Song for Pogba?

[Lukeinchina]

Makes Souness act a foooool,
Pogba's fecking cool.
Souness, you're a foooool,
Pogba's fecking cool.

Daddy cool tune.

 

[Coops73]

He can dance if he wants to
He can leave your man behind
Because Paul’s from France and Pogba can dance
Because he scores all the time

My first song. Please be gentle I’m very sensitive.

Then United can release a video where Pogba dresses up as a midget jester and dances around Old Trafford with a lute.

This.might.just.work.

 

[SoCross]

When I saw the thread title, first thought which popped into my head along the lines of 'dumb thread again, why the feck would be swap Pogba for Alex Song'

 

[Zed 101]

Off the cuff.... to the tune of Copacabana

His name is Pogba
He'd shit on Drogba
He wears strange colours in his hair and he's got a crazy stare
He's midfield magic
Others look tragic
And you can lay your bet that he's gonnna smash the net....

And repeat

 

[Verminator]

And then they signed for the Arsenal
And then they signed for the Scousers
And then they signed for the City
But then he signed for United

feck you! You're not as good as Paul Pogba
feck you! You're not as good as Paul Pogba
feck you! You're not as good as Paul Pogba
feck you! You're not as good as Paul Pogba

 

[ROFLUTION]

To the tune of Pet Shop Boys

C'est la vie Pogbaaaaa, I love you.
Live is much more simple when you daaaaab

b*witched - C'est la Vie
Say you win, cup du monde
Say Gerrard, is a cnut
Say Pogba, say to me, "C'est la vie"

To the tune of Stromae Alors un Dans:
Pogba Un Dans - du dudu du du dudu

Gorky Park - Bang
PogBANGggg - si da dadadaaa

Someone hold me back before I do one over Pitbull - Ocean to Ocean

 

[Jeppers7]

Who normally creates the songs for the players? Is it some random fan in the stadium who starts singing?

Pete Boyle usually has a lot to do with it
Usually new chants get trialled in Bishops Blaize before games.

 

[Jeppers7]

Rashford doesn't have one either does he? Unless my mind is blanking. Martial is the only one really of the current crop who have their own song (and the manager). The rest is kind of just chanting their name like De Gea or Herrera.

Teenage kicks ? Rashfords has that since breaking through. It’s a great chant.

 

[youngrell]

Nobody does it better
Makes me feel sad for the rest
Nobody does it half as good as you
Pogba you're the best

Best effort so far IMO

 

[Shez]

Pog can sing, pog can dance
After all, miss, he’s from France
At Old Trafford pog is never second best
Go on, unleash those tekkers
Takes a shot or passes
Pogs the best oui, the best
Pogs the best!

To the tune of be our guest from beauty and the beast

 

[Big Andy]

This thread is fecking tragic

 

[pascell]

Keep up the good work guys and girls, we'll definitely have it in time for his testimonial no problem

 

[Dolf]

Pogba pogba he’s from France
He’ll score a goal and then he’ll dance
Pogba pogba such nice hair
He can score from anywhere !
Pogba pogba there’s our Paul
So much flair He does it all

This is actually pretty good and easy to remember!

 

[horsechoker]

POGBA IS A GREAT PLAYER BUT A DIFFICULT PERSONALITY
HE CLASHED WITH MOU BECAUSE HE WAS SHIFTED TO DM EVENTHOUGH HE WON A WORLD CUP IN THAT POSITION
TOUGH PERSONALITY ? HE STILL WON PLENTY CLUB AND NATIONLEVEL
NATION
NATION
NATION LEVEL
NATIONAL LEVEL
NATIONAL LEVEL

ALL TOGETHER NOW

POGBA IS A GREAT PLAYER BUT A DIFFICULT PERSONALITY...

 

[The Mad Manc]

Psycho dribbler
Qu’est que c’est
Pog pog pog pog pog, pog pog pog Pogba makes them...
Run run run run run run run away!
Oh oh oh ooooooh!
YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH!

My favourite so far

 

[OnlyTwoDaSilvas]

Nobody does it better
Makes me feel sad for the rest
Nobody does it half as good as you
Pogba you're the best

I read this in Alan Partridge's voice.

"Ooh, bit o' bush"

 

[Zebs]

To the tune of Baby Shark.

Pauuuuuuuuuuul Pogba do do do do do do
Paul Pogba do do do do do do
Paul Pogba do do do do do do
Paul Pogba!

*repeat*

 

[diarm]

When he was just a little boy
We asked Fergie, what would he be?
Would he be Scholesy?
Would he be Keane?
Here's what he said to me:

Paul Pogba, Pogba
Whatever will be will be
The futures not Graemes to see
Paul Pogba, Pogba
Feck Souness, Souness

When he was older and won the world cup
We asked the gaffer what lies ahead
Will he win titles?
Will it be cups?
Here's what our Solsjkaer said:

Paul Pogba, Pogba
The futures not Graemes to see
Paul Pogba, Pogba
Feck Souness, Souness

X2

 

[DanNistelrooy]

Cheer up Graeme Souness,
With your dodgy teeth, you're a sad Scottish bastard
We've got, Pogba in our teeeeam

 

[JJ12]

Not something about the size of his cock again

 

[Cantonaaa!]

Rule, Old Trafford, Paul Pogba does the dance!
Paul shall never, never, never miss a chance.

 

[No Idea For Nickname]

POGBA IS A GREAT PLAYER BUT A DIFFICULT PERSONALITY
HE CLASHED WITH MOU BECAUSE HE WAS SHIFTED TO DM EVENTHOUGH HE WON A WORLD CUP IN THAT POSITION
TOUGH PERSONALITY ? HE STILL WON PLENTY CLUB AND NATIONLEVEL
NATION
NATION
NATION LEVEL
NATIONAL LEVEL
NATIONAL LEVEL

ALL TOGETHER NOW

POGBA IS A GREAT PLAYER BUT A DIFFICULT PERSONALITY...

good old Fontaine, wonder what he is up to now.

 

[MetoTTT]

I always loved the simple Ruuuuuuud chant

Just do it as Pogggggg

Me too. I had chills on hearing it. I was a big fan of RVN.

 

[Trizy]

Who normally creates the songs for the players? Is it some random fan in the stadium who starts singing?

Some fat middle aged man in The Bishop Blaize on the way to Old Trafford. Can't remember his name but he hands out fecking CDs and everything

 

[Red Star One]

It's not unusual that Pog scores another goal
It's not unusual that he wins us every game
But when I see you flirting with Barça or Real
It's not unusual to see me cry, I wanna die

 

[No Idea For Nickname]

Why do all, well, most of the songs have to include some people from other clubs, or other clubs names? I'm pretty sure Paul wouldn't like lf sourness name is in his song. Who cares about others. Let them sing about us, not us singing about them. F...them. Like this YSB at the end of Ole's at the Wheel, just ruins wonderful song.

 

[BeforeKeanetherewasRobson]

Nobody does it better
Makes me feel sad for the rest
Nobody does it half as good as you
Pogba you're the best

I like that (possibly because it's my favourite Bond song)...

Second bit?

Lukaku was man marked (or Rom wasn't looking)
But somehow you found him...

 

[Ballache]

Pogba, Pogba PAUL POGBA
Pogbaaaaaaa Paul Pogba

The French National anthem

 

[dove]

Pogba, Pogba PAUL POGBA
Pogbaaaaaaa Paul Pogba

The French National anthem

I like the lyrics, heavily inspired by all Chelsea chants.

 

[sallycinnamin]

All for one.. Stone Roses

All for one and one for Paul

Pogba is the man Souness knows fk all.

 

[Walters_19_MuFc]

 

[Ballache]

I like the lyrics, heavily inspired by all Chelsea chants.

 

[KirkDuyt]

(on the Chelsea chant tune)

Pogba, Pogba, Pogba, Pogba, Pogba, Pogba, Pogba.

Pogba, Pogba, Pogba, Pogba, Pogba, Pogba, Pogba.

Or clapclap clapclapclap clap clap clap clap POGBA.
repeat ad nauseam.

 

[ChaddyP]

pogba's one of our own
he's one of our owwnnn
89 million from juve
nah he was only on loan!

 

[sully07]

Pogba Pogba you can do it all,
But You'll always be our second best Paul
You're quicker and leaner and defend like a rock
But Scholsie's a legend and we've all seen his cock.

 

[Cabin Clown]

This thread is brilliant.

To the tune of 'Footloose' by Kenny Loggins:

Paul you gotta cut loose
We never lose, kick off is Sunday due,
Please, Labile, score one of your frees,
Mou, got sacked, or else we would’ve cracked,
Reds, over blues, to that I’ll drink a few

I know it's terrible. That took me 20 mins in work to do embarrassingly enough haha.

 

[Chipper]

Pogba wherever you may be
You eat snails in your own country
It could be worse, you could be Park
Chewing on food that used to bark

 

[Edgar Allan Pillow]

Who let the Pog out?

Amazing!

 

[Zebs]

Speaking of chants.

I've decided we should use The Cranberries' Linger for a Jesse Lingard song.

You know he'll make a fool of you.
He's got Arsenal wrapped around his finger.
Do we have two? Do we have two?
Do we have two Jesse Lingards?

 

[ChaddyP]

Speaking of chants.

I've decided we should use The Cranberries' Linger for a Jesse Lingard song.

You know he'll make a fool of you.
He's got Arsenal wrapped around his finger.
Do we have two? Do we have two?
Do we have two Jesse Lingards?