Hmmm, let me see. what was I expecting?
Maybe the fecking biggest club in the world to realise that if we slip any further behind (and just look at what City are doing: champions, but have bought two and are planning at least two more signings; and Chelsea's new owners promising to go big in the transfer market), then it will take even longer (if ever) to get back to where we should be.
Maybe given all the geniuses who are supposedly in charge to have realised months ago (if not years) that we were falling behind and to put processes in place to counteract this.
Oh, and we've been out the CL before but still brought in top players.
What I do not expect (well, I do but don't accept) is more mouth and trousers and very little action
Thread summary so far:
Arnoldmurtaugh (answering press questions for news): Todays news is that we’ve brought FA’s Head of Elite Performance Andy O’Boyle in to assist Murtaugh, Who will now be able to increase his activity in getting in new players identified by recruitment and Ten Hag after he came here last week for the first time.
Mitchmouse: I’m disappointed! I expected you to realise we’ve fallen behind!
Arnoldmurtaugh: We indeed have fallen behind and need to change!
Mitchmouse: That’s just talk! I expected you to put processes in place!
Arnoldmurtaugh: Yes, let’s get a new manager and coaching team, and get rid of half the former staff and restructure recruitment so the new manager and different recruitment team can identify new players to replace the exodus we’re getting rid of! Good idea!
Mitchmouse: That’s just PR spin! I expected our owners promising to go big in the market! I want us to be linked to new players in The Sun!
Arnoldmurt: Umm … like Ed did when he said we can buy anyone and increased Utd tax by 200%? We’re not sure … and we’re being linked with De Jong, Darwin, Timber in the papers, but we can’t see how paper talk is going to bring players in? …
Mitchmouse: I expected three new players worth £200m signed and presented by the 1st of June! I am not critical, I am just asking questions!
Arnmurt: Oh, dear, you really have no idea what you want, do you, or how these things work? It must make for a depressing outlook.
Mitch: Thank you, Dr Freud!
(Is this how it’s done?)