Jim Beam
Gets aroused by men in low socks
Best fecked-up manager ever!
Go to Madrid, please
Go to Madrid, please
Wait, he is not getting any abuse for saying that finishing second with United is one of the best jobs he's done? What a cnut.
Nothing new there tbh, the job was too big for him. He's simply admitting that he's not a Fergie. He needs a well organized club where he just comes in and does the tactics.
Which would be a super smart move if he (or his agent) can pull it off.
He's said it before a couple of times when he was our manager. Not even worth the energy that guy.Wait, he is not getting any abuse for saying that finishing second with United is one of the best jobs he's done? What a cnut.
Why should we care? His CV would look crap if he puts "Finished 2nd with United" as his best achievement over "Won PL with Chelsea" or "Won La Liga with Real"Wait, he is not getting any abuse for saying that finishing second with United is one of the best jobs he's done? What a cnut.
I follow one of those on twitter just for laughs, they really are a weird bunch. Pogba has to go, and Solskjaer will crumble soon. Almost annoyed they claim to be United supporters.Still have the odd lunatic defending him even now.
Edited.That's a bit too graphic.
How did that not become legion when he was here? It's so good, it should have gone viral!Me me me. He should consider changing his name to Merinho.
Tell us what you really think, Dwazza!Hmm..let's see...spoilt, entitled and not willing to put the work in. No wonder Jose hates modern players, he's just like them, the stupid cnut.
The revisionism its strong in here. It goes to the point of downplaying what Mourinho has done at Porto and Inter. With Porto Mourinho not only won back to back championships - ending Porto 3 year trophyless run - but also won back to back european titles: the Uefa and the Champions League. This with a team that costed peanuts and in the age of the great Ac Milan side and the Real Madrid "Galacticos" - this is achievement alone will grant him a place in the history books.
He then went to conquer England with a record breaking Chelsea side and leaving behind a team that kept Chelsea winning titles for a decade.
With Inter, besides the back to back league titles he also won them the treble - only treble of an Italian side - beating in his way to the trophy the likes of Chelsea, Pep Guardiola all mighty Barcelona and Bayern: again this achievement alone will grant him a place in the record books.
Even in his Madrid passage he won them a League title - only one of the two Real has won in 10 years - and make them competitive again in the champions league: just remember that previous to Mourinho arrival Real had just went 8 consecutive years being dumped on the last 16: the last of them with the likes of Ronaldo, Kaka, Benzema, Ramos, Marcelo and Xabi Alonso on the starting eleven.
After that in his second passage at Chelsea he still won them the league title, a cup and took them to a champions league semi final.
Now lets get to United, the job that granted him the "fraud" nick name. In his first year he won the Uefa Cup and a Cup securing United champions league football. In his second year he finished second, in front of the so called new generation top coachs Pochettino and Klopp and in his third year he was sabotaged in the pre-season with 0 backing from the board and publicly leaks about the board not acepting the names he suggest to the club: this passed the message to the players, press and Mourinho himself that he had no future at the club and set the tone for the miserable beginning of season that followed.
In short the only club Mourinho hasn´t won the league title was at United and even at United he won trophies including a european one so yeah the "fraud", like it or not, will be back managing a top clube come next summer and I would bet my house on it, will be back winning trophies again.
He'll fit right in there, they cant score to save their lives.I hear Huddersfield is looking for a manager.
feck you, Jose.
The "structure" only aids in player recruitment, scouting and wage demands, etc. They do not involve themselves in "disciplining" the players, not unless they have committed serious offenses. Pogba did not arrive drunk for training and he did not assault anyone to warrant "disciplining".
What Pogba needed was man-management, which other managers are perfectly capable of, but Jose couldn't do it and is now hiding behind the fact that our club does not have a proper structure (but which isn't responsible for his sacking).
As I said, this is what Jose means by "discipline" - Sell Martial, buy Willian, freeze out Pogba and sell him if he wants to move. Not gonna happen. As an example, Chelsea had Emenalo ("structure") and still sided with the players over Jose.
He might win a title in Portugal, China or Qatar, but no way he'll get another in one of the top5 leagues in Europe unless PSG or Juve go full-on dinosaur.100 percent spot on.
By screwing him to the bench.
In fairness, this just sounds like a bunch of bs based on nothing more than a personal opinion. Historically, Mourinho has had major dressing room and management issues at most of the clubs he's been involved with, this goes back to the days of Sir Alex having full control as well. Chelsea, Real Madrid, Chelsea again and finally at Manchester United. In the past 15 years he's been at 5 clubs, only club he hasn't had major issues with in that time was inter, and we're supposed to believe that this marks the end of managers being in full control with absolute authority ? In the glorious words of Snoop Dog, Bitch please. We gave Mourinho full authority, problem wasn't lack of authority but what he did with his authority. Nothing major has changed, Mourinho is Mourinho. He'll take control of another club and within 3 seasons he'll be gone after yet another issue with the players.
Transfer fees have increased exponentially, mostly due to increased revenues.
Why hasn't Klopp had any major issues restructuring Liverpool, or Poch, Guardiola ? Yet the one manager consistently getting sacked because he's an miserable cnut, getting sacked once more because he's a cnut, is supposed to mark a major shift in power meaning that we'll struggle to change anything in the future. Christ
He's gone on a pretty pathetic rant tonight.
Basically because he can't maintain a decent human relationship with players anymore the clubs structure must have been wrong.
It's a continuation of the same shite. Someone else is always to blame.
I agree, without a DOF how can we expect to play attacking football or win as much as 4 straight league games with our horrendous structure?
Like Madrid and Chelsea?
You are both right. It isn't one or the other. Mourinho struggles to maintain good relationships with all players, but the structure of the club during his time here was also very poor. The example for the latter was to give him a new contract and then refuse to back him properly in the Summer.
Makes a lot of sense.
Never seen him as a pundit before, looks oddly jovial.
He looked relaxed day after he was fired.He also looks more relaxed
As would anyone who's been let off work while pocketing 10+million.He looked relaxed day after he was fired.
Look, I will not sit here and justify everything Jose did. I am not cut that way. God knows he screwed up and deservedly got fired. And to even make him look worse, Ole is doing fabulously well. That is not my point. My point is that I still like the guy and think history will not be too harsh on his time here after all the emotions and sentiments have waned. I think that for people to say liking him makes one less of a United fan or look bad is ridiculous to me. And for me, not liking him shouldn't mean that whatever he says is rubbish or he is a fraud as some have said here. Well, they are perfectly entitled to their opinions.
I think the fundamentals of his narrative about club structure are correct regardless of how he is viewed as a manager or person. The top clubs in the modern game have to look at their structures because a lot of things have changed. Ole is fine today (and by the way, I voted for him to be signed up as our next permanent manager) but what happens tomorrow if a player starts disrupting his dressing room or some players want him out? Or maybe it will be Poch. What will happen then? If people think it is just Jose that experiences dressing room unrest or problems with specific star players then they have probably forgotten the travails of Carlo Ancellotti, one of the finest gentlemen out there or Pep with Zlatan, Etoo, Yaya Toure or with Sane or at Bayern with some of the senior lads.
It is even getting worse now. Player power is real in modern football and clubs must develop models to manage their relationships with gaffers. Maybe Jose was a real prick. But that does not change the reality that our boys largely screwed him up - justified or not. We can praise Ole to high heavens and he deserves it but it is clear the boys have raised their games.
For me, we should go ahead and get a very good DoF who can handle the football side of the club while the manager focuses on the actual field performance. This looks like the model of the near future for top teams.
Not sure what you are referring to as BS but I like sticking to the point. We can go on and on about Jose's personality, history and whatever. He is not exactly a likeable character and that perhaps might be why I like him because I tend to take a second look at people most others love to hate. But that's me and it's besides the reality of the point which is that football has changed and clubs must structure properly in line with the change. I said it like a year ago: remove Jose but leave other things as they are and we will soon be in another mess. Why has Manchester United struggled since Sir Alex left? People actually blame Moyes, LVG and Jose entirely for it and already believe that just having Ole or Poch alone will get us back to the dizzying heights we were before. Big mistake. We have struggled because of a combination of reasons one of which is the very system and structure that made us hire the three managers in the first instance. We have serious catching up to do as a club. The right manager, the right players, a DoF, the right recruitment system, the right structure. I think pretty much everyone agrees that Jose is a prick, even those of us that like him. So don't worry trying to list his screw ups .
The revisionism its strong in here. It goes to the point of downplaying what Mourinho has done at Porto and Inter. With Porto Mourinho not only won back to back championships - ending Porto 3 year trophyless run - but also won back to back european titles: the Uefa and the Champions League. This with a team that costed peanuts and in the age of the great Ac Milan side and the Real Madrid "Galacticos" - this is achievement alone will grant him a place in the history books.
He then went to conquer England with a record breaking Chelsea side and leaving behind a team that kept Chelsea winning titles for a decade.
With Inter, besides the back to back league titles he also won them the treble - only treble of an Italian side - beating in his way to the trophy the likes of Chelsea, Pep Guardiola all mighty Barcelona and Bayern: again this achievement alone will grant him a place in the record books.
Even in his Madrid passage he won them a League title - only one of the two Real has won in 10 years - and make them competitive again in the champions league: just remember that previous to Mourinho arrival Real had just went 8 consecutive years being dumped on the last 16: the last of them with the likes of Ronaldo, Kaka, Benzema, Ramos, Marcelo and Xabi Alonso on the starting eleven.
After that in his second passage at Chelsea he still won them the league title, a cup and took them to a champions league semi final.
Now lets get to United, the job that granted him the "fraud" nick name. In his first year he won the Uefa Cup and a Cup securing United champions league football. In his second year he finished second, in front of the so called new generation top coachs Pochettino and Klopp and in his third year he was sabotaged in the pre-season with 0 backing from the board and publicly leaks about the board not acepting the names he suggest to the club: this passed the message to the players, press and Mourinho himself that he had no future at the club and set the tone for the miserable beginning of season that followed.
In short the only club Mourinho hasn´t won the league title was at United and even at United he won trophies including a european one so yeah the "fraud", like it or not, will be back managing a top clube come next summer and I would bet my house on it, will be back winning trophies again.