[Anustart89]

No surprise this result is with ETH nowhere near the team
keep him in the stands.

It’s clearly his aura on the touchline that prevents goals like Garnacho’s every week

 

[Dargonk]

Well it wasn't a good performance, and we were lucky Everton couldn't shoot in the first half. But good to get 3 goals. Really liked the look of Mainoo, and a cracking goal from Garnacho.

 

[Superunknown]

Well done, lads. Suck it, Everton.

 

[edgecutter]

Those issues will be evident next weekend once we again come up against a competent team

Yep, hopefully Mainoo becomes a main stay in our midfield, because without him today we would have lost that game.

 

[Withnail]

Two goals is not "nothing".

He didn't score two goals.

He made the correct and easy decision to lay the ball off to Dalot who crossed for the goal. He did that once or twice out of many, many bad decisions.

Also there's something called hyperbole. The poster could have said 99% of Rashford's decisions from open play were bad but took the shortcut.

 

[A-man]

Our “play out from the back” tactic: Maguire, Lindelof, Maguire, Dalot, Onana -> heave and lose the ball immediately.

You mean like Lindelof heaved it did for our first goal?

 

[RedUnited86]

Poor performance, cracks well and truly papered over

 

[Stack]

Couple of good moments. An absolute fecking wonder goal from Garnacho, fantastic performance from Mainoo. But mostly shite. Everton just can’t score. We’ve stopped a few on the line.

Its kind of wild given how awful we have played at times that we are still just 6 points off the top. Im a Garnacho and Mainoo fan so good news for me

 

[antsmithmk]

Now above Newcastle in the table. 6 points off the top yet playing terrible.

 

[Utd heap]

Poor performance, cracks well and truly papered over

Idiot. 3-0 at Everton is a good result for any team in any season.

 

[Fr. Todd Unctious]

Mad to think we're only 2pts behind Spurs now

 

[sparx99]

Strange game, as again we have relinquished control of the game, the middle has been dominated by Everton, yet we have been ruthless going forward and have done so quickly.

Transition team?

 

[Stack]

It ended up being pretty comfortable but a meh performance. First half we were fortunate to be leading and in the second half Everton were shite. Shaw and Mainoo starting were positives but our performances still need huge improvements.

The season starts now! hahaha

 

[always_hoping]

nah, it was an horrendous first half - that doesn't translate into Everton being good though. We were dogshite however

No nah about it. I gave you the factual info.

 

[Ekeke]

Carried by teenagers

 

[bosnian_red]

It ended up being pretty comfortable but a meh performance. First half we were fortunate to be leading and in the second half Everton were shite. Shaw and Mainoo starting were positives but our performances still need huge improvements.

The 2nd half performance was excellent, without a doubt. 1st was okay for 15 minutes but mostly shit. But we controlled the 2nd half and deserved a couple goals.

 

[Fr. Todd Unctious]

Idiot. 3-0 at Everton is a good result for any team in any season.

Goodison has been a bogey place at times for us as well. Had very little confidence going into the game on the back of how we've been

 

[Member 58925]

But but he’s the only one that can create chances!

Load of shite I’m so tired of hearing it

He got back into the game a little more in the second half and it made a difference. This is the very last player that should be going missing but he showed up better in the second half at least

 

[BeforeKeanetherewasRobson]

I mean did you see the goal? Rare case of fair IMO.

I did. If he’d done other stuff, I’d say fine but it’s man of the MATCH, not moment?

It was more about how much verbal rubbish Neville talks (hes perfect for SKY) and in a weird way, I don’t want Mainoo getting attention (though that won’t last)… I like how unassuming he is and hope it stays like that. Star.

Nice to have more than one contender for MOTM?

 

[Dansk]

I mean did you see the goal? Rare case of fair IMO.

I don't think MOTM should be awarded based on a single kick of the ball, especially when Mainoo had a fantastic game while Garnacho was not particularly good aside from the goal.

 

[Murder on Zidanes Floor]

Hannibal. Who is the other?

Oh,

 

[Murder on Zidanes Floor]

Hannibal and who else?

Whoops

 

[Borninthe80ts]

We’ve got a few midfielders down the age groups… Shea Lacey only 16 but looks a real prospect.

Shame we bought so many bloody midfielders (instead of other positions.. like Kim Min Jae) and hope doesn’t halt their progress

Yeah it’s definitely an area of strength right down to the under 16s. Good variety too. Lacey does look special at the min though.

I actually think the age profile of the team could see a few come through for me. With Casimero and Eriksen being over 30 and a few players squad rather than starters there’s potentially places up for grabs.

 

[RedDevilRoshi]

Our best result of the season.

Mainoo - what a terrific player he is.

 

[Roane]

Feel for Mainoo, who was magnificent

But that goal deserves MOTM

 

[TsuWave]

No nah about it. I gave you the factual info.

Nah, you gave me random numbers I never asked you for. It was a horrendous first half

 

[erikcred]

Now above Newcastle in the table. 6 points off the top yet playing terrible.

This means we are not actually playing terrible. For some reason people think only playing like City can be considered playing well.

The amount of moaning on the caf sometimes makes it seem like we're relegation candidates or something.

Our performances have been barely worse than Arsenal's. Just because a few decisions went their way and they got some luck in the last minutes of some games, they are top.

I mean, the difference between us and Arsenal is just flipping the result of the Garnacho offside. That's it.

 

[always_hoping]

Nah, you gave me random numbers I never asked you for. It was a horrendous first half

They weren't random they were factual numbers on the fact it was poor last 15 mins to the half. First 20 minutes was not horrendous.

 

[No Idea For Nickname]

Should have been Rashford off instead of Garnacho.

Understand Kobbie coming off though.

Garnacho off instead of Rashford is ridiculous

Garnacho off before Rashford is insane

I don't agree with him taking Garnacho off though, it should be Rashy

Ten Hag has his favourites and it's fast becoming a joke

Garnacho off before Rashford

Clear favourites

Galatasaray Wednesday anyone? Do you really have to bitch and moan about everything?

 

[TsuWave]

They weren't random they were factual numbers on the fact it was poor last 15 mins to the half. First 20 minutes was not horrendous.

Nah. "Factual" and "random" aren't mutually exclusive in this context. Just like those numbers being true and United still being dogshit in the first half - statement understood to be made as an overall assessment of the half - as I asserted. Is this a reading comprehension issue?

 

[ColvaleGoa]

Poor performance, cracks well and truly papered over

I really don't understand this. This is always been a tough fixture.

 

[always_hoping]

Nah. "Factual" and "random" aren't mutually exclusive in this context. Just like those numbers being true and United still being dogshit in the first half - statement understood to be made as an overall assessment of the half - as I asserted. Is this a reading comprehension issue?

Was nothing random about it. Overall includes the opening 20 mins. Now knock yourself out kid If you don't want to deal with the factual info.

I really don't understand this. This is always been a tough fixture.

Better to understand once one know this place is full of moaners.

 

[Wing Attack Plan R]

He didn't score two goals.

He made the correct and easy decision to lay the ball off to Dalot who crossed for the goal. He did that once or twice out of many, many bad decisions.

Also there's something called hyperbole. The poster could have said 99% of Rashford's decisions from open play were bad but took the shortcut.

You seem like a really fun, charming individual; it's a shame we can't hang out in real life.

 

[Red Rash]

Galatasaray Wednesday anyone? Do you really have to bitch and moan about everything?

Yeah honestly I didn't remember we played Wednesday and Rashford is out at the time of my post. With that in mind it made more sense.

 

[TsuWave]

Was nothing random about it. Overall includes the opening 20 mins. Now knock yourself out kid If you don't want to deal with the factual info.

Nah. It is random because 1. my assessment wasn't predicated nor made based on them, nor did I give any indication of such - you selected them arbitrarily, thus random. 2. I didn't ask you for them.

Calling me "kid" won't change the fact you thought factual and random are mutually exclusive nor will it change that it was an horrendous first half.

 

[Lemon Moon]

Told ya!

 

[Withnail]

You seem like a really fun, charming individual; it's a shame we can't hang out in real life.

You were the one being pedantic and now you're being petty. Quite pathetic really

I am fun and charming btw

 

[Wing Attack Plan R]

You were the one being pedantic and now you're being petty. Quite pathetic really

I am fun and charming btw

I'm sure your mom is very proud of you.

 

[dogwithabone]

Mad to think we're only 2pts behind Spurs now

I think Spurs next two are City and Newcastle, I’d expect us to be two or three points clear of them by Christmas. As ridiculous as it sounds we’ve put ourselves right in the mix for top four and is a tilt at the title really out of the question ? We looked miles off City when they beat us but this is a results business and we are churning out the wins.

 

[always_hoping]

Nah. It is random because 1. my assessment wasn't predicated nor made based on them, nor did I give any indication of such - you selected them arbitrarily, thus random. 2. I didn't ask you for them.

Calling me "kid" won't change the fact you thought factual and random are mutually exclusive nor will it change that it was an horrendous first half.

That's confirmation you aren't going to accept factual information. Discussion with me over regardless if you are a kid or old fella that was asleep for the opening 20 mins of todays game.