Vince McMahon (WWE) rumoured to be interested in buying Newcastle
- Thread starter Randall Flagg
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When their players coming out, there will be a cool theme song for each individual.
Celebration move after a goal scored will be epic to watch too.
Celebration move after a goal scored will be epic to watch too.
Whatch' gonna do brother, when Robert Snodgrass runs wild on you!
I'm looking forward to CastleMania, the yearly pay per view where we get to see Newcastles players settle their differences.
Imagine if Shane McMahon bought Sunderland on the same day when Vince McMahon is giving a press conference at St. James Park.
will they put ropes around the pitch so people can bounce off them to clothesline wingers?
As the entire Newcastle team make their way to the pitch through the crowd.
Ant and Dec were way ahead of their times with 'that' single. 
I bet you're all humming the tune now.
I bet you're all humming the tune now.
I'm not.Ant and Dec were way ahead of their times with 'that' single.
I bet you're all humming the tune now.
PSYCHE !!!
That would be immense.
I'm going to come straight out and say it...I'd stop going to Old Trafford and start going to St.James' Park if he buys the club!
Pyro, theme music, storylines, rivalries, heel turns.....Balls to actually watching football, I want what Vinnie Mac is offering
Pyro, theme music, storylines, rivalries, heel turns.....Balls to actually watching football, I want what Vinnie Mac is offering
Wow... no room in the starting 11 for John Cina ?!? that's madness
Also other than the wing wizardry of Rey Mysterio... the 3 man midfield lacks serious mobility with neither Big E Langston nor the world's strongest man Mark Henry being particularly fond of actually running.
Solid back 4 though, no one is getting past the Big show. And the Great Khali would rule the box (and take up 3/4 of the net)
Imagine Vince, signing the contract and taking control of Newcastle....And then saying this to Ashley!
So instead of the normal swapping shirts at full time they would just rip them and give them that instead.
Can imagine when Norwich are 0-1 down their players start to hulk up to get them back into the game
The formula of Norwich would be to have a quick start, than get dominated from the 2nd minute up until injury time where they pull out the victory. And this win be every single match they ever play until the end of time, except for the times a photographer blinds the keeper or if the Ultimate Warrior takes over Hull. Norwich will hire Sam Allardyce as Director of Football, just so the players can bring him on after the win and bodyslam him.
Brother.
Brother.
Oh now you have done it.......Rooney to be demanding this by Friday!
Just Imagine...
United are 1-0 down at home to Barnsley in the League Cup. A Barnsley player runs aimlessly into the Referee...its a Howard Webb ref bump...He stays down for the last 10 minutes and into added time. It hits the 94th minute and Hernandez is through on goal one and one with the keeper and WHAM! He's struck by the linesman! Flag to the head!
The linesman pulls off a mask to reveal it's Wayne Rooney!!! We thought he was out injured! The Old Trafford crowd are in shock. Rooney pulls off the Linesmans uniform to reveal A CHELSEA KIT! He runs down the tunnel and straight into a car...driven by MOURINHO. Moyes gives chase but turns back just in time to see Howard Webb awake from his 15 minute slumber and blow the final whistle! United lose again and as per the stipulations of the match Moyes is FIRED!!!
EDIT: I'm sure someone with some good photoshop skills and with a bit of research for the correct video footage could throw this together! HAHA
United are 1-0 down at home to Barnsley in the League Cup. A Barnsley player runs aimlessly into the Referee...its a Howard Webb ref bump...He stays down for the last 10 minutes and into added time. It hits the 94th minute and Hernandez is through on goal one and one with the keeper and WHAM! He's struck by the linesman! Flag to the head!
The linesman pulls off a mask to reveal it's Wayne Rooney!!! We thought he was out injured! The Old Trafford crowd are in shock. Rooney pulls off the Linesmans uniform to reveal A CHELSEA KIT! He runs down the tunnel and straight into a car...driven by MOURINHO. Moyes gives chase but turns back just in time to see Howard Webb awake from his 15 minute slumber and blow the final whistle! United lose again and as per the stipulations of the match Moyes is FIRED!!!
EDIT: I'm sure someone with some good photoshop skills and with a bit of research for the correct video footage could throw this together! HAHA
Vinnie Mac buying Newcastle the world has officially gone bonkers