Lukaku makes it 4-4
United played friendly against Burnley today (3:1 - goals by Lingard, Martial and Fred)
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At least we have video proof of two goals from Maguire and Lingard, unless this is some huge conspiracy
Edit: Ah, completely missed that Maguire goal had already been posted.
2-0 so far. Maguire and Lingard
Mulitverse confirmedEvery poster posted different score/scorers
I. am. confused. 
Stretford End gone a bit quiet according to my source
I've given up on this thread...
So was I, but then decided to join the fun. Try it.I. am. confused.
What’s the team?
Please no injuries boys!
Please no injuries boys!
Based on reports here it’s 13-7 to United. 
I am waiting for Beckham to rush on and re-enact his goal against Wimbledon.
Maguire and Lingard goals are on Twitter, that much I know.
Clearly planning to bench him and play Lindelof with Varane
Phil Jones is the ref my mate has just told me. Moving to VAR official for the second half...after the inevitable injury!
7-2 OG hattrick
3-2 now Sancho on the counter with a decent finish
Cracking volley by Phil Jones, 1-0 Burnley.
Stone cold steve austin just came out as the special guest referee.
He and Dyche had an under-the-table agreement that he'd let burnley have a soft penalty.
However in a bizarre twist he's just gone and stone cold stunnered Dyche in the technical area.
Absolute scenes
He and Dyche had an under-the-table agreement that he'd let burnley have a soft penalty.
However in a bizarre twist he's just gone and stone cold stunnered Dyche in the technical area.
Absolute scenes
Phil Jones flagged for offside
That streaker! Why did they have the camera focused on her for so long?!Done ya!
3-0 united now
Lingard missed a sitter
That was Phil Jones in a wig!
Great camera work there!
fecksake were they expecting Lingard's shot to break through the net there?
Mata one step closer to retirement
Top class camera work there.
So did the guy on the camera!
Could give loyal ST holders an extra free match
Have they hit a century yet?
Feck it, I thought it was weird that they were wearing nothing but a number 4.
Worst camera man ever.
KILLTHECAMERAMAN
Really makes you appreciate the professional cameramen.
Great camera work
All joking aside that is a class goal by Sancho
If you ever watch the u18’s on MUTV you get used to it.