United Unveil new Tractor with Yanmar

[Tiber]

We have signed worse players in recent years.


I know its easy to mock the club for this shit, but these tractors and noodles are the only way we can sign the likes of Pogba while owned by the Tampa Bay leeches

 

[Vashu]

Surely an improvement over Lukaku as a battering ram. Bigger and much more powerful unit. Jaap Stam would have run away in terror if their paths had crossed on the pitch.

 

[Class of 63]

Typical United, always cutting corners, at Chelsea it takes five men to mow