Ole and the mystery Mohican footballer
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That's a joke right?
NQAT
Probably a signing for Cardiff or Molde.
Santos-era Neymar?
Vidal, Nainggolan
What if he was great other than that though?
Sack Ole, sign Vidal Sassoon
Seems like the most pathetic excuse for a criteria we could come up with
Lee Trundle.
Hes obviously joking but can't wait for people to use it to put the boot in
Getting Roy Keane and Savage “wasssup” vibes.
Horsechoker is that you?
Is there a more reliable source to this than that tweet? I can’t see it anywhere on the sky website.
Just newspaper talk. Hair today, gone tomorrow
You won’t be seeing it anywhere
Its in an interview from Sky Sports, you can find the video on their YouTube channel
Jonjo Shelvey
Where exactly do you think the joke is in that statement?
Most obvious troll ever.
Wow.....gives some insight into Ole. Totally ridiculous though and would’ve been better keeping it to himself.
So he actually said that.
So the way to tell that Ole is joking is when he's NOT smiling?
Not a good look. This seriously makes me question his intellectual integrity.
I really hope he's not picking players based on haircuts 
Hopefully that's a joke
Probably when he was at Molde.
The overreaction in this thread
It’s probably true, but it’s in relation to his time at Molde. He specifically says that in the video @VidaRed posted. I’m sure it’s a half joke anyway.
copium
Watch the entire thing with context from 5:53 and it becomes apparent that it’s not a joke. He starts off by telling a serious story about Fernandes and pivots seamlessly to the mohawk story.
The position the player in question played is important, though. Mohawks are for creative flair players and deranged lunatics exclusively*. I wouldn't touch a centre back with a mohawk with a ten foot pole, for example. Too risky. They'd be like a combination of Bailly and Jones, just worse. I'd have think long and hard about goalkeepers too. Sometimes you strike gold with a mental keeper, but they're generally very hit and miss.
*Beckham is the exception that proves the rule. In his case, he simply ran out of new hairstyles to try and was left with no other choice than to hawk up, and it was a terrible idea all around.
*Beckham is the exception that proves the rule. In his case, he simply ran out of new hairstyles to try and was left with no other choice than to hawk up, and it was a terrible idea all around.
What about dreadlocks?
Top scouting that.