Fat Luke needs to cut off the burgers.
Wasn't he one of our fastest players when we signed him?
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Wasn't he one of our fastest players when we signed him?
Maybe it's one of the reasons Ole has cited for him not being in his plans? Other than that it seems so random.
He looks in great shape this summer. Has clearly been putting the work in fitness wise.Fat Luke needs to cut off the burgers.
Wasn't he one of our fastest players when we signed him?
This is the bloke that was huffing and puffing and was totally gassed out halfway through the first half vs Chelsea. He can shove his max speed up his fat arse.
He showed to practice with no gel
So I've missed nothing? This is as random as I it seems? Has he got a problem with his fifa stats or something?
Could be he has great acceleration but a lower top speed in a longer sprint. Max speed isn't exactly useful for a football game. Lukaku is fast but takes ages to get to that speed.Fat Luke needs to cut off the burgers.
Wasn't he one of our fastest players when we signed him?
He's also looked in fantastic shape this summer.
This nonsense speaks volumes about his mentality. Never in a million years a United player.
Because he's an idiot.
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Wish he'd just hurry up and feck off. Stupidly inflated opinion of himself.
Have seen him motor in a United shirt a couple of times and it's been well known he's one of the fastest at the club but he's knackered after. He'll probably show more of it at Juve/Inter where he's motivated to play and will probably get leaner.
Sometimes wonder if the songs the fans sung made him a bit disinterested.
Sometimes wonder if the songs the fans sung made him a bit disinterested.
Knew he was leaving
The machine they use is broken. Like Shaw is rapid ffs
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Mata replied . Go on Juan
. Go on JuanHopefully the club fines the childish cnut, too.
Unsurprisingly, somebody has told him to bin it.
Unsurprisingly, somebody has told him to bin it.
What a tool
Juan
If Mata and Matic are posting faster speeds than you you ain't in great shape....
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Either Shaw is fast over 5 yards and doesn't have sprint endurance or he wasn't applying himselfThe machine they use is broken. Like Shaw is rapid ffs
There's several plausible reasons for Shaws stats there, as I seriously doubt he's slower than Mata...He's had niggling injuries, so it wouldn't surprise me if he's not doing sprints at full speed.
Maybe he should switch to 800 m track.
Are the tweets deleted,What did he say that has annoyed people?
Had his knee taped up in all the early preseason training pictures.
He's so done with us, give's zero f's now. Just waiting on that phone call to go and let Ronaldo win him a league title.
Still funny though
If this is private data then he's gone, Hopefully Dybala is coming this way.
Rom’s tweet looks to be gone? What did it say?
Something about being able to catch LeBron James' passes on a fast break.
Weird flex, because the majority of complaints about Lukaku are about his first touch and how knackered he gets after a sprint.
He doesn’t have a lack of pace. Just a lack of effort
He leaked info on the players speed from training.
What date did he share? Anyone got a screenshot?
Data on the fastest playerd at man utd
Video showing internal data of squad's top speeds where Lukaku was 2nd I think.
Fastest to Slowest (km/h)
- Diogo Dalot - 36.43
- Romelu Lukaku - 36.25
- Tahith Chong - 36
- Marcus Rashford - 35.71
- Daniel James - 35.53
- Chris Smalling - 35.28
- Ashley Young - 34.85
- Jesse Lingard - 34.38
- Anthony Martial - 34.24
- Phil Jones - 34.09
- Mason Greenwood - 34.02
- Aaron Wan-Bissaka - 33.91
- Victor Lindelof - 33.62
- Axel Tuanzebe - 33.55
- Angel Gomes - 33.52
- Paul Pogba - 33.41
- Eric Bailly - 33.16
- Andreas Pereira - 33.12
- Marcos Rojo - 32.9
- James Garner - 32.69
- Scott McTominay - 32.51
- Nemanja Matic - 32.26
- Juan Mata - 31.79
- Luke Shaw - 31.03
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Seriously ridiculous. Hoping he gets some sort of bollocking despite away from the first team training alone in Carrington at the moment.
He must have published the clubs stats on sprint speeds.
He's a dipshit. Shame he has a 50p for a foot, cause he could do some damage with those speeds
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