[diarm]

Just testing my jinx powers. Think I might be one of the most powerful people on the Earth at the moment.

I hope you're proud of yourself.

 

[montpelier]

That tackle, first touch is on the ball, then he cleans him out, then a 2nd touch on the ball. Inspired refereeing it's 2-1 for not a foul.

Or Oliver is a clueless incompetent wanker, take your pick.

 

[Wade3]

Even De Gea hasn't been good

The miscommunication with Smalling was poor, but he's had a few very good saves to more than make up for it.

 

[Devil may care]

We were awful yet again, but the big disappointment has been how our two big CB's have been out-jumped and out-muscled time and again in the air.

Why Mourinho brought Young on is beyond me, he should have brought Herrera on and moved Rooney to the left of the front 3.

 

[Raw]

Our next home game is vs Leicester. Should be fun too.

Another early kickoff too ffs.

 

[Escobar]

City are so much further than us. If we're not improving fast, we will fight once more for top 4

 

[CS@SG]

This is poorer than LVG time I feel.

 

[pseudo_canadian]

We lack any resemblance of movement or cohesion on the ball. It's infuriating watching everyone just stand around expecting someone else to make something happen.

Nothing has changed from last season. Same shit, different manager.

 

[Djemba-Djemba]

Yet of all the players, some of whom have been much worse, you chose to single out Rooney. If that doesn't smack of an agenda then nothing does. Obssessed

You're the one obsessed , I mentioned Rooney has been utter fecking shit. Which he has.

I "singled" out Rooney because at that moment of the game he'd just done something shite.

 

[The Stain]

As long as we play with Zlatan - we will score some goals but we have ZERO chance of scoring from throughballs and Quick attacks. He is just too slow

Jose isn't using him right. Zlatan SHOULD drop deep and start the attacks and not be relied upon as some classic english targetman. Him and Pogba should interplay and send balls to runners on the wings. But no, he wants, i guess, Pogba and Rooney to start attacks. Playing Fellaini when we already have two strong centrebacks is weird. Carrick - Pogba - Herrera would have been my choice.

 

[Ace of Spades]

What do we do in training ?? There is no cohesion, no movement at all. And why does every player want the ball at their feet ffs, not like they are doing anything with it.

 

[DomesticTadpole]

Sorry all , I let my frustrations get the better of me.

Thought you said you wouldn't moan?

 

[kps88]

We create absolutely nothing unless Valencia beats his man. We must be the most static team in the league.

Yeah we'd walk the league if we had Cafu.

 

[Ban]

Another awful half of United yet again. We need better passers in midfield (and in the defence-Blind). Our passing is laughable at times.

Btw, did anyone else see the look on Faria's face when Rooney was talking to Mourinho on the sidelines. That was gif-worthy.

What was the face like.
"Look at that damn Rooney" sort of face?

 

[dwd]

It's all good. We're playing well, just unlucky to go a goal down against a very well organised and hard working Watford. Nobody panic. Just remember the hard times and don't be spoiled.

Baffling.

 

[Reddevilboy]

Didn't Chelsea come from behind to beat Watford too? I'm sure we can do it either.

 

[rooney2009]

Ibra offers nothing to this utd team,take him off and put Rooney up front and bring Carrick on.

 

[Polite Poster]

Watford look like a lower table Championship side and whilst you aren't looking any better Utd will surely pull this back. Watford will continue to give you chances

 

[Insanity]

So we will prove Pep right?

He is currently sitting in his living room rubbing his bald head in glee, the fecking cnut.

 

[100]

Football rules being rewritten here to justify that tackle.

 

[Walrus]

People whining at Fellaini but he has had the most touches and passes with 97% accuracy. Hardly the root cause of our problems.

 

[donkeyfish]

This can´t be who Mourinho wants us to play.

One cluster of guys at the back and the rest around the offside-line. Just no coordination.

 

[Hostekule]

Yeh, Herrera really ran the game in Rooney's absence against Feyenoord, didn't he?

I didnt watch that game, but Herrera in general offers much more to the team as a midfielder than Rooney.

 

[ThanksBoss26]

Carrick needs to be on.

 

[Borden]

What the feck is going on? 3 different managers since SAF left, and it's been the same story under all three of them: no attacking cohesion at all, no fighting spirit - our team looks like 11 strangers having a kickabout. I mean what the feck? What's going on in training? What's going on in the dressing room?

We all know these players to be much better than this. It's like those aliens from Space Jam have sucked all their talent out. Fecking weird.

 

[Revan]

Blind is awful in midfield, that is why he ended up back in defence.

He ended in defense, because we had a lot of donkeys in defense who the best they can do is send the ball in row Z when they are any under pressure.

Blind was very good in midfield in his first season here. Before his injury, he was getting mentioned in Caf as our best player in that season.

 

[Mrs Smoker]

I hope you're proud of yourself.

With great power comes great responsibility. But to ease your mind...

/initiate test_02
I don't think we'd win even if we played for seven straight hours!

 

[Jagga7]

Ibra offers nothing to this utd team,take him off and put Rooney up front and bring Carrick on.

You're still living in 2009.

 

[An Irish Red]

Losing is hard to take and all but what really annoys me is the complete lack of effort. We're so casual it's unreal.

We have far too many players who stroll around doing very little. Irritating.

 

[marukomu]

I'm still having a wank whatever.

 

[WPMUFC]

Get herrera on, he's a fighter in a squad of cowards.

 

[Ban]

Another early kickoff too ffs.

I think I'll sleep that one off.

 

[Escobar]

It's all good. We're playing well, just unlucky to go a goal down against a very well organised and hard working Watford. Nobody panic. Just remember the hard times and don't be spoiled.

Are you watching a replay from 1999?

 

[Pexbo]

Ugh Howard Webb's employed by BT to back up every referee decision.

 

[Treble]

We are so bad that the scenario of aliens abducting Mou and replacing him with some cluess extraterestial looks plausible.

The team wouldn't play worse if some fan from the public chose the team and the tactics.

 

[Wumminator]

I want your optimism. What have we showed to to make you think that?

Nothing at all. But we're United. We ain't staying this shit.

 

[NinjaFletch]

Howard Webb: 'He's not smashed him' WHAT?!??!??!?!

 

[Drifter]

Not a shot on target. Oh dear

 

[RonaldoVII]

People can't be overly surprised it's not that different from last season. The positive start to the season will have clouded things but it's largely still the same players, it'll take time for Jose to sort it out.

 

[WhoDaGOAT]

So wake me up when it's all over...

 

[JeffBoomTetris]

Carrick brings control, if you want tempo you bring on Herrera. I would take Rooney off, put Herrera on and replace Fellaini with Carrick.

Sorry, I meant both. So basically what you said. We need both control and tempo. Herrera AND Carrick/Blind.