The WTF and let's all laugh at 23/24 thread

[horsechoker]

https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/68529529

Roberto D'Aversa: Lecce condemn manager after headbutting opposition player

Nothing in it for me


Sacked: https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/68532385

 

[RedRocket9908]

Michy Batshuayi almost decapitating a fan

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[horsechoker]

Michy Batshuayi almost decapitating a fan

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Batshitayi

 

[CallyRed]

Batshitayi

First comment:
Man thinks he is Booker T

 

[horsechoker]

First comment:
Man thinks he is Booker T

I can dig it

 

[48 hours]

Superman punch to a fan

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[horsechoker]

Superman punch to a fan

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This is what I want from The Glazers and Ratcliffe

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[48 hours]

This is what I want from The Glazers and Ratcliffe

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I’d imagine the Glazers would be happy if fans threw coins at them in return

 

[Anustart89]

Superman punch to a fan

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I think the moral of the story for some of these fans is that the more you feck around, the more you’re going to find out.

 

[Oranges038]

Not sure if this was posted elsewhere. But this is fecking ridiculous.

 

[horsechoker]

Not sure if this was posted elsewhere. But this is fecking ridiculous.

We need to start doing this at Old Trafford. Us fans have let standards slip

 

[Oranges038]

We need to start doing this at Old Trafford. Us fans have let standards slip

It's the way forward, let the fans have their whips.

 

[ShoePolish]

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[horsechoker]

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[rimaldo]

i heard the city lawyers are using the same defence when they ask the judge how many charges they have.

 

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[duffer]

Own up, which one of you is this....

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[reddyornot]

| #mufc have confirmed that they are aware of claims able-bodied fans have been 'sitting in wheelchairs in order to access matches' away from home. [@MailSport]
Surely they don't have a leg to stand on!

 

[top1whoisman]

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[horsechoker]

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*cue comparison to other badly performing players*

 

[duffer]

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Nevermind getting the IT depart back from WFH, Sir Jimmy needs to hire some roofers.

 

[thisisnottaken1]

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Nevermind getting the IT depart back from WFH, Sir Jimmy needs to hire some roofers.

The amount of neglect the Glazers have shown to the club and its infrastructure is sickening.

 

[horsechoker]

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That would be beautiful if we didn't have stupid fans getting in the way.

 

[top1whoisman]

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[criticalanalysis]

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Looks like the same penalty taker for all three as well.

Martin Palermo regen?