Anger RedCafe with one football-related sentence.

Everest Red

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Saw this on United subreddit, and I thought it'd be fun to do the same in here. You don't necessarily have to believe in the statement. The idea is to enrage as many people as possible.

Let me kickoff: We would have lost to Madrid even if Nani had stayed on the pitch.
 

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Sir Alex Ferguson is at a tier below the greatest managers of all time because he failed to do well enough in Europe.
 

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Manchester United is the richest club in the world and distorts the competition.
 

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Manchester City is a lovely club, a family activity with values.
 

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Ronaldo uses the club to get a better deal elsewhere every summer without any genuine intention of ever returning.
 

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Manchester United will be irrelevant in the Champions League for a long time.
 

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Fabrice muamba would be a better signing than what schweinsteiger turned out to be
 

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My top 5...

1. LVG was worse than Moyes.

2. Chris Smalling is shit.

3. Morgan Schneiderlin is a waste of money.

4. We should never have sold Rafael.

5. Fergie didn't leave a crap squad when he retired.

(I do believe in all of these by the way...:D)

Angry yet???
 

RedPed

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Sorry just noticed...you only asked for one statement! :lol:
 

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Rooney is our best player and deserves to be the first name on the team sheet.
 

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Lingard is a solid player and paved the way for Rashford's success.
 

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Redcafe is the worst forum ever and everybody on it sucks.

(except me)
 

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My top 5...

1. LVG was worse than Moyes.

2. Chris Smalling is shit.

3. Morgan Schneiderlin is a waste of money.

4. We should never have sold Rafael.

5. Fergie didn't leave a crap squad when he retired.

(I do believe in all of these by the way...:D)

Angry yet???
Yes. I hate it when people don't read the thread title. He said one sentence dammit
 

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Paul Scholes has been lionized on here to the extent that his ability is vastly over estimated by everyone on here, and it is treated like a sin to not treat him as the best midfielder of his generation
 

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Left-sided CB's must be Left-footed.

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Do you think that LvG has requested that upon his passing, his coffin bearers who walk on the left side of the coffin will have to be left handed? After all, burying him and his big orange balls is after all a proshess....I'll get my coat.

And Pep is far far superior to Jose.
 

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We treated Moyes like shit and with retrospect he should have been given as long as LVG got.

LVG was worse than Moyes
 

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Utd will never get back into the top 4 with Mata & Herrera at the club.