Unveiling Ronaldo in a packed Old Trafford with SAF handing him the United Jersey

BarstoolProphet

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Can't we just unveil him at Molineux? I mean half of Portugal's expats will probably be there anyway.
 

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Please. The Varane welcoming was epic. A Ronaldo one with Sir Alex would be incredible.
 

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I'd rather he was playing in our next game at Old Trafford tbh given it's two weeks away.
 

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He’ll probably just walk out in the United jersey to play a game? That’d be what I’d rather see.
 

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He’ll probably just walk out in the United jersey to play a game? That’d be what I’d rather see.
Unveil him 15 min before kickoff then he can change and come back to play? I just want that unveiling moment after seeing the Varane one.
 

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The marketing men would definitely like that! :lol:
 

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What about if he just appears in the United squad against Wolves :nervous:
 

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we should get sir alex to dress as an expectant mum on her delivery bed. he is wheeled out to the centre circle, legs akimbo. the crowd is then treated to 5 minutes of anguished, scottish cries, “ye shitehouse, woody,” “oh bastard” etc. with a final glaswegian grunt a jam covered ronaldo emerges from beneath the sheets covering sir alex’s legs. a star is reborn.
 

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we should get sir alex to dress as an expectant mum on her delivery bed. he is wheeled out to the centre circle, legs akimbo. the crowd is then treated to 5 minutes of anguished, scottish cries, “ye shitehouse, woody,” “oh bastard” etc. with a final glaswegian grunt a jam covered ronaldo emerges from beneath the sheets covering sir alex’s legs. a star is reborn.
:lol:
 

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we should get sir alex to dress as an expectant mum on her delivery bed. he is wheeled out to the centre circle, legs akimbo. the crowd is then treated to 5 minutes of anguished, scottish cries, “ye shitehouse, woody,” “oh bastard” etc. with a final glaswegian grunt a jam covered ronaldo emerges from beneath the sheets covering sir alex’s legs. a star is reborn.
Ronaldo will be out naked?
 

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we should get sir alex to dress as an expectant mum on her delivery bed. he is wheeled out to the centre circle, legs akimbo. the crowd is then treated to 5 minutes of anguished, scottish cries, “ye shitehouse, woody,” “oh bastard” etc. with a final glaswegian grunt a jam covered ronaldo emerges from beneath the sheets covering sir alex’s legs. a star is reborn.
why can’t I unsee this now!!!???
 

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Ronaldo will be out naked?
yes. then we get to watch him put the kit back on again for the first time. his name and number somehow appearing out of thin air.
 

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we should get sir alex to dress as an expectant mum on her delivery bed. he is wheeled out to the centre circle, legs akimbo. the crowd is then treated to 5 minutes of anguished, scottish cries, “ye shitehouse, woody,” “oh bastard” etc. with a final glaswegian grunt a jam covered ronaldo emerges from beneath the sheets covering sir alex’s legs. a star is reborn.
Did you work for WWE around 2000?
 

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yes. then we get to watch him put the kit back on again for the first time. his name and number somehow appearing out of thin air.
I like this. So futuristic and artistic. Fantastic ending, with polemic beginning!
 

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we should get sir alex to dress as an expectant mum on her delivery bed. he is wheeled out to the centre circle, legs akimbo. the crowd is then treated to 5 minutes of anguished, scottish cries, “ye shitehouse, woody,” “oh bastard” etc. with a final glaswegian grunt a jam covered ronaldo emerges from beneath the sheets covering sir alex’s legs. a star is reborn.
Ffs :lol: :lol: :lol: