United Ninth Best In The World?

[ShAoLiN_ChRoNiC]

Originally posted by Davo:
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and perhaps more importantly..we finished above you in the table..

We were top of one of these funny lists at some point last season... </strong><hr></blockquote>

Funny how you say "finished above you" as if it were the definition of scouse victory. 2nd means THAT much to you?

As you'll notice finishing anywhere but 1st at Man Utd is always seen as a crime against God and that next year we'll be doing something damn serious about it. Look forward to it <img src="graemlins/smirk.gif" border="0" alt="[Smirk]" />

 

[Davo]

Originally posted by ShAoLiN_ChRoNiC:
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Funny how you say "finished above you" as if it were the definition of scouse victory. 2nd means THAT much to you?

As you'll notice finishing anywhere but 1st at Man Utd is always seen as a crime against God and that next year we'll be doing something damn serious about it. Look forward to it <img src="graemlins/smirk.gif" border="0" alt="[Smirk]" /> </strong><hr></blockquote>

eh?

Are we still talking about lists mate?

I didn't say it was a success did I? Just that we finished above you, which surely would be a bit of "evidence" for us beating you in these, admittedly worthless, lists..

 

[An Extremely Boring Man]

Originally posted by Jopub the Gooner:
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SMUG or what ?

I apologise to the many . If I've offended a lot I apologise but actually I know my stuff and have had some great conversations here .

WRONG (as usual) when I first came on I think I wrote 'Manure' maybe twice .

It was wrong and I apologised at the time fair play .

Since then I'm pretty careful about that kind of stuff

HOWEVER my apologies stop directly at you mate - you're a fecking wanker and if you want to keep up this 'digging' ad nauseum you 've picked the right bloke .

Your self righteous sanctimonious bollocks deserves the response from me that it gets and specifically , when it comes to you, I'll keep it up .

I did not define my topics to be 'interesting because they are mine and you know that , you prick .

And smug wanker - if you want any reason AT ALL why you are universally despised take this

"especially for a supporter of a team who has only managed to spoil our party twice in the last 10 years or so. (Might be thrice but I don't remember so well your successes funnily enough)."

You just wrote that - what a feckin knob you are

You wonder why people ridicule you ?

why any defeat of yours is blown out of all proportion ?

Why any humiliation brings you to laughing stock levels ?

While you're being a little specific about the "10" years you are bringing into the glory era Dans I'll remind you of the 25 years before that when you were mid table medeiocre mouthy gobshites who thought you ought to win the league every year ( some things don't change )but once even got relegated .

Just imagine how fecking funny THAT was sonny .

You're probably not old enough to remeMber it that's a shame cos I'd remind how fecking hilarious that proved to be for about 20 years !
<img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" /> <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" /> <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" />

SO when you run the full rule over it mate you'll find your smugness and arrogance needs to be just a bit better placed than that , maybe tempered with some humility something I'm dead sure you could not possibly possess.

I'm sorry for everybody else BUT these remarks are specifically meant for knobhead Dans and his ilk .

AND DAN - YOU WON feckALL - AND I FIND THAT IN RESPECT OF YOU PERSONALLY - feckING HILARIOUS

<img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" /> <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" /> </strong><hr></blockquote>

Are you Roy Keane in disguise? <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" />

 

[Jopub the Gooner]

Originally posted by Dans:
<strong>I thought abuse wasn't your thing jopub? You've lost it haven't you? I don't think I abused you once in my posts, merely stated my opinion which is as you so often point out, my right. Easily rattled when faced with an critical appraisal of yourself aintcha? You're quite a sad case mate, really, I expected better of you.

You used manure in one of your more recent posts. For help go to your user profile and select the "view recent posts" option, you'll find it in there somewhere. Furthermore, re read all your posts inluding this piece of thoughtless diatribe and try and dignify yourself with a more appropriate reply.</strong><hr></blockquote>

Actually I though my diatribe raised some pertinent points especially as to when you decided you'd look better off in regard to statistics .

What years do you want to highlight? the ones where you won the treble then three PL running ?maybe you'd exclude Liverpool's DOMINATION of Europe and England in your roll call of 'the Glory Years'

What about Herbert Chapmans / Allisons five titles in six years .

Ooh yeah is it okay to remeind you of the two leagues and cups we won under Graham

OR IS THAT JUST BEFORE YOU WANT TO START YOUR STATISTICS .

 

[Jopub the Gooner]

Originally posted by An Extremely Boring Man:
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Are you Roy Keane in disguise? <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" /> </strong>

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Heh heh very good .

AEBM do you know you could be right - maybe I am -I'm stuck over here with my demented pride whilst me teamates take on the best at the world cup

DON'T MAKE SMALL TALK TO ME - SHOUT .I'M MUCH BETTER AND UNDERSTAND MORE WHEN THERE ARE FEW WORDS BUT LOTS OF SHOUTING (altho should you shout a bit louder than me I'll kick yer fackin head in !!)

THANK YOU

ROY

<img src="graemlins/keano.gif" border="0" alt="[Keano]" />

 

[Dans]

Originally posted by Jopub the Gooner:
<strong>Actually I though my diatribe raised some pertinent points</strong><hr></blockquote>

About sums you up mate.

 

[Huiting]

at some of the comments made here.
Anyway, it is a good thing United are ranked 9th. That way, when we do well, it's sweet revenge. But what the heck, these lists don't make sense anyway!

 

[Jopub the Gooner]

Mmmmmm .....don't it just

1968 - early 90's

Hey Dans - That'd make interesting reading your tally of glory through that period ......

C'mon mate ?

What the selectivity of it getting to you

You having some difficulty son .. memory failing you a little ...

as you often say

 

[Jopub the Gooner]

Mmmmmm .....don't it just

1968 - early 90's

Hey Dans - That'd make interesting reading your tally of glory through that period ......

C'mon mate ?

What the selectivity of it getting to you

You having some difficulty son .. memory failing you a little ...

as you often say

"I THOUGH SO / NOT"

 

[Dans]

Still there jopub?

 

[michael owen's mum]

jopub the gooner is not the best advert i've ever seen for arsenal fans everywhere. . .

 

[An Extremely Boring Man]

Originally posted by michael owen's mum:
<strong>jopub the gooner is not the best advert i've ever seen for arsenal fans everywhere. . .

</strong><hr></blockquote>

He actually makes you seem quite clever

 

[Jopub the Gooner]

Oh how the mighty do fall

You don't like it 'up'em' so to speak do you ?

Still have not heard any comment from you Dans (Dans what?) about the glory years before the 90's

Seems to have gone a bit quiet on that front .

and MOwensM .

From which lofty view point do you
start to judge the best adverts of other teams fans ?

Probably the same one that looks at the last ten years and thinks how unbeatable you are .

These things go in cycles I feel and personally yours may just be coming to a conclusion .

You have done brilliantly -even if you do say so yourselves! and I'm the first to recognise your achievements but maybe the time is up and it's other club's turns.

One thing is for sure . Judging by the attitude of some of you whilst you're at the top - God knows how you'll deal with a REAL drop in standards should it come .

I fear for you I really do .

It's a shame cos there are some great Man Utd
(looking Dans) U NOT Ure mate ! fans on here and outside .

Sadly the many get tarnished by the arrogant small minded minority .

 

[JSV]

Get fecked you inferior gooner twat.

 

[ShAoLiN_ChRoNiC]

I dont believe I have ever seen someone use 'clever' words in an attempt to win an argument in so bad a way that he makes himself look really, really....dumb.

We aren't as smug as you seem to be - already predicting our downfall.

Jopub, your diatribe cant save you now, you've already made to much of a mockery of yourself. Just run.

 

[Jopub the Gooner]

inferior ?

<img src="graemlins/houllier.gif" border="0" alt="[Houllier]" />

 

[Jopub the Gooner]

Originally posted by ShAoLiN_ChRoNiC:
<strong>I dont believe I have ever seen someone use 'clever' words in an attempt to win an argument in so bad a way that he makes himself look really, really....dumb.

We aren't as smug as you seem to be - already predicting our downfall.

Jopub, your diatribe cant save you now, you've already made to much of a mockery of yourself. Just run.</strong><hr></blockquote>

Ahh YOU actually surprise me Shao . I thought you were made of more class than to join the ranks of the brick lobbers .

How disappointing Coming from you I consider myself admonished .

I did not mean any of my insults to be taken by the likes of your good self , just Dans and a couple of his muppet mates .

Unfortunate , you are one of the more intelligent guys on here and I often look out for your posts .

Sad

 

[ShAoLiN_ChRoNiC]

Jopub I dont wanna offend you but stop talking with that language. Be normal. Try not to be so high and mighty. Cos thats how you sound. I dont know how old you are, but you sound like an old man with that sort of vocabulary. If you're old then you're excused.

Your posts have been going on about how our time is over and how we're a bunch of glory hunters and basically just talking trash. It sounds very cocky, very annoying and basically - best to stop huh? Unless its confrontation you seek, in which case your going about it the right way and I'm sure someone will come along soon...some fans like an argument now and then after all.

 

[Dans]

Does it take more than just me to make you understand that jopub? You're becoming very irritating and I'm not the only one who feels this way it seems, as I predicted would happen in an earlier post (before you lost it completely).

 

[Dans]

I should add for the purposes of clarification, as you seem clearly unable to grasp the context of the point I made which has led you to label me a muppet, that the point about you spoiling our party was a base level comment that was aimed at engaging you in a language that you appear to understand. I base this on my observation that Shaolin seems to share concerning your arrival on this website and your subsequent predictions that our time has come. Furthermore your rather arrogant attitude concerning what is and what isn't acceptable in debate was the perfect target for such a comment don't you think? You fell hook line my friend. Time for a little reflection I'd say.

 

[Jopub the Gooner]

Shao

Cool , you're an okay guy and I've much respect for you and your opinions .

Don't quite get your 'ageist' vibe there tho .

You'd be correct that I'm no spring chicken but hopefully that should not stop me from engaging in discussion .

 

[SPACEY]

I'm new here, and if you don't mind me asking why do you post on a Manchester United Forum?

 

[Jopub the Gooner]

Originally posted by Dans:
<strong>I should add for the purposes of clarification, as you seem clearly unable to grasp the context of the point I made which has led you to label me a muppet, that the point about you spoiling our party was a base level comment that was aimed at engaging you in a language that you appear to understand. I base this on my observation that Shaolin seems to share concerning your arrival on this website and your subsequent predictions that our time has come. Furthermore your rather arrogant attitude concerning what is and what isn't acceptable in debate was the perfect target for such a comment don't you think? You fell hook line my friend. Time for a little reflection I'd say.</strong><hr></blockquote>

As for you .

I think you'll find my insults were directed at you after you're arrogance came beaming through in an earlier comment . My points were not even at you - I had never even heard of you till then !!

Your "spoiling party "etc. was typical of

a your selectivity -we can all do that

and b

your towering arrogance .

This current post of yours is a feeble attempt to justify that too .

Shao may think I'm a little old but not too long in the tooth to deal with transparency's like you mate

If Shao notes any problems about my behaviour it's only cos I responded to YOU specifically and redermo as you deserved .

Talk your way out of it you can , but for me your card is marked mate.

If you want to talk intelligently and lucidly we will but if you wanna repetitively remind me of your apparent invicibility thu arrogance than I'll be blunt and return whatever shit comes my way .

"You fell hook line my friend."

THAT line ses an awful lot about you for me .

SO maybe we can call an end to this and next time discuss things in a more 'gentlemanly' fashion .

I'd rather that to be honest

Your choice

 

[ShAoLiN_ChRoNiC]

Discussions and arguments are a great feature of forums where little kiddies and wise old men can all engage in conversation and no one gets hurt, prejudiced etc etc.

However you cant get annoyed/upset/angry when you actively seek conflict and it comes (in the form of Dans here).

"One thing is for sure . Judging by the attitude of some of you whilst you're at the top - God knows how you'll deal with a REAL drop in standards should it come .
I fear for you I really do."

Things like this, despite being aimed only at Dans, actually refer to everyone. So you cant be shocked when every red in the 'cafe' decides to turn against your 'high and mighty' attitude. Nothing (directly) to do with your age or shirt.

Might wanna work on that Jo. If you want to abuse us then feel free - its your duty as a non-Utd fan after all. Just acknowledge that theres consequences.

Also I know of no older people who say cool or Shao for that matter. I'm not ageist - I just have a fear of growing up. Carry on.

 

[Dans]

Nothing left for it then mate. I've tried reasoning with you but you are completely blind to it all, abuse is the only language that seems to work with you and I've no doubt you'll return fire with another load of self righteous crap

You are a first class pompous prick who:

- thinks he's always right as demonstrated by several posts in this thread;
- who seems to think I actually give a shit about what he thinks about me - hence the pathetic cards are marked comment;
- who really comes across as possibly the most patronising wanker I've ever encountered on this site; and
- who is absolutely unworthy of any more of my time.

Are you a schoolteacher per chance? Do your pupils bully you? If not, you sure sound like one. Get it together sunshine, but not here.

feck off you sad, old and bitter gooner, and stay fecked off you idiot.

 

[Jopub the Gooner]

heh maybe you're as old as me then !! Doubt it .

Fair points as ever - a voice of reason .

I accept your point .

I'll endeavour to take that to heart

By the way - is 'Shao' wrong ?

 

[Jopub the Gooner]

Originally posted by Dans:
<strong>Nothing left for it then mate. I've tried reasoning with you but you are completely blind to it all, abuse is the only language that seems to work with you and I've no doubt you'll return fire with another load of self righteous crap

You are a first class pompous prick who:

- thinks he's always right as demonstrated by several posts in this thread;
- who seems to think I actually give a shit about what he thinks about me - hence the pathetic cards are marked comment;
- who really comes across as possibly the most patronising wanker I've ever encountered on this site; and
- who is absolutely unworthy of any more of my time.

Are you a schoolteacher per chance? Do your pupils bully you? If not, you sure sound like one. Get it together sunshine, but not here.

feck off you sad, old and bitter gooner, and stay fecked off you idiot.</strong><hr></blockquote>
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You make me happy , I was not wrong about you .

That's good , we know where we stand and should our paths cross for some reason we'll both know the outcome .

With regard to you I'd prefer it that way - arrogant fool .

 

[ShAoLiN_ChRoNiC]

<img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" /> <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" />

no Shao is great, its weird how people have started calling me Shao after calling me all sorts for months. Shao is what most people on forums call me so I'm glad people adopted it here.

I'm not what you'd call old. I'm barely a man. Not that I'm in anyway female, just young. Bored to Hell sitting here reading page after page of maths for my exam tomorrow. (Woohoo world cup starts tomorrow.)

Nice to see you two make up - neither of you even wanted to argue/banter in the first place did you? Its much easier to drop these things.

 

[Manchesters Finest]

Are you 16 Shao?

 

[Dans]

Originally posted by Jopub the Gooner:
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I was not wrong about you</strong><hr></blockquote>

Can't let you have the last word seeing as you're a cnut. This quote above just says it all. You're not wrong on any matter are you? Hark at he who calls me arrogant. You are truly laughable mate. May you piss off many more people and get banned in doing so, not cos you're a gooner, but because you're an arsehole.

 

[ShAoLiN_ChRoNiC]

Originally posted by Manchesters Finest:
<strong>Are you 16 Shao?</strong><hr></blockquote>

<img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" /> <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" /> Maybe

Although there are other exams that exist...do I sound 16?

 

[Manchesters Finest]

I reckon you are a clever 16 and you are taking your GCSE`s

<img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" />

 

[Jopub the Gooner]

Originally posted by Dans:
<strong>

Can't let you have the last word seeing as you're a cnut. This quote above just says it all. You're not wrong on any matter are you? Hark at he who calls me arrogant. You are truly laughable mate. May you piss off many more people and get banned in doing so, not cos you're a gooner, but because you're an arsehole.</strong><hr></blockquote>
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I certainly will not lose any sleep over pissing you off mate .

As for addressing me as a 'cnut' your intellect
just comes soring through AGAIN .

Now lets leave it and agree to dislike each other intensely .

Enough I think .

 

[Dans]

Originally posted by Jopub the Gooner:
HOWEVER my apologies stop directly at you mate - you're a fecking wanker

I did not define my topics to be 'interesting because they are mine and you know that ,you prick

And smug wanker -

You just wrote that - what a feckin knob you are

I'm sorry for everybody else BUT these remarks are specifically meant for knobhead Dans and his ilk .<hr></blockquote>

Now, jopub, having read that quote from the post where the gooner lost it (the first instance of any abuse between us I might add), you must be feeling very stupid.

 

[Dans]

You're a fecking joke jopub, now feck off this board you sad idiot.

 

[FresnoBob]

Originally posted by JSV:
<strong>Get fecked you inferior gooner twat.</strong><hr></blockquote>

Not to be confused with us superior gooner twats?
And certainly not to be confused with such articulate, gracious MU twats as yourself!

 

[FresnoBob]

Originally posted by SPACEY:
<strong>I'm new here, and if you don't mind me asking why do you post on a Manchester United Forum?</strong><hr></blockquote>

Because there isn't a decent Arsenal site set up like the RedCafe, nothing but those petty "chat" forums, where complete sentences are discouraged, if not impossible to post. However, and allow the digressions fo the elderly, this isn't a Manchester United Forum, it's a private forum owned by a crazed, ultra-Manchester United fan.

 

[Jopub the Gooner]

Morning gentleman

Well Fres actually there are a couple of absolutely corking Arse sites and ones where we have (like here) great discussions and outside fans come in and are given a little more respect than by some on here .

Personally I've found 90% of people on here excellent so while I can still interact with them I'll frequent .

And I think it's good to keep abreast of the views of others fans outside your own club's little world

What I'v found on a few good sites is that the ones that give out abuse to 'outside' fans are not that popular on their own boards anyway !!

Still good to talk

We'll meet again .....don't know where don't know when .........

 

[Dans]

Originally posted by Jopub the Gooner:
<strong>great discussions and outside fans come in and are given a little more respect than by some on here .

Personally I've found 90% of people on here excellent so while I can still interact with them I'll frequent .
</strong><hr></blockquote>

You drama queen, listen to yourself. You sound positively pained by it all, you poor thing.

Any comment on my insinuation that you must be a very stupid man who severely lacks intellect according to his own definitions?

 

[Dans]

Thought not.

Don't bother coming back mate, you add absolutely nothing to this board.