Mark My Words 2017/18 Edition

[aseru]

Shamelessly stolen from Reddit, what are you predictions for the upcoming season?

I'll get the ball rolling with a couple of safe but obscure ones.

1) I predict Tammy Abraham to get at least 9 goals this season.

2) Cavani has Neymar, Veratti, Pastore, Dani Alves for support this season. All great passers of the ball. I say he'll get more than 50 goals.

 

[JB08]

Liverpool will finish top 3.

Lukaku will score comfortably more than Morata.

Costa will stay at Chelsea.

PSG will flop (QF or less) in the CL.

 

[Bubz27]

We'll get to semi finals of champions league.

 

[Chicharito_]

Lacazette won't score more than 12 PL goals.

Tottenham will finish outside the top 4.

Brighton will finish bottom.

England will win the WC in 2018.

 

[francobaresi]

Everton are going to completely bomb

 

[horsechoker]

Lacazette won't score more than 12 PL goals.

Tottenham will finish outside the top 4.

Brighton will finish bottom.

England will win the WC in 2018.

 

[Enigma_87]

England will win the WC in 2018.

 

[AlecHDR]

1. Conte will not be at Chelsea by the end of the season.
2. Spurs won't win anything, again.
3. City will reach the final in the UCL.

 

[horsechoker]

One of Klopp, Conte or Pep will leave.

 

[kirk buttercup]

1. Lukaku will score more than 30 goals
2. Jones won't make more than 10 appearences this year due to injury
3. Neither will Shaw
4.United will win the League and Jose legendary 2nd season will remain intact

 

[DonnieDarko]

1. Spurs outside of top 4
2. City champions in april
3. Chelsea out of CL on group stage

 

[ROFLUTION]

Watford's Doucoure will be a top-performer securing a move to a top 6 club in 2018

 

[Enigma_87]

1. Lukaku will be a success. Morata not so.
2. We'll struggle with smaller sides at home again.
3. Spurs will finish outside top 4.
4. Wenger will finally be sacked(or will leave) at the end of this season.
5. Mahrez if he stays in Prem will reach numbers close to the title winning year.

 

[Blind]

Lanzini will hit double figures in both goals and assists and move for £50m+ next summer.

 

[RedSky]

- We finish 5th.
- Wenger finally leaves Arsenal in 2018.

 

[Gythio]

1. Lukaku will score a hattrick at Anfield
2. Mitchell will be our first choice left back
3. An English side to reach the CL final

 

[BobbyManc]

1. Stoke will get relegated
2. English team in the CL final
3. Guardiola and Mourinho will reignite their rivalry
4. Iheanacho will finish with 15+ goals for Leicester

 

[Damien]

• Morata will score fewer than 20 league goals.
• De Bruyne will have the most assists in the league.
• Kane will be top goalscorer.
• Bayern Munich will fail to win the Bundesliga, with Ancelotti leaving at the end of the season.
• Gabriel Jesus to win Young Player of the Year.
• An English team to make it to the semis of the Champions League.
• Valencia CF to finish in the top 10 in La Liga.
• Liverpool and Spurs end the season trophyless.
• Rooney to score fewer than 10 league goals.
• Timo Werner to score 20+ league goals.
• Götze fails to make it to the Germany World Cup squad.

 

[Kostur]

Bayern will win the CL.

 

[Jaap]

PL
- There will be a surprise team in the top four this season - my bet's on Everton
- Chelsea will struggle; Conte will be sacked
- Mkhitaryan will score 10+ goals

International
- Germany will defend the WC title
- Real will win La Liga
- CL will be won by: PSG

 

[Minkaro]

West Brom will be relegated
Martial will score 20 goals in all competitions
Spurs finish outside the top six (yeah, I'm going even further than the top four one).

 

[Schmiznurf]

One of Klopp, Conte or Pep will leave.

I predict all 3.

 

[EdWeatherall]

Liverpool won't finish inside the top 4 - won't cope with European football
Neither will Spurs - had an incredible record at WHL

 

[Manny]

Arsenal will finish outside the top 4 for the second season running

 

[Deleted member 101472]

https://www.redcafe.net/threads/2017-2018-prediction-thread.431048/

feck sake

 

[SteveJ]

Arsene Wenger's far-right party fails to conquer Europe after his moustache falls off

 

[tomaldinho1]

1. Morata will be second choice behind Batshuayi by Oct
2. Pogba will score 10+ goals and get 10+ assists this season
3. Hazard to Real Madrid summer '18
4. Everton will finish above Arsenal

 

[buckooo1978]

Everton will finish within 2 points of 10th and struggle for goals

 

[AshRK]

Henrik mkhi will score more than 20 goals in all competitions for us and will be our highest assist getter

Pogba will have a blinder of a season

City will win the league and media will again term pep as the greatest manager ever

Tottenham's bubble will burst and they will finish outside top 4

Jose will beat klopp,leading to klopp's further mental breakdown

DT will have a huge fight with TY and TY to be beaten badly

 

[cyberman]

Messi will suffer a long lay off and Barca fights for 3rd place

 

[horsechoker]

Arsene Wenger's far-right party fails to conquer Europe after his moustache falls off

"I nearly signed Hitler"

 

[SteveJ]

'Not a racist'

 

[Pexbo]

City will start off well and everyone will hand them the title by Christmas. They'll have a tough time after Christmas though before steadying the ship and winning the league fairly comfortably.

Liverpool will also start well but be off the pace by November and it will be too late by the time they recover.

Tottenham will have the same season as last year with a few more losses and finish 4th.

United will have a season of 4 steps forward 2 steps back (win 5/6 on the trot and then lose two. Regularly)

Arsenal will slip even further back and Wenger will finally be sacked by March.

Everton will never get going and Koeman will be gone before December.

Costa will be back playing by mid-September but will move in January.

Jones or Smalling will both be our injured for 4 weeks by October and won't be seen again until the January fixtures when they are forced to come back due to Bailly being injured and Rojo not being fully fit yet.

Shaw will never regain a regular first team spot.

Mkhitaryan will start slowly but find a real groove eventually and have a great season.

Bale will score 17 goals and get 10 assists.

Chicharito will be on 15 goals by Christmas.

 

[Ecstatic]

Ranieri (Nantes) sacked

 

[Irrational.]

3. Spurs will finish outside top 4.

I second this. Levy's summer of penny pinching will come back to bite him on the arse. Their squad is paper-thin as it is.

I also think City win the league comfortably this season, whilst I think Chelsea will struggle to make top four.

 

[Crashoutcassius]

Lacazette will start strong as will arsenal...

If City sign Sanchez they will walk the league.

Martial will leave united at seasons end.

Mourinho will be under a lot of pressure when we are only barely top 4 at seasons end

 

[12OunceEpilogue]

Ireland will win but Krum will catch the Snitch.

 

[The Purley King]

When he's back from injury shaw will establish himself as utds first choice and the best left back in the league and everyone will claim they knew he'd come good in the end.....

Lukaku rashford martial to be utds first choice front three.

Martial to score 15+ goals

 

[BusbyMalone]

Man Utd will win the Premier League and Champions League double

 

[kthanksbye]

-Pogba in the PFA team of the year.
-Zlatan won't play another game for us.
-We'll be trophy less.