Not liking the shit up front.
Apollo can sure run but his crosses are rubbish, may as well be aiming for the moon.
Not sure about Tag Heur as the false striker. The timing of his runs is awful.
Chivas runs like a drunken knob head so I'm not sure what service we will get down the left. Problem of our season. No width.
DHL couldn't deliver a forward pass if his life depended on it. Aimless and many lost passes.
Gulf looks like he is out of gas. Signed him too late. Short-termism players like this won't help the cause now.
Columbia looks the part, but for whatever reason, can't cement the LB as his own.
Chevrolet still struggling with that eye problem, after going temporarily blind seeing a bright gold light. Not sure we can rely on him now.
AON does a lot of orchestrating at the back. Probably one of our better players. Too risk averse though.
Aeroflot can fly down the wing all day but like Apollo, his crosses don't reach the right destination.
Adidas is our only world class player, even though some people in Spain think Nike is better. Pfft.
All in all, not a laughing matter. We are in for a very long season my friend.
