I am serious. And don't call me Shirley
Jadon Sancho| Staying at Dortmund for now
- Thread starter Adnan
- Start date
- Status
Airplane jokes are fine
Yes I'm very serious.
Odds on Sancho signing before @Chief123 gets banned?
You might wanna take this conversation private mate...
We're taking this thread to new heights
I’ve just heard from Sancho that his agent is at Manchester airport
Who are you by the way
Next few days in here are going to be absolutely ridiculous. I plan on being very busy soaking up every last bit of muppet juice.
Woody spends about a week slapping his face in front of a mirror getting into the zone enough to sit in a chair beside the fax machine. Then he howls at the moon and calls himself Alpha-Dawg a few thousand times before he sends an initial bid of £3.50 for a £5 pair of flip flops on eBay, so this really isn't too far away from his usual guff.
I won't accept anything less than fifty quid.
If he has covid we can knock £20 million off the price right?
You've got a point here.
But how sure are you of the Glazers' willingness to sanction such a deal?My Airport just Sancho'd at the spotted.
I'm sure @Damien can come up with something nice
Not sure I'd want to be doing that
Claims saying Sancho and his agent been spotted at the airport needs to be backed up with flight tracking muppetry
Reports that we are in talks with Cavani, Dembele and even Sancho are giving me a stirring in my pants. Probably won't sign any of them but
Shit-Those were jokes??? I better put my trousers back up.
A club that is well run and understands that to keep producing players and selling them on for higher fee's, the team itself must be good. To make a team as good as you can, you must give the manager as much time in preseason with a settled squad. It doesnt guarantee that the team will be good, but its better than selling and buying players a week or two before the deadline. A concept our board have no idea of
Airplane jokes are allowed. Airport jokes are not.
This will go way over the head of 95%
Dont call me Shirley
Not a scout like yourself. So a nobody I guess
Going to be barmy in here for the next week
I’m permanently unzipped until either Sancho signs or the window closes.
You love to see it.
You love to see it.
I want Sancho but perversely I don’t want Ed’s “drag it out and haggle” tactic to work
I would have much rather we paid £110m back in August
I would have much rather we paid £110m back in August
You might get frostbite.
Get a grip
You ever been in a cockpit before?
Could you adhere to the forum rules please and attack the post and not the poster. Doing this ensures a pleasant environment for all.
Thank you.
The RedCafe Moderation Team.
If we don't end up getting him, the level of rage on here will be something else.
You have no idea. It will be a blood bath.
Thankfully it won't come to that, but IF it did....
Prat
Tweet
— Twitter API (@user) date
According to my Sancho, an airport has just shown up in Manchester.
Well my friend I hope that by October 5th it's gushing Muppet juices you have the opportunity to soak up rather than a tidal wave of blood.
Already hit that joke chief.
- Status