2020 US Elections | Biden certified as President | Dems control Congress

[GlastonSpur]

Three green bottles, standing on the wall. Three green bottles, standing on the wall. And if one green bottle should accidentally fall, there'll be two green bottles standing on the wall.

Two green bottles, standing on the wall. Two green bottles, standing on the wall. And if one green bottle should accidentally fall, there'll be one green bottle standing on the wall.

One green bottle, standing on the wall. One green bottle, standing on the wall. And if one green bottle should accidentally fall, there'll be no green bottles standing on the wall ...

 

[WPMUFC]

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yeah.....because she claimed Trump's 2016 win was fraudulent. Did people not think this was coming after newsmax? She basically argued every single election for decades was a fraud. She lost her mind in the newsmax interview.

 

[roseguy64]

You didn't need clairvoyance, you just needed to be following someone decent on twitter rather than looking at the simplistic % figures on the results maps.

Still, you weren't as bad as that person that kept saying Michigan and Pennsylvania were going Trump, and accusing people of not understanding statistics if they disagreed.

Boy am I glad I avoided the thread until a day or two after election day.

 

[WPMUFC]

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[GlastonSpur]

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"The lawyer who said Frank Luntz had a micropenis is still on the team."

As is the lawyer caught on video, lying on a hotel bed, reaching down into his trousers in an attempt to find his very own micropenis ...

 

[berbatrick]

Just saw r/conservative. They're a little shaky, not all-in on this, some saying its unlikely, some saying they wouldn't stake their reputations on this, and some fully all-in and invesitgating it themselves. If Trump wanted to win in a totally extra-legal way, he would need to have that kraken lawyer assassinated and make it look like a Democrat hit job.

e - I read that stuff in the afternoon, just opened twitter and saw that she has been fired

 

[WPMUFC]

Maybe they also had to cut her loose because Kemp has a good defamation case against her?

She did basically accuse him of knowingly using fraudulent voter machines and receiving kickbacks for doing so.

 

[langster]

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[The Firestarter]

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I hope they kept the receipts

 

[FrankDrebin]

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[Rado_N]

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Absolute morons

 

[Organic Potatoes]

That looks suspiciously like bullshit from someone who got an idea from r/leopardsatemyface.

 

[langster]

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Oh wow. It just keeps getting better and better. It seems Twitter released the kraken too and suspended Powell

Albeit only for a few hours but still

 

[Precaution]

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It seems like the 90s where Trump bullshitted his way around bankruptcy

Casino: I'm making so much money
Trump: ummmm we need a word
Investors: wtf?
Trump: I have a great plane idea, want in?

 

[vodrake]

MAGA twitter are hilarious, tying themselves in knots trying to convince themselves that this is some 5d chess move to allow here to move independently. Some seem to be starting to come to terms that they've been had though

 

[Cloud7]

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I'm actually glad to see this. These idiots deserve to have Trump take all their money.

 

[GlastonSpur]

Yet another Georgia election official receives threats after state certifies Biden win.

"... Gabriel Sterling, who oversees Georgia’s voting systems, said his home now needed police protection after his email was hacked following the presidential election.

The threats came days after his boss, Georgia secretary of state Brad Raffensperger, certified Mr Biden’s win by 12,670 votes over Donald Trump in the battleground state.

'So this is fun...multiple attempted hacks of my emails, police protection around my home, the threats. But all is well...following the the law, following the process...doing our jobs,' tweeted Mr Sterling.

Mr Raffensperger has said that both he and his wife had received death threats over his handling of the election results ..."

 

[WI_Red]

Yet another Georgia election official receives threats after state certifies Biden win.

"... Gabriel Sterling, who oversees Georgia’s voting systems, said his home now needed police protection after his email was hacked following the presidential election.

The threats came days after his boss, Georgia secretary of state Brad Raffensperger, certified Mr Biden’s win by 12,670 votes over Donald Trump in the battleground state.

'So this is fun...multiple attempted hacks of my emails, police protection around my home, the threats. But all is well...following the the law, following the process...doing our jobs,' tweeted Mr Sterling.

Mr Raffensperger has said that both he and his wife had received death threats over his handling of the election results ..."

And I guarantee you that each and every one of the people making those threats goes to "church" on Sunday and at least half of them have a cross tattooed somewhere on their body.

 

[Amarsdd]

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Oh my, even the staunchest of MAGATS are scratching their heads. This is a joy to watch

Oh no, even Dinesh?! What is the world coming to??

 

[Precaution]

Doing a stand up job so far

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[Carolina Red]

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Oh my, even the staunchest of MAGATS are scratching their heads. This is a joy to watch

It’s... it’s almost like you’ve been conned, Dinesh.

 

[GlastonSpur]

And I guarantee you that each and every one of the people making those threats goes to "church" on Sunday and at least half of them have a cross tattooed somewhere on their body.

Yep ... because if Jesus is King, and they believe they know what Jesus wants (because all their evangelical "prophets" and preachers apparently talk directly with God everyday and have told them what Jesus wants), then this overrides any earthly laws and morality, or the choice of the majority of voters.

There's no reasoning with cult fanatics ...

 

[Carolina Red]

And I guarantee you that each and every one of the people making those threats goes to "church" on Sunday and at least half of them have a cross tattooed somewhere on their body.

Nailed it

 

[Carolina Red]

Yep ... because if Jesus is King, and they believe they know what Jesus wants (because all their evangelical "prophets" and preachers apparently talk directly with God everyday and have told them what Jesus wants), then this overrides any earthly laws and morality, or the choice of the majority of voters.

There's no reasoning with cult fanatics ...

Don’t you know?

Jesus was a red blooded American male who rode into battle on a Harley Davidson in World War II next to George Washington and shoved a Rebel flag right up King George’s commie ass.

 

[WI_Red]

Don’t you know?

Jesus was a red blooded American male who rode into battle on a Harley Davidson in World War II next to George Washington and shoved a Rebel flag right up King George’s commie ass.

All while YMCA blared in the background.

 

[MadMike]

Or, Scenario 3, Trump is a Lizard Person and he'll reveal it to the world tomorrow by peeling off his man costume and spraying the audience with pheromone jizz.

Claiming Trump to be a lizard person is offensive to all lizarkind. Retract promptly or you will be waterboarded with bucket loads of lizard juice.

 

[WI_Red]

Claiming Trump to be a lizard person is offensive to all lizarkind. Retract promptly or you will be waterboarded with bucket loads of lizard juice.

So you do know who you are replying to right? There is a 95% chance you just describe his last pornhub viewing.

 

[MadMike]

So you do know who you are replying to right? There is a 95% chance you just describe his last pornhub viewing.

At best he gets intimidated. At worse he gets a raging boner. I’ll take my chances.

 

[TheGame]

Oh my god i'm pissing my pants. They JUST realized she was batshit crazy XD What about Rudy?

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[TheGame]

I know. It's fecking insane. It's also hilarious but not funny at the same time.

Sidney Powell was booked to appear on Judge Fruitloop Janine the other night but cancelled and went on Newsmax instead, at the exact same time she was meant to be on Fox.

Now Trump and Rudy are saying she has nothing to do with them. That must be after the public's response to her appearances and her batshit press conference.

It's a complete and utter shit show.

The worse thing is she sounds just as batshit as Rudy yet he’s head of the legal team.

 

[Vooon]

The worse thing is she sounds just as batshit as Rudy yet he’s head of the legal team.

Do they actually have any alternatives to Rudy? At least one law firm dropped out of this shithousery already. I mean, no sane lawyer or law firm who want to do any legit business in the future would want to touch these cases do they? This is career suicide. They're getting slaughtered in court, and the whole world is laughing at them, even Goebbels is probably laughing his ass of down in hell.

 

[bleedred]

Statement from Sidney Powell

I agree with the campaign's statement that I am not part of the campaign's legal team. I never signed a retainer agreement or sent the President or the campaign a bill for my expenses or fees.

My intent has always been to expose all the fraud I could find and let the chips fall where they may--whether it be upon Republicans or Democrats.

The evidence I'm compiling is overwhelming that this software tool was used to shift millions of votes from President Trump and other Republican candidates to Biden and other Democrat candidates. We are proceeding to prepare our lawsuit and plan to file it this week. It will be epic.

We will not allow this great Republic to be stolen by communists from without and within or our votes altered or manipulated by foreign actors in Hong Kong, Iran, Venezuela, or Serbia, for example, who have neither regard for human life nor the people who are the engine of this exceptional country.

#WeThePeople elected Donald Trump and other Republican candidates to restore the vision of America as a place of life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness.

You may assist this effort by making a non tax-deductible contribution to www.DefendingTheRepublic.org. #KrakenOnSteroids"

Sidney Powell

 

[Revan]

Statement from Sidney Powell

Hilarious.

Where did Serbia bit come from though? Their president said that he would prefer Trump to win, and their congress speaker essentially begged Serbian Americans to vote Trump.

 

[krautrøck]

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More than 1000 what?

 

[WPMUFC]

More than 1000 what?

freedom pesos

 

[Amarsdd]

Hilarious.

Where did Serbia bit come from though? Their president said that he would prefer Trump to win, and their congress speaker essentially begged Serbian Americans to vote Trump.

It doesn't have to come from anywhere for them. They're basically a few days away from claiming that aliens from outer space interfered with the election to make Biden president as it would be impossible for them to invade earth if Trump was still president.

 

[langster]

Statement from Sidney Powell

So much to unpack there...

Let's just start with...

Software tool used to shift millions of votes from Trump and other Republican candidates to Biden and other Democratic candidates..

Yeah, so the software tool helped them re-elect Turtle and Graham and and also lose seats in the House?

How does anyone fall for this bullshit?

Krakenonsteroids? More like Krakenoncrack

 

[bleedred]

Just saw r/conservative. They're a little shaky, not all-in on this, some saying its unlikely, some saying they wouldn't stake their reputations on this, and some fully all-in and invesitgating it themselves. If Trump wanted to win in a totally extra-legal way, he would need to have that kraken lawyer assassinated and make it look like a Democrat hit job.

e - I read that stuff in the afternoon, just opened twitter and saw that she has been fired

I have always wandered around r/trump after election, they are absolute batshit crazy.

It was my first time visiting r/conservatives after seeing this post and I genuinely found it to be a lot more reasonable so far. And I can kind of see the sort of audience Lincoln project were targeting.

It does seem like there is currently a big split between the GOP and Trumpist cults. That's why GOP are very careful in being silent through this whole fiasco, because they are caught in between a rock and a hard place.

 

[golden_blunder]

It doesn't have to come from anywhere for them. They're basically a few days away from claiming that aliens from outer space interfered with the election to make Biden president as it would be impossible for them to invade earth if Trump was still president.

Well, he did create SPACE FORCE

 

[Adisa]

The Kraken part is hilarious.