Xavi (Spanish Lego Pep) | Barca manager - and will be next season

[T00lsh3d]

There is just something about Barca that makes their whinging worse than anyone else’s

Honestly it’s probably their ref-buying history, but it’s like their players just look even more cretinous than any other teams

 

[AshRK]

Arteta would fit perfectly at this club.

 

[That_Bloke]

I love to see this arrogant prick crying. He represents everything that is wrong with football, just like his despicable club.

Now, tell us how you really feel.

 

[USREDEVIL]

Xavi is the most horrible person on the planet ever.

 

[Tom Van Persie]

Can't wait for @colombianmancunian reaction when Xavi is announced as the next United manager.

 

[MexicanCowboy]

When the team is a Man down and needs to calm down you don't go and do exactly the opposite of what you need to do as their leader.
I think Xavi knows a lot about football but Is not emotionally fit to be our coach. I hope Márquez can do better.

 

[MexicanCowboy]

Xavi is the most horrible person on the planet ever.

Why?

 

[JogaBonitoRooney]

Xavi is the most horrible person on the planet ever.

Laughed at this. It's not that deep

 

[colombianmancunian]

Can't wait for @colombianmancunian reaction when Xavi is announced as the next United manager.

I’ll rather have Benitez or Moyes again. They are crap, but at least not arrogant crybabies such as the gardener.

 

[Shane88]

Little twerp. The human equivalent of a Chihuahua or Pomeranian, one of those yappy annoying dogs.

 

[USREDEVIL]

Why?

Have to one up the colombian

 

[amolbhatia50k]

I was going to ask if he should be a candidate for the United job but clearly people here despite him.

 

[Sir Erik ten Hag]

Gotta laugh at the hate

 

[diarm]

Not La Masia, but a very naughty boy?

This deserves more love. Excellent work

 

[Mb194dc]

Getting used to not having the referee in their pocket...

 

[RoyH1]

There is just something about Barca that makes their whinging worse than anyone else’s

Honestly it’s probably their ref-buying history, but it’s like their players just look even more cretinous than any other teams

It the sense of entitlement. They act like they invented football and it owes them something.

 

[Oranges038]

There is just something about Barca that makes their whinging worse than anyone else’s

Honestly it’s probably their ref-buying history, but it’s like their players just look even more cretinous than any other teams

Probably because one of the biggest cheats out there on the pitch and off it, they just can't believe a referee would have the balls to give a decision against them.

 

[JPRouve]

Arteta would fit perfectly at this club.

He is from their academy, so yeah.

 

[Oranges038]

What do we call Xabi Alonso?

Emmet.

Spoiler

 

[RoyH1]

He is from their academy, so yeah.

Fast forward to the 2026 season with Arteta in charge of Barsa and Alonso in Real Madrid. The childhood friends from San Sebastian lording it over Spanish football.

 

[Iker Quesadillas]

Pretty funny that they'd had a big upturn in results since he announced his resignation, and then this happens.

 

[Blood Mage]

Lost a lot of respect for him. The ref got every call correct last night and Barca simply couldn't deal with the speed of PSG's attacks.

 

[VP89]

How is he as a manager?
I dont care as much for the touchline stuff. He got heated sure but I've seen top coaches do idiot things by the technical area before.

 

[FrankDrebin]

I was going to ask if he should be a candidate for the United job but clearly people here despite him.

BTW, Barca fans don't want him either.

 

[Iker Quesadillas]

How is he as a manager?
I dont care as much for the touchline stuff. He got heated sure but I've seen top coaches do idiot things by the technical area before.

Doesn't seem to be a genius, nor a bad manager. Just good/very good.

 

[Amar__]

Gotta laugh at the hate

Yeah, it's really funny. If it was English players/club/managers I am sure some usual suspects would mention racism by now.

 

[VP89]

Doesn't seem to be a genius, nor a bad manager. Just good/very good.

Not bad for his first European gig to be fair. Won La Liga by 10 points last year which is a nice feather in his cap

 

[giorno]

How is he as a manager?
I dont care as much for the touchline stuff. He got heated sure but I've seen top coaches do idiot things by the technical area before.

I think he's pretty good actually. Still young too, so he's probably going to get better as well

 

[VP89]

I think he's pretty good actually. Still young too, so he's probably going to get better as well

Like Ten Hag

 

[stefan92]

Like Ten Hag

Yeah, 10 years difference is basically the same age

 

[horsechoker]

BTW, Barca fans don't want him either.

I think ten Hag would do alright at Barca. They love a Dutchmanager

 

[elmo]

Probably because one of the biggest cheats out there on the pitch and off it, they just can't believe a referee would have the balls to give a decision against them.

To be fair, they paid for him to be on their side

 

[VP89]

Yeah, 10 years difference is basically the same age

It was sarcasm

 

[AdamColeBebe]

Gotta laugh at the hate

I know bloody ell

 

[The Brown Bull]

Xavi not popular then?

 

[KeanoMagicHat]

It’s never easy when down to 10 men at this level but it feels like he didn’t make sufficient changes to hold on, just felt like they tried to play the same way, but with a man down and PSG picked them off.

With a two goal lead, he probably needed to camp in the box, ball is the enemy unleash Mourinho style.

 

[BarstoolProphet]

Looks a decent manager, but seems to lose his marbles completely too often, which gives me late Mourinho vibes.

 

[adexkola]

It’s never easy when down to 10 men at this level but it feels like he didn’t make sufficient changes to hold on, just felt like they tried to play the same way, but with a man down and PSG picked them off.

With a two goal lead, he probably needed to camp in the box, ball is the enemy unleash Mourinho style.

They didn't have the personnel to camp in the box, and it wouldn't have mattered anyways. PSG with that pace were always winning

Xavi not popular then?

People hate him because of his idealist views on football. It's weird but funny

 

[Iker Quesadillas]

People hate him because of his idealist views on football. It's weird but funny

There is just a very mockable contrast between his views of football as a player and the actual football that Barcelona play under him.

 

[Rooney in Paris]

People hate him because of his idealist views on football. It's weird but funny

You don't half post some absolute nonsense.