What can football learn from horse riding?

[Ajr]

I think we can all agree horse riding is the epitome of a watchable sport. The question is what can football learn from horse riding?

 

[Bubz27]

There should be one big game every season where all 20 teams play at the same time on the same pitch with one goal

 

[Peter van der Gea]

Get tiny people to ride the footballers and whip them

 

[Mr Anderson]

You can shoot the lame ones.

 

[hellhunter]

Injured players being put down would prevent the constant feigning of injuries

 

[studs]

Fertilizer.

 

[Hectic]

You can batter a horse and it probably won't even react. Players can learn from that with their diving.

 

[diarm]

Managers and captains should be allowed use whips within reason.

 

[a_devil_inside]

Staying on your feet

 

[Red_Aaron]

Clubs should just replace their academies with stud farms utilising past legends to create super footballers of the future

 

[bushyzor]

The bottom of a Footballers foot can be turned into chewing gum.

 

[bushyzor]

Footballers should be allowed to poop on the field?

 

[hellhunter]

Footballers should be allowed to poop on the field?

Gary Lineker likes this.

 

[a_devil_inside]

Instead of white lines have hurdles

 

[bushyzor]

Gary Lineker likes this.

Haha I forgot about that! What a legend.

 

[oates]

An opposition player can jump on a players back and if he can stay on for 10 seconds earns a penalty.

 

[Pexbo]

Clubs should just replace their academies with stud farms utilising past legends to create super footballers of the future

Pretty sure you’ve just described the United academy at this point.

 

[UpWithRivers]

hoof ball? no? Is that neigh good? Ill get my coat.

 

[DickDastardly]

Our group of fanny pack players getting off their high horse.

 

[JDDL]

Hedges and water traps should be incorporated onto pitches at random.

 

[Theafonis]

Instead of white lines have hurdles

White lines you say ?

 

[Dr. Dwayne]

Hedges and water traps should be incorporated onto pitches at random.

I like this one. Water traps between the outside of the posts and the edge of the six yard box would be fun. A couple of hedges in the channels as well.