Frank Lampard | Burnley?

[V.O.]

What on earth made you think that? This was so predictable.

Figured his complete lack of tactical nous would matter less at Chelsea, and like a few otherwise naff caretaker managers before him, he could nick a couple of results by being a half decent man manager, mollifying a few egos, and letting them play with a bit more freedom.

But nah, he's just actually that cack.

 

[Adisa]

You have to look at the players now. This is disgraceful.

 

[cyberman]

You have to look at the players now. This is disgraceful.

Who says they’re better than they’re showing? Their price tags?

 

[led_scholes]

By the end of the year, he will have at his CV that he saved both Everton and Chelsea from relegation.

 

[kopviolator]

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Who the feck did he win.
That team seriously need the stick

 

[rimaldo]

By the end of the year, he will have at his CV that he saved both Everton and Chelsea from relegation.

“look how i saved this drowning boy by taking my foot off his head.”

 

[clarkydaz]

Surely he can't go back to punditry

 

[Tom Van Persie]

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Yikes.

 

[Fabio Rochemback]

Who says they’re better than they’re showing? Their price tags?

Yeah I've said this before, most of their players are pretty substandard.

 

[WeePat]

Is it me or have Chelsea been mid table for like forever. They never seem to move up nor down despite so many losses.

We’ve been in 10th/11th pretty much since WC.

 

[WeePat]

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[Lecland07]

100% loss record is fantastic.

 

[sidsutton]

Is it me or have Chelsea been mid table for like forever. They never seem to move up nor down despite so many losses.

It would be odd if they moved up with so many losses.

But Frank knows the club, knows the heritage. All those years in the second tier weren’t lost on him.

 

[Chairman Steve]

I am genuinely interested to check out a Chelsea forum to see if there are some fans defending Lampard purely because he’s an esteemed player for them and turn a blind eye to previous managerial record, akin to fans on here who defended Solskjaer and his inadequacies like their lives depended on it.

 

[KikiDaKats]

People understand now why Roman was hands on. Who ever thought Lampard was a great idea should be fired. The new owners need to learn fast that most club people can’t be trusted and their opinion means f-all, apart from leaks and using others a shield they know zilch.
It’s busted already, club legends don’t make good managers because your decisions and that of stakeholders are based on emotions. To be a top manager all decisions should be rational and ruthless in order to achieve excellence. When you get to the top by being favoured, how will you ever understand any other way of getting there and that is what makes top managers. They know all the ways that leads to the top. Frank does not and has always been the favoured child, this we are still seeing in the jobs he is landing.

 

[Rightnr]

What's the opposite of caretaker? Abuser? John Terry?

 

[cyberman]

People understand now why Roman was hands on. Who ever thought Lampard was a great idea should be fired. The new owners need to learn fast that most club people can’t be trusted and their opinion means f-all, apart from leaks and using others a shield they know zilch.
It’s busted already, club legends don’t make good managers because your decisions and that of stakeholders are based on emotions. To be a top manager all decisions should be rational and ruthless in order to achieve excellence. When you get to the top by being favoured, how will you ever understand any other way of getting there and that is what makes top managers. They know all the ways that leads to the top. Frank does not and has always been the favoured child, this we are still seeing in the jobs he is landing.

Roman hired Lampard as well!

 

[Gazza]

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What's Ashley Cole about to do with that walkie-talkie?

 

[BorisManUtd]

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That's something like Frank de Boer's record at Palace before he got sacked. Mourinho mocked him because of it after de Boer criticized Jose during his United tenure.

 

[Pronewbie]

Such an absurd idea to sack Potter for this. What's even the point.

 

[Skills]

This is doing wonders for Potters reputation

 

[horsechoker]

What's Ashley Cole about to do with that walkie-talkie?

 

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[RuudTom83]

Keeping his 100% record going...impressive.

Obviously not as bad as Ole, he was a laughing stock apparently...Frank is doing far better!

 

[OrcaFat]

It just doesn't make any sense how he is doing so bad...doesn't he have a IQ of like 180?

He once took a test and got 150+ (so the story goes). He never did it again. Most of the questions are multiple choice so in a single test it’s perfectly possible to score much higher than your “true” score. Which is probably what happened but the more pertinent point is the tests only measure how good you are at doing the tests, not how “clever” you are. Loads people are good at tests but do dumb shit all over the place.

 

[RedPed]

Pathetic press conference! The guy isn't even legit qualified.

 

[Walters_19_MuFc]

Fraud!

 

[Wing Attack Plan R]

Super Frank. Chelsea should raffle off the caretaker job and at least make an interesting story out of it.

 

[AaronRedDevil]

Chelsea bout to get into a relegation battle next season

 

[AdamColeBebe]

You have to look at the players now. This is disgraceful.

Funny*

 

[Mike Smalling]

1 goal in 5 games How!?

 

[BerryBerryShrew]

Worst caretaker since Ian Huntley

Spoiler

 

[DavelinaJolie]

Christ, I've just seen their remaining fixtures. If they had four or five less points I'd put money on them to go down.

 

[WeePat]

1 goal in 5 games How!?

And that was a fluky deflected goal in a game we lost anyway

 

[Lay]

He'll keep them up, calm down guys

 

[Chief123]

Frank has lost 24 Premier league games since Feb last year. No manager has lost more.

 

[WeePat]

Christ, I've just seen their remaining fixtures. If they had four or five less points I'd put money on them to go down.

I’ve been jokingly saying our next win might come next season but seriously it might actually be next season at this rate.

 

[DavidDeSchmikes]

Frank has lost 24 Premier league games since Feb last year. No manager has lost more.

only manager to lose to Nathan Jones' Southampton

 

[Fitchett]

Don't forget his GCSE in Latin.

Yes, I've got a GCSE in Latin! Does that qualify me to manage a PL club?

 

[sebsheep]

And that was a fluky deflected goal in a game we lost anyway

Don't think you needed to add that bit tbh