When Rod and Nate split up....

[Davo]

It will be a laugh eh?

We'll all have had the pleasure of seeing their relationship all the way through...

No doubt I'll be stuck in the middle as both the heartbroken twats turn to me for comfort, support and general advice...

 

[RedorDead6899]

Yep that's right Davo . . .

Hopefully you'd give me a sympathy shag to help me get over it n'all

 

[Nate]

Won't happen mate. Shes the love of my life!!!

Like Romeo and Juliet!! But without the bad stuff.

 

[RedorDead6899]

Originally posted by Nate:
<strong>Won't happen mate. Shes the love of my life!!!

Like Romeo and Juliet!! But without the bad stuff. </strong><hr></blockquote>

 

[Davo]

Originally posted by RedorDead6899:
<strong>Yep that's right Davo . . .

Hopefully you'd give me a sympathy shag to help me get over it n'all

</strong><hr></blockquote>

Unlikely...

But I'd try to talk you out of topping yourself..

Being a dead nice bastard..

 

[Davo]

Originally posted by Nate:
<strong>Won't happen mate. Shes the love of my life!!!

Like Romeo and Juliet!! But without the bad stuff. </strong><hr></blockquote>

Yeah

I've heard that before...

Lets face it mate...you're through..mayaswell get it over with now to cut back on the inevitable pain..

 

[RedorDead6899]

Originally posted by Davo:
<strong>

Unlikely...

But I'd try to talk you out of topping yourself..

Being a dead nice bastard..
</strong><hr></blockquote>

Much appreciated . . .

But as Nate said, it's unlikely your services will be required

Now feck off, so we can take this thread over

 

[Nate]

Originally posted by RedorDead6899:
<strong>


Now feck off, so we can take this thread over </strong><hr></blockquote>

Good idea, that way we can be alone, without feck face getting in they way.


Over to you........

 

[Davo]

Originally posted by RedorDead6899:
<strong>

Much appreciated . . .

But as Nate said, it's unlikely your services will be required

Now feck off, so we can take this thread over </strong><hr></blockquote>


Yeah

I reckon you'll stay together for life..

 

[Davo]

Originally posted by Nate:
<strong>

Good idea, that way we can be alone, without feck face getting in they way.


Over to you........ </strong><hr></blockquote>

Don't turn on me just cos your relationship's on the rocks mate..

I'm only trying to help

 

[Nate]

Originally posted by Davo:
<strong>


Yeah

I reckon you'll stay together for life..

</strong><hr></blockquote>

Who knows Davo.

Stranger things have happened.

 

[RedorDead6899]

Originally posted by Davo:
<strong>


Yeah

I reckon you'll stay together for life..

</strong><hr></blockquote>

Me too . . .

Blimey agreeing with another scouser . . .

 

[Nate]

Originally posted by Davo:
<strong>

Don't turn on me just cos your relationship's on the rocks mate..

I'm only trying to help

</strong><hr></blockquote>

On the rocks?

Far from it mate, never let it be said that your a stirring cnut eh?

 

[Davo]

Originally posted by Nate:
<strong>

Who knows Davo.

Stranger things have happened.

</strong><hr></blockquote>


Yeah...thats true


Er....what?

 

[Nate]

Originally posted by RedorDead6899:
<strong>

Me too . . .

Blimey agreeing with another scouser . . . </strong><hr></blockquote>

Awww, whats wrong with at least one tho?

 

[RedorDead6899]

Originally posted by Nate:
<strong>

On the rocks?

Far from it mate, never let it be said that your a stirring cnut eh? </strong><hr></blockquote>

But you do

Our song's on Radio 1

 

[Davo]

Originally posted by Nate:
<strong>

On the rocks?

Far from it mate, never let it be said that your a stirring cnut eh? </strong><hr></blockquote>

Its a bad old world out there mate..

I'm simply strengthening your relationship by showing you a bit of adversity..

You'll thank me for it when Rod does a "JSV's bird" behind your back..

 

[Nate]

Originally posted by RedorDead6899:
<strong>

But you do

Our song's on Radio 1 </strong><hr></blockquote>

Yep, told you it would remind you of us!!!

and to think all the stuff you were on about last night! we even have a song silly!!!

 

[Nate]

Originally posted by Davo:
<strong>

Its a bad old world out there mate..

I'm simply strengthening your relationship by showing you a bit of adversity..

You'll thank me for it when Rod does a "JSV's bird" behind your back..

</strong><hr></blockquote>


I'm glad you show so much concern Davo.

But she won't do that, trust her you see.

 

[RedorDead6899]

Originally posted by Nate:
<strong>

Awww, whats wrong with at least one tho? </strong><hr></blockquote>

Nowt

 

[Davo]

Originally posted by RedorDead6899:
<strong>

Our song's on Radio 1 </strong><hr></blockquote>

Whats your song?

 

[RedorDead6899]

Originally posted by Nate:
<strong>

Yep, told you it would remind you of us!!!

and to think all the stuff you were on about last night! we even have a song silly!!! </strong><hr></blockquote>

 

[Davo]

Originally posted by Nate:
<strong>


I'm glad you show so much concern Davo.

But she won't do that, trust her you see.
</strong><hr></blockquote>


No problem mate..anytime

Thats what JSV thought...

 

[Nate]

Originally posted by RedorDead6899:
<strong>

Nowt </strong><hr></blockquote>

See better already hunny.

 

[RedorDead6899]

Originally posted by Davo:
<strong>

Whats your song?

</strong><hr></blockquote>

Feck off . . .

And no, that's not the title

 

[Nate]

Originally posted by Davo:
<strong>

Whats your song?

</strong><hr></blockquote>

Its our song so i'm not telling you feckers.

 

[Nate]

Originally posted by Davo:
<strong>


No problem mate..anytime

Thats what JSV thought... </strong><hr></blockquote>

Maybe i'm a better man then....

 

[Davo]

Originally posted by RedorDead6899:
<strong>

Feck off . . .

And no, that's not the title </strong><hr></blockquote>

Feck off . . .

And no, that's not the title [/QB]

Come on...what is it?

I reckon its "The Power of Love" by Jennifer Rush...

 

[RedorDead6899]

Originally posted by Nate:
<strong>

Maybe i'm a better man then.... </strong><hr></blockquote>

 

[Nate]

Originally posted by RedorDead6899:
<strong>

</strong><hr></blockquote>

Then again, only you can decide that really.

 

[JSV]

Bastards!