We will never win the league with Paul Pogba in the team
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Absolute trash.
Who ever wrote this should see them selves out, we would piss the league if we had 10 pogbas and ddg in goal
Who ever wrote this should see them selves out, we would piss the league if we had 10 pogbas and ddg in goal
Sometimes a necrobump is worth it.
This is one of those times.
Worst thread ever? 
Never knew Mourinho actually posted on here.
Nice bump.
That post is hilarious. Lots of preposterous stuff there but saying someone will not mature at all after the age of 24 is outrageously wrong. Your brain doesn’t even fully develop until you are 25 ffs!
He looks a different player under Ole for sure...although, so do Rashford, Herrera, Matic, Lindelof, Young etc. I think him and Rashford have been two of the best players in the league since Christmas.
Although, as far as the thread goes, it was a play on the Lukaku thread of the same title and theme, rather than me actually thinking having a particular player stops you from being able to win something. This was after a game in which Pogba had to be subbed off because he was refusing to play in the position Mourinho was asking him to play in. I mean it was literally next to the Lukaku thread on the same page for hours when I posted it. Also, we're fourth.
In fairness, we are miles off winning the league still...
A rash post though, as you say I'm sure it wasn't meant literally
Ah, a new canonical PL table has been drawn up. It's not filtered through to every outlet yet.
Just goes to show how quickly things inc fans opinions can change. Only Christmas some wanted him sold to now the very same people lauding him as the best midfielder in the world. There's nothing more fickle than a football fan....
@noodlehair COME OUTSIDE
Do you know for sure it's the "same people," though? I for one have never wanted Pogba sold. He's been my favourite player at United since he came back to us. His talent has never been in question, and the media narrative was often terrible and almost seemed generated by a need to see him fail at United. He's a gem of a player, and I've never wavered in that opinion.
Is this one of those 'Say one thing but mean the opposite' situations? if so bravo @noodlehair
Legit should have won worst thread of the year if it didnt already.
Not sure if this is more like the joking "we won't win with De Gea" thread or the serious "we won't win with Lukaku" thread.
I still maintain my belief we can will the league with both Lukaku (if he's fine staying with this different role meaning less games) and Pogba.
No proof so far, but hey the team is being led by the right leadership at the helm now who understands United.
I still maintain my belief we can will the league with both Lukaku (if he's fine staying with this different role meaning less games) and Pogba.
No proof so far, but hey the team is being led by the right leadership at the helm now who understands United.
@noodlehair please step out from your cave now.
What an embarrassing thread
If you see noodlehair player rating posts in the post match threads, you can tell the OP is just for a laugh as he's saying on above post.
Least some of us can walk away with dignity from this thread 
#pogboom
#pogboomSpot on
We’d never finish above mid table in the league WITHOUT him in the team.
Pogba could get into any side that's capable of winning the league in Europe. It is just unfortunate he is not currently in one.
Add players of his quality and calibre to the side and then he can win one with United.
Add players of his quality and calibre to the side and then he can win one with United.
1. This was a joke thread.
2. Still very much a possibility that you will never win the league with Pogba.
3. Didnt mean to rain on this parade.
4. I did.
2. Still very much a possibility that you will never win the league with Pogba.
3. Didnt mean to rain on this parade.
4. I did.
OP looking rather silly now haha, we can well and truly only blame the Portuguese Mr Bean for Pogba's early form at Man Utd, with his daft team set-ups and cowardly tactics. He's been nothing short of sensational under OGS, someone who has trusted him and allowed him to play to his strengths.
Wasn't it a reaction to a 'We'll never win the league with Mourinho at the helm' -thread or something like that?
Something like that yeah.
Pretty sure this started off as a Joke thread to mimic the Jose thread. Pointless over-reactions as always.
This was a parody thread. The fact that noodle got some serious replies, just shows how easy it is to make people react to a headline. And now, it's back, and it's happening again.
You're supposed to take Noods seriously, but not literally. Like Trump.
You said the problem will disappear before Christmas.
Where we are doesn't matter. Without him it would be worse and same was true last year . Regardless of the theme you opened yourself to ridicule with some of those ill judged comments
Terrible thread
Nah, back then he used to be funny.
He's a shadow of his former self. Just like Mourinho.
You're digging posts from when the hell was it posted, I don't even remember what I meant, did I write it in a jest or whatever..
Are you bored perhaps?
Pogba had won 4/4 league titles while at Juventus. This thread was always immensely stupid.
Yeeey, fisticuffs!
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