Yep

 

[altodevil]

Great updates

 

[sebsheep]

Nice to see my old team now above my new team. Standard.

 

[Solius]

Ffs I think my time is over. Maybe my son needs to be born.

 

[nimic]

Ffs I think my time is over. Maybe my son needs to be born.

You top 4 guys are pretty fragile. Oh no, I didn't make the 2nd Round of the playoffs once, my life is over.

You're only 28.

 

[altodevil]

Speak for yourselves. I won a ring and now I chill in LA racking up records that will never be broken and playing with other chill guys like Nene.

 

[The Cat]

Did someone say rings?

 

[nimic]

 

[Solius]

You top 4 guys are pretty fragile. Oh no, I didn't make the 2nd Round of the playoffs once, my life is over.

You're only 28.

Basically 29.

 

[hobbers]

My guy will probably be in his 60s by the time he drops below 60 rating.

Has there ever been a father and son in the NBA at the same time.

 

[nimic]

My guy will probably be in his 60s by the time he drops below 60 rating.

Has there ever been a father and son in the NBA at the same time.

LeBron James and Kyrie Irving

 

[weetee]

Speaking of LeBron … is he injured?

 

[BenitoSTARR]

My guy will probably be in his 60s by the time he drops below 60 rating.

Has there ever been a father and son in the NBA at the same time.

You make me call you daddy so does that count?

 

[nimic]

Speaking of LeBron … is he injured?

Nope, he's playing.

 

[nimic]

07/08 End of Regular Season + Playoff bracket

Final standings

No big surprises in the West, with @altodevil's Lakers, @The Cat's Timberwolves and @P-Nut's Grizzlies making it. The Lakers set a new regular season record with 75-7. Scary. @Stobzilla and @Skizzo were some distance away, but then they were expected to be.

In the East, we've got one Cafite making it who wasn't expected to (@Dan with the Bucks) and one who was expected to make it but didn't (@Samid and the Cavs). Other than that, the most disappointed Cafite is probably @weetee, who didn't make the playoffs with the Hawks' 41-41 record, which would have easily been enough in the West. @Solius & @reelworld might be disappointed to miss it with the Magic (given their playoff record), while @Dr. Dwayne and @oneniltothearsenal shouldn't have expected to make it in the first place.

We've got several making it in the East (@hobbers with the Bobcats, @Salt Bailly with the Pistons, @BenitoSTARR & @sebsheep with the Knicks and @V.O. with the Nets), but they're all on pretty good teams so there's no predicting their playoff results.

Regular season leaders

Playoff bracket

 

[BenitoSTARR]

07/08 End of Regular Season + Playoff bracket

Final standings

No big surprises in the West, with @altodevil's Lakers, @The Cat's Timberwolves and @P-Nut's Grizzlies making it. The Lakers set a new regular season record with 75-7. Scary. @Stobzilla and @Skizzo were some distance away, but then they were expected to be.

In the East, we've got one Cafite making it who wasn't expected to (@Dan with the Bucks) and one who was expected to make it but didn't (@Samid and the Cavs). Other than that, the most disappointed Cafite is probably @weetee, who didn't make the playoffs with the Hawks' 41-41 record, which would have easily been enough in the West. @Solius & @reelworld might be disappointed to miss it with the Magic (given their playoff record), while @Dr. Dwayne and @oneniltothearsenal shouldn't have expected to make it in the first place.

We've got several making it in the East (@hobbers with the Bobcats, @Salt Bailly with the Pistons, @BenitoSTARR & @sebsheep with the Knicks and @V.O. with the Nets), but they're all on pretty good teams so there's no predicting their playoff results.

Regular season leaders

Playoff bracket

EWA - Hammering those wins

 

[nimic]

EWA - Hammering those wins

You're good, but I might be more impressed with oneniltothearsenal adding 20 wins in a 29-win team.

I guess you're not that far off.

 

[altodevil]

Estimate all you want, I'm all about real wins baby.

 

[nimic]

@sebsheep let me know if you want to retire and let a younger generation take over next season. And also design that younger generation.

 

[sebsheep]

@sebsheep let me know if you want to retire and let a younger generation take over next season. And also design that younger generation.

Was going to see if I got a ring this season but this message doesn't give me hope

 

[The Cat]

Was going to see if I got a ring this season but this message doesn't give me hope

A ring you say?

 

[sebsheep]

A ring you say?

Why was that reply so fast?

 

[nimic]

2008 Playoffs 1st Round

Spoiler

Los Angeles 145-72 Memphis | @altodevil: 5/18/2 | @P-Nut: 20/0/4
Minnesota 111-95 Houston | @The Cat: 11/12/4
Chicago 112-84 New Jersey | @V.O.: 19/2/17
Detroit 91-93 Philadelphia | @Salt Bailly: 15/12/1
Washington 142-105 New York | @BenitoSTARR: 24/7/7 + @sebsheep: 2/1/1
Charlotte 87-91 Milwaukee | @hobbers: 26/9/9 | @Dan: 14/12/5

Spoiler

Los Angeles 99-85 Memphis | altodevil: 2/18/1 | P-Nut: 25/3/12
Minnesota 86-95 Houston | The Cat: 10/8/1
Chicago 111-108 New Jersey | V.O.: 27/2/12
Detroit 110-96 Philadelphia | Salt Bailly: 21/6/4
Washington 118-97 New York | BenitoSTARR: 24/5/6 + sebsheep: 10/6/0
Charlotte 100-97 Milwaukee | hobbers: 31/7/13 | Dan: 5/3/2

2nd best player on Charlotte

The Cat's teamates

Spoiler

Los Angeles 100-103 Memphis | altodevil: 6/23/1 | P-Nut: 30/1/9
Minnesota 112-91 Houston | The Cat: 12/8/4
Chicago 119-85 New Jersey | V.O.: 15/0/7
Detroit 90-100 Philadelphia | Salt Bailly: 10/11/1
Washington 111-113 New York | BenitoSTARR: 38/11/5 + sebsheep: 9/7/2
Charlotte 115-117 Milwaukee | hobbers: 43/10/13 | Dan: 11/10/2

Spoiler

Los Angeles 105-92 Memphis | altodevil: 3/18/1 | P-Nut: 34/1/13
Minnesota 119-100 Houston | The Cat: 15/6/3
Chicago 106-82 New Jersey | V.O.: 8/1/12
Detroit 83-96 Philadelphia | Salt Bailly: 20/6/0
Washington 114-81 New York | BenitoSTARR: 28/13/5 + sebsheep (injured)
Charlotte 105-97 Milwaukee | hobbers: 23/5/17 | Dan: 11/9/2

5th best player on Charlotte

Spoiler

Los Angeles 104-56 Memphis | altodevil: 7/22/3 | P-Nut 20/1/2
Minnesota 102-88 Houston | The Cat: 20/9/3
Detroit 107-108 Philadelphia | Salt Bailly: 8/10/2
Washington 111-76 New York | BenitoSTARR: 19/9/3 + sebsheep (injured)
Charlotte 97-104 Milwaukee | hobbers: 25/4/15 | Dan: 26/7/2

Spoiler

Charlotte 95-101 Milwaukee | hobbers: 26/4/9 | Dan: 7/10/2

Spoiler

Not a lot of Cafite representation left!

 

[hobbers]

Get me out

 

[nimic]

Hey you almost did it this time

 

[sebsheep]

Can't believe my team went out in the 1st round of the playoffs. Never would've expected that.

@nimic time for retirement. Will get building out seb jr

 

[altodevil]

hobbers luck unbeaten. Also, our opponent scored just 50 odd points one game. Insane defense.

 

[P-Nut]

hobbers luck unbeaten. Also, our opponent scored just 50 odd points one game. Insane defense.

Not that inside the grizzlies are crap and I want out