Samid
He's no Bilal Ilyas Jhandir
Venue: Ullevaal Stadium, Oslo, Norway
Kick off time: 17:00 local, 16:00 UK
Channel: MUTV
Kick off time: 17:00 local, 16:00 UK
Channel: MUTV
He's going to do a WWE style run-in.De Gea on the poster
He's going to do a WWE style run-in.
How badly did Varane feck this up that his five second clip has two different cuts and how is it still better than Maguire and Wan-Bissaka managed?The club's social media promotion is always out of touch with reality. This is one of the worst things I've ever seen:
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Imagine how many takes it took Dumb and Dumber to read that correctlyThe club's social media promotion is always out of touch with reality. This is one of the worst things I've ever seen:
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Well that’s defo not happening.---------------------------------Heaton
Wan-Bissaka------Varane----Martinez------Shaw
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-------------Mount---------------------------Bruno
Antony---------------------Rashford--------------------Garnacho
Just thinking the exact same thing. That and exactly how bad was the footage that didn’t make the final edit?!?How badly did Varane feck this up that his five second clip has two different cuts and how is it still better than Maguire and Wan-Bissaka managed?
I thought that he looked like some sort of hostage being forced to read out the fixture against his will. AWB wasn't much better mind.Maguire sounds and looks like he just walked out of a lobotomy
Harry always looks like a deepfake.Harry looks like a deepfake in that video.
How do they manage to keep their jobs? Influencers are a dime a dozen, any rando soccer influencer would do a better job running the thing.The club's social media promotion is always out of touch with reality. This is one of the worst things I've ever seen:
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Man United - Brighton is September 16thShould be okay against this lowly Championship team
When do we start playing real teams?
Easy match. We just need someone to throw one of their chips into the corner of the pitch and all your players will swarm over to itMan United - Brighton is September 16th
Better make sure it's not Luke Shaw's corner or it'll be gone before we even see itEasy match. We just need someone to throw one of their chips into the corner of the pitch and all your players will swarm over to it
And then hopefully while they’re all distracted by the chip we can smuggle Manchester United fan Evan Ferguson into our luggage
That’s the mistake we made last time, yesBetter make sure it's not Luke Shaw's corner or it'll be gone before we even see it
I know we've played Bruno out of position many times before but putting him in as full back may be pushing it.Heaton
Wan-Bissaka, Varane, Martinez, Fernandez
Mainoo
Mount, Fred
Amad, Sancho, Shoretire
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