Caption Contest: Do the Mou
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"And then, Phil Jones was like.."
Don't shoot, don't shoot.
Harsh but fair.
Shouting to Shaw: "Get back to defend you Pizza boy, that's not our box"
We could only afford to get one of my wife's breasts done.
Mime artist Jose Mourinho struggles to push Luke Shaw off the plank.
I once saw Lampard polish off submarine sandwich "this big" in two bites.
Dont touch my Felé, he is next year Ballon d'Or winner
Mourinho displaying the difference in football erritaj between Sevilla and Manchester United
10 years! somebody promote this guy already!
Very apt
"Not another attack, that'll make 2 shots this half! get back in the bus formation"
"There's absolutely no way I could get run over by my own bus..."
“And they’re all like five times la five times la.. SHUT THE FECK UP”
These many champions league titles will Madrid have more than us on the 26th? Wow.. feck me!
"Help! I'm drowning in an invisible shrinking cube!" (Blame the photographer)
Fffffffffffffffffellaini!!!!! Get warmed up, son.
Clearly, there is no caption. Exasperated by his inability to convey his ideas on how to pick apart the massed defences of his opponents to his dense players, he has resorted to mime. What has he got to lose? A concept so radical, not even Pep has tried it yet. I look forward to the 'Marcel Mourceau' headlines in the red tops and a lengthy period of domestic dominance .
"Remember Daley-san: feck on, feck off."
Clever
The Art of Portuguese Mime presents ''The Toilet is Occupied''
This is America.
Wax on wax off. Now, show me sand the floor.
"Hey...we are playing Watford at home, Five at the back..five at the back..!!!"
(Watching a rerun of the Watford game)
Jose: "so dull.......so uninspiring.....so.......bor.....ing..........Darmien......bli.....nd.........no.....Martial.........nothing.....happening.......Darmien.....pla....y.....the.....ball.....forward.........so.......boring......turning.....into.....stone.....Li....ke......the.....Kraken......from.....the.....Clash......of........the.....Titans.........
Jose: "so dull.......so uninspiring.....so.......bor.....ing..........Darmien......bli.....nd.........no.....Martial.........nothing.....happening.......Darmien.....pla....y.....the.....ball.....forward.........so.......boring......turning.....into.....stone.....Li....ke......the.....Kraken......from.....the.....Clash......of........the.....Titans.........
"up high, down low, too slow"
Jose's just warming up in case he gets any ego bruising questions about his teams boring style post match.
"I've won so many trophies you can't even count them on both hands!....and Mctominay".
"I've won so many trophies you can't even count them on both hands!....and Mctominay".
"That wasn't just a fart!"
"My hands are my tools"
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"For feck's sake, Marcel. Stop leaving your glass everywhere."