Some people say this is the humour of an inbred halfwit who thinks Mrs Browns Girls is funny and who has had a lobotomy.
Not me, even after the multi billionth time, still hilarious. Right up there with Pryor and Carlin.
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In the latest episode of the United Hour Podcast, Nik (@Rood) was joined by comedian Ali Woods to look back at the best and worst moments of a rollercoaster season with the annual United Hour Awards.
Has Ten Hag been sacked yet? We're not sure and we hope not, but it's looking more likely as the days pass.
Who should replace him and why is it taking so long to make a decision?
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Not me, even after the multi billionth time, still hilarious. Right up there with Pryor and Carlin.
That's the spirit. Welcome son.
Can’t people get its & it’s right?
Thanks for sharing. The rest was irrelevant as we haven't signed those players.
I know right, its easy
He wants to elevate Manchester United to it is old glory. Don't worry I had a text the other day that confused their and there.
Worst bit is they were native speakers
Surely he spoke to Varane and Ronaldo. Either they mostly told good stuff about us or he didn’t listen to them. Both scenarios are fine with me
De Jong ————-Bruno (or Erickson)
__________Casemiro
__________Casemiro
Whatever his motivation. The replacement of McFred + bruno with Casemiero, Fred and eriksen is an almost 180 degree shift in the nature of midfield. Once settled, it'll improve its by leaps and bound and we won't panic when the ball is at our feet.
The defense and forward line will automatically improve as the defenders feel more confident in not losing the ball and the forward gets more reliable supply and patterns of play.
Happy to wait another year for FDJ transfer. That is if he's agreeable
The defense and forward line will automatically improve as the defenders feel more confident in not losing the ball and the forward gets more reliable supply and patterns of play.
Happy to wait another year for FDJ transfer. That is if he's agreeable
Unbelievable signing but will be no good him winning the ball and not having someone with the technical quality to do anything with it
Not a massive fan of this move for a number of reasons. He’s an upgrade but his lack of pace is worrying.
Stats are ok but the main problem is he’s always had a player to pass to, world class in most games.
Unless we surround him with similar players I fear for this. Anyway, let’s hope he’s the start of something better but I lm not holding out much hope.
Stats are ok but the main problem is he’s always had a player to pass to, world class in most games.
Unless we surround him with similar players I fear for this. Anyway, let’s hope he’s the start of something better but I lm not holding out much hope.
Your right, their all illiterates. Should of gone to school a few more years.
You seem to be missing my point or deliberately ignoring it but either way time to move on.
Could he play Monday?
Well, we got some talented player before.
Martial (20 years old to join us) - We are still waiting to see his full potential, we bought him when he was not well known
Sancho (21 years old to join us) - We are still waiting and hoping to see his full potential (His stat was fearful than Nkunku in Bundesliga)
Pogba (22/23 years old to rejoin us) - We are still waiting his Juventus and French performance after his left
Jones (19 years old to join us) - We are still waiting his potential of doing paper work
But you never know how far they can develop to..Also, young star always inconsistent than developed players. (Any exception? of cause) This season, we have no chance to try and error to this season after two shite matches.
Then all of your mentioned players are joining the teams who easily got into CL football in past few years. They have a high fault tolerance to try some prospected players and wait the players adjusting in few months or a few years because they have a well-built starting lineup without prospected player). But we need pull the plug players to get the result immediately to avoid we got relegation/back to CL football and we haven't a well run starting lineup yet.
Moreover, we got two 22-24 years old player under ETH in this transfer window already (Malacia & Martinez)
What do our fans think he we solve? He will protect our back 4 well as long we don't keep playing Fernandes in the team acting like more like a second striker than a midfielder and leaving us over exposed in midfield and casemiro is not the type of midfielder that will control/orchestrate that tempo of a match and that is my concern that we still don't have that de Jong, carrick, Rodri, jorginho type to do that
Agreed. Time to move on.
Although he's old and on the decline plus on massive wages, he'd still enable us to unlock the true potential of McTominay so overall a decent transfer.
Don’t think he’d be registered in time.
Is this McTominay posting about himself by any chance
Casemiro is very technical. Have you watched him?
Some of the bizarre descriptions I've seen of Casemiro make him out to be more like Vinny Jones than a properly technical footballer. He's not some bruiser who can only tackle.
Yup. He can also elbow, trip and bite opponents. He is more complete than people give him credit for.
Never in a million years did I expect us to sign Varane and Casemiro from Madrid. These types of transfers simply never happened before. Granted, they aren't spring chickens but they still were big players for Madrid.
We are hearing said players are leaving because they want 'new challenges' but I do think it's a combination of factors including money/contracts, a new challenge and playing for the biggest club in England, which alongside Madrid, looks incredible on your CV.
There is still a hell of a lot of appeal in playing for Manchester united. Let's get it right.
We are hearing said players are leaving because they want 'new challenges' but I do think it's a combination of factors including money/contracts, a new challenge and playing for the biggest club in England, which alongside Madrid, looks incredible on your CV.
There is still a hell of a lot of appeal in playing for Manchester united. Let's get it right.
Yes, but what's the excuse for the other 3 stands? Or the training ground? It's not going to come out the glazers pocket that's why there is talk of other investors, selling off TV rights, another loan and again the lack of internal and back office investment, leaks through to our first team.
Also this is not the owner's money, our budget is our own revenues. Which they have taken over 1 billion from since they came in.
Sorry. Accidental.
Banter aside, at the end of the day it's still Man United.Surely he spoke to Varane and Ronaldo. Either they mostly told good stuff about us or he didn’t listen to them. Both scenarios are fine with me
If we were somehow get Fdj now this would be an incredibly window.
He's a great player top class but he can't solve all our problem on his own.
Can cas / Bruno / Erickson - Fred work?
I'm not sure
He's a great player top class but he can't solve all our problem on his own.
Can cas / Bruno / Erickson - Fred work?
I'm not sure
Casemiro/Fred works very well for Brazil. Don't see why it wouldn't work adding a playmaker in Eriksen
Dave (etc.) meltdown, reds in relegation place. United fanbase; ‘grr!!’ Glazer PR machine: ‘shares for sale’… ‘Casemiro’. United fanbase: ‘purr’; rolls on back, makes human-like noises…
Hi I'm Casemiro, how's it hangling?
Would be very annoying if he's the only CM we sign as we'll still have nobody to progress the ball up the pitch effectively. We still need a De Jong type player.
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Much better chance at making Eriksen work in the midfield 3 with Casemiro in there. Martinez to bring it out from the left side, Eriksen from the right side, Fred as a box to box guy next to casemiro holding. Its pretty good IMO. Or just both Eriksen and Bruno next to Casemiro might be doable, but less likely imo.
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Getting Yaya Toure vibes.
Eriksen's going to be that guy.
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