Do you think you could write long winded posts expressing positive sentiments about a skilled CEO? Could you take the slings and arrows of jaded and cynical keyboard warriors? This is a challenging but rewarding post at which you wind up @Rory 7 and all his ilk, and spread the Glazer Love and the Woody love across the whole big huge Internet, especially that RedCafe place. Especially suitable for Liverpool or Leeds supporters with time on their hands. MUST supporters must not apply. A belief in the inevitable, and a misty eyed sentimentality about times past very important. Also the ability to engage in endless trolling debates and to derail subversive conversations. Also the ability to work undercover for long periods essential. Wear a baseball cap.