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Was Villa-Real? 10 Things I noticed (Utd Vs Villa)
My Observations from the Man Utd - Villa game....
1. Neville Neville / Ch-ch-ch Changes - We might sing his name to one David Bowie number, but the B-Side is a distinctly different one. Without trying to be reactionary it doesn't look like our dear club captain can cut it against the top teams any more. I realise he's been out since January and that Fergie was forced into playing him but he was clearly off the pace not just physically but positionaly all game. All of Villa's most threatening attacks came down the left in the 2nd half and in the first he was beaten by Young so many times Lawrenson on MoTD had to re-assure the viewers they weren't watching a re-play. Most fans, myself included thought the rest of his career would be spent providing experience in big matches while we blooded his replacements in the lesser games but even this looks beyond him. It's not his fault, he's not been right since his injury but I'd rather see him burn out than fade away.
2. Lucky Number 7 - Not a chance! - Just like Robson, Cantona & Beckham before him, Ronaldo displayed the same 'just when you need a goal' heroics that made his jerseys previous incumbents Utd legends. He wasn't at his best by a very long shot but everything about him screaaamed World Class. From the 2 glorious goals, through the lovely ball to create Wellbecks chance, to the 60 yeard run to the corner flag in the 95th which he celebrated like a goal, even Ronaldo on a bad day can tear apart the most stubborn of teams. Don't be fooled, Macheda may have won the match, but if this game is to be remembered as the Sheffield Wednesday of 09 then I hope it's also remembered who took this match by the scruff of it's neck when NO-ONE looked like scoring and said "feck this, we aint loosing" - just like his predesessors, that shirts magic ya know!
3. Our Bark is worse than our Bite! - We really need Hargreaves back. Anderson's only showed last years potential in one game this season (CC Final) and however well Fletcher's progressed this season (he was good again yesterday in a poor performance) he's not a Keano-like holding midfielder. It's almost as if he's trying to ape Carrick, and while he's done this quite well he's not got quite the same presence as an Ince/Keane/Hargreaves or even (dare I say it) Smith. Far too many times yesterday our Midfield was over run, just like it was against Liverpool. If Hargo is gonna develop into the massive crock he's shaping up to be, we may well need to invest in the summer. Could Tevez play there???
4. No emotion please - we're British - Your're 17, your're whole family uproots and moves to England because they believe in you. You score a screamer on your debut in the last minute of a must win match. You go and embrace your dad in the stands and your fecking booked!!!...Give me a break. This is surely the stupidest rule in football...Change it & change it now!
5. Mach of the Day - Lets not get ahead of ourself here but this lad is built like a brick shit house. Wayne Rooney's biggest attribute at 16 was his strength....It allowed him to display his immense skill without being bullied off the ball....If this lad has the skill there's no reason he can't make a big name for himself at this club, and soon.. ...
6. Hello Mr Postman - While Macheda may look like a swarthy 35 year old greek barman, strangely, his dad looks like a small, ginger 30 year old postman from Halifax....Either he's got an Amazonian mother or the milkman was delivering more than he was supposed to...
7. Rio to Newcastle? - What was that all about? I know him an Dowie where team mates at West Ham but it seemed distinctly odd to see Ol' shovel face sitting with Rio in the injured players & guests area discussing something very intently.. what can they possibly have been talking about?..Beauty treatments?...The Apprentice?...Merking?
8. Who asked you? - It's starteling the amount of numpties they ask for opinions out side of the ground on MUTV. All of them seemed to be foreign with a minimal grasp of the Queens and all of them seemed to think Tevez was MoTM which was odd cos I thought he was shocking (and I love Tevez!)...however there was one drunk man who kept looming into view behind several of them with half a cigarette popping out of this mouth and staring demonically at the camera...I liked him
9. Gareth Barry - I unfortunately notcied Gareth Barry quite a lot. Why can he never play that well for England?
10. Sweet Dreams are Made of This - We needed this match. Or a Match like it. This season has been woefully short of classic matches, not just for United but across the whole spectrum. These are the games you look back on. Liverpool had already had a few and while we'd played fairly well we'd coasted through most matches. Our best performance was a 0-0 away from home against Inter. While this was certainly NOT our best performance this was the first match to significantly raise the blood pressure. It could be the one which makes us believe we can do it. We where rocking since the Liverpool game. Suddenly the players felt like it could all fall apart. For 80 minutes we played like we didn't believe. Now we do...this should be the shot in the arm to take us through the run-in...
My Observations from the Man Utd - Villa game....
1. Neville Neville / Ch-ch-ch Changes - We might sing his name to one David Bowie number, but the B-Side is a distinctly different one. Without trying to be reactionary it doesn't look like our dear club captain can cut it against the top teams any more. I realise he's been out since January and that Fergie was forced into playing him but he was clearly off the pace not just physically but positionaly all game. All of Villa's most threatening attacks came down the left in the 2nd half and in the first he was beaten by Young so many times Lawrenson on MoTD had to re-assure the viewers they weren't watching a re-play. Most fans, myself included thought the rest of his career would be spent providing experience in big matches while we blooded his replacements in the lesser games but even this looks beyond him. It's not his fault, he's not been right since his injury but I'd rather see him burn out than fade away.
2. Lucky Number 7 - Not a chance! - Just like Robson, Cantona & Beckham before him, Ronaldo displayed the same 'just when you need a goal' heroics that made his jerseys previous incumbents Utd legends. He wasn't at his best by a very long shot but everything about him screaaamed World Class. From the 2 glorious goals, through the lovely ball to create Wellbecks chance, to the 60 yeard run to the corner flag in the 95th which he celebrated like a goal, even Ronaldo on a bad day can tear apart the most stubborn of teams. Don't be fooled, Macheda may have won the match, but if this game is to be remembered as the Sheffield Wednesday of 09 then I hope it's also remembered who took this match by the scruff of it's neck when NO-ONE looked like scoring and said "feck this, we aint loosing" - just like his predesessors, that shirts magic ya know!
3. Our Bark is worse than our Bite! - We really need Hargreaves back. Anderson's only showed last years potential in one game this season (CC Final) and however well Fletcher's progressed this season (he was good again yesterday in a poor performance) he's not a Keano-like holding midfielder. It's almost as if he's trying to ape Carrick, and while he's done this quite well he's not got quite the same presence as an Ince/Keane/Hargreaves or even (dare I say it) Smith. Far too many times yesterday our Midfield was over run, just like it was against Liverpool. If Hargo is gonna develop into the massive crock he's shaping up to be, we may well need to invest in the summer. Could Tevez play there???
4. No emotion please - we're British - Your're 17, your're whole family uproots and moves to England because they believe in you. You score a screamer on your debut in the last minute of a must win match. You go and embrace your dad in the stands and your fecking booked!!!...Give me a break. This is surely the stupidest rule in football...Change it & change it now!
5. Mach of the Day - Lets not get ahead of ourself here but this lad is built like a brick shit house. Wayne Rooney's biggest attribute at 16 was his strength....It allowed him to display his immense skill without being bullied off the ball....If this lad has the skill there's no reason he can't make a big name for himself at this club, and soon.. ...
6. Hello Mr Postman - While Macheda may look like a swarthy 35 year old greek barman, strangely, his dad looks like a small, ginger 30 year old postman from Halifax....Either he's got an Amazonian mother or the milkman was delivering more than he was supposed to...
7. Rio to Newcastle? - What was that all about? I know him an Dowie where team mates at West Ham but it seemed distinctly odd to see Ol' shovel face sitting with Rio in the injured players & guests area discussing something very intently.. what can they possibly have been talking about?..Beauty treatments?...The Apprentice?...Merking?
8. Who asked you? - It's starteling the amount of numpties they ask for opinions out side of the ground on MUTV. All of them seemed to be foreign with a minimal grasp of the Queens and all of them seemed to think Tevez was MoTM which was odd cos I thought he was shocking (and I love Tevez!)...however there was one drunk man who kept looming into view behind several of them with half a cigarette popping out of this mouth and staring demonically at the camera...I liked him
9. Gareth Barry - I unfortunately notcied Gareth Barry quite a lot. Why can he never play that well for England?
10. Sweet Dreams are Made of This - We needed this match. Or a Match like it. This season has been woefully short of classic matches, not just for United but across the whole spectrum. These are the games you look back on. Liverpool had already had a few and while we'd played fairly well we'd coasted through most matches. Our best performance was a 0-0 away from home against Inter. While this was certainly NOT our best performance this was the first match to significantly raise the blood pressure. It could be the one which makes us believe we can do it. We where rocking since the Liverpool game. Suddenly the players felt like it could all fall apart. For 80 minutes we played like we didn't believe. Now we do...this should be the shot in the arm to take us through the run-in...