ask me questions and stuff..believe me this really is me. Gary Nev
P.S: I will be back playing in 2 weeks.
P.S: I will be back playing in 2 weeks.
I'm actually Gary Neville..
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WTF are you doing in Canada, ps, hows yer Da holding up?
Is your mustache 2 weeks away from playing?
The Canada part was just a disguise to avoid suspicion..
I'm actually doing great..
for those of you who don't believe me...
Watch Cristiano do a stepover tonight against Lyon...I've asked him to do so just so that you lot are convinced it's actually me..
I'm actually doing great..
for those of you who don't believe me...
Watch Cristiano do a stepover tonight against Lyon...I've asked him to do so just so that you lot are convinced it's actually me..
Regarding my moustache...
The barber accidentaly shaved it back in October, thus been waiting for it to grow back before I can actually take to the field..
Just to add further weight to my argument that it's actually me, here's a pic from my wedding..
The barber accidentaly shaved it back in October, thus been waiting for it to grow back before I can actually take to the field..
Just to add further weight to my argument that it's actually me, here's a pic from my wedding..
Can we see a picture of Emma's minge then?Regarding my moustache...
The barber accidentaly shaved it back in October, thus been waiting for it to grow back before I can actually take to the field..
Just to add further weight to my argument that it's actually me, here's a pic from my wedding..
Don't worry I believe you. Just to be sure though, what's your brother's name?
EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT HIS BROTHER IS CALLED PHIL!!!
ANYONE COULD HAVE FOUND THAT WEDDING PICTURE ON THE INTERNET!!!
THIS IS A DAMN RIGHT LIE. THIS IS NOT GARY NEVILLE. NOBODY BELIEVE HIM OR GIVE HIM THE SATISFACTION OF FOOLING YOU!!!!!!11!!!!!!!1111ONE1
How could I have been so foolish? You're right I don't believe him now.
Alright Gaz, you probably won't remember me as I was in the 5th year at school when you arrived there but just to confirm it really is you please tell us the name of the school and your first year games teacher 
Your a bigger muppet that he is!!!
I guess that makes you the biggest muppet of them all.
I thought the one's would've given it away, obviously not.
he knows.
I knew you weren't being serious.I guess that makes you the biggest muppet of them all.
I thought the one's would've given it away, obviously not.
I guess that makes you the biggest muppet of them all.
I thought the one's would've given it away, obviously not.
Fair play. I would have normally thought that no one could be that stupid.
But the Caf is home to many morons.
Gary has left the building. Be back in a fortnight.
Can I bone your sister?
brilliant.
ok, what's your Dad's name?
You sound like redender.
Mr Neville, Carrick or Hargreaves?
He should be returning to work in about.......................................................................................................................................................... 2 weeks!
Not in the first team, you wont.
Oldie is Sir Alex then? He seems dead certain he wont be playing, Fergie only has those powerz!
Im Wenger, here iz a typical photo of mi in caze you don bileeve
My god, this guy must be bored as feck. No life.
It's a sad day when one of our greatest players of modern times posts on here and gets all this shit from you bunch of caftards.
Welcome to the caf, Gaz, and sorry about all these Ihni binni dimi diniwiny anitaime taking the piss, and disrespecting your women-folk.
Welcome to the caf, Gaz, and sorry about all these Ihni binni dimi diniwiny anitaime taking the piss, and disrespecting your women-folk.
I got a picture of Emma's minge, and one of her chompin my chopper.
Sorry Gary, Emma's got history... deal with it.
Anybody got a picture of Tracey's tits? (Not you Gary, that would be wrong)
He's not Gary Neville.
Yeah, right. Who the feck is he then, smart arse?
can i have an autograph please
You're shite then, and you cant grow facial hair!
1) Did you get the piss taken out of you at school for having a dad with the same Firstname as his surname..
2) How does it feel knowing that Philip is better looking, and hes shit ugly ?
3) If I roger your sister would you have any objections ?
4) Are you in competition with Saha to see who can have the longest injury period
5) Have you knocked one off the wrist over Victoria Beckham
6) If your kid came home and said he supported Liverpool what methods to kill him would you use ?
7) Is it true Steve McManamanamanamanaman is really your half brother ?
If youre really Gary Neville then tell me your father's name and surname without repeating his surname twice.
tell us why your grandparents were so lazy with names