Everton 0:3 Manchester United

BeforeKeanetherewasRobson · Nov 26, 2023

“Mainoos been the best player on the pitch… but I’m giving MOTM to Garnacho”.

Such a kernob

Dansk · Nov 26, 2023

Stack said:
I cant watch the game, how have we been?

Utterly horrendous in the first half. Bit better in the second, but still more terrible performances than good.

Mainoo, Shaw, Maguire and Onana might be the only ones who can be said to have done well today. Garnacho with a once-in-a-lifetime wondergoal, but nothing special aside from that.

edgecutter · Nov 26, 2023

Judas said:
give it and rest and enjoy an easy win for once, this is meant to be fun.

I am enjoying the win, but burying your head in the sand and not seeing there are major issues out there is stupid.

lex talionis · Nov 26, 2023

Job done, but the score flatters us. Everton had a few sniffs, but couldn’t scratch the balls.

DJ_21 · Nov 26, 2023

least it isn’t a nervous ending

RedDevilRoshi · Nov 26, 2023

Murder on Zidane's Floor said:
Just realised we have two Tunisians in the team

Hannibal and who else?

DomesticTadpole · Nov 26, 2023

Massive Spanner said:
Mainoo, Onana, Maguire were all better but he scored one of the best goals I’ve ever seen so.. why not?

I know. Mainoo for his first game has been brilliant. However that goal is what will be remembered.

Name Changed · Nov 26, 2023

That's a ridiculous call by Neville. He said earlier on that Mainoo was far and away the best player. It isn't goal of the match award.

Stack · Nov 26, 2023

Dansk said:
Utterly horrendous in the first half. Bit better in the second, but still more terrible performances than good.

Im going to cling to the faint hope that winning these games whilst not being great means something

calodo2003 · Nov 26, 2023

PoTMS said:
He's Moroccan.

What an asshole I am. Just heard that on the telecast.

RedSky · Nov 26, 2023

Jazz said:
Having a calm end to a game just feels sooooo good!

Actually able to enjoy the game for once knowing that we can't feck it up. Been a decent 2nd half performance and a comfortable win.

Everton couldn't score today if they played till 10pm.

moodyred · Nov 26, 2023

Everton just can't score

Tom Van Persie · Nov 26, 2023

Mainoo was clearly the best player on the pitch.

mitchmouse · Nov 26, 2023

dyche is going to moan about the penalty after the game, isn't he?

Camy89 · Nov 26, 2023

Murder on Zidane's Floor said:
Just realised we have two Tunisians in the team

Twonisians

Except I don’t think we have two Tunisians…as much as I love this pun

Rojofiam · Nov 26, 2023

Can we keep a clean sheet please..

Champ · Nov 26, 2023

Strange game, as again we have relinquished control of the game, the middle has been dominated by Everton, yet we have been ruthless going forward and have done so quickly.

fallengt · Nov 26, 2023

haha they still do not score. Not to day, cheaters

saivet · Nov 26, 2023

Stack said:
I cant watch the game, how have we been?

It ended up being pretty comfortable but a meh performance. First half we were fortunate to be leading and in the second half Everton were shite. Shaw and Mainoo starting were positives but our performances still need huge improvements.

Mercurial · Nov 26, 2023

calodo2003 said:
Amrabat.

Moroccan

LDUred · Nov 26, 2023

Our goal has led a charmed life in this match.

BeforeKeanetherewasRobson · Nov 26, 2023

Onana been quietly good today

DomesticTadpole · Nov 26, 2023

Utd heap said:
Once you lot settle down moaning about everything the club does you'll realise what a good result this is.

3-0 in a game they went off Favs for with the bookies due to the context of the match and Utd injuries / form. 18 year old local lad is the MOTM.

Great day.

It is a difficult place to go, but under the circumstances it could have been really dicey.

Wing Attack Plan R · Nov 26, 2023

Utd heap said:
Once you lot settle down moaning about everything the club does you'll realise what a good result this is.

3-0 in a game they went off Favs for with the bookies due to the context of the match and Utd injuries / form. 18 year old local lad is the MOTM.

Great day.

It's that sunny Mancunian disposition. We wear black on the outside because black is how we feel on the inside...

Superunknown · Nov 26, 2023

Everton? More like NEVERton, am I right?

SalfordRed18 · Nov 26, 2023

BeforeKeanetherewasRobson said:
“Mainoos been the best player on the pitch… but I’m giving MOTM to Garnacho”.

Such a kernob

I mean did you see the goal? Rare case of fair IMO.

moodyred · Nov 26, 2023

They spent the entire half time talking about the goal by Garnacho. He deserves the MOTM

edgecutter · Nov 26, 2023

DomesticTadpole said:
It is a difficult place to go, but under the circumstances it could have been really dicey.

Sean Dicey???? I'll get my coat

Fr. Todd Unctious · Nov 26, 2023

3pts, 3 Goals and a clean sheet. I'll take that

Nick7 · Nov 26, 2023

Stack said:
So depending on ones mood that brilliant or shite

Couple of good moments. An absolute fecking wonder goal from Garnacho, fantastic performance from Mainoo. But mostly shite. Everton just can’t score. We’ve stopped a few on the line.

Massive Spanner · Nov 26, 2023

DomesticTadpole said:
It is a difficult place to go, but under the circumstances it could have been really dicey.

Don’t you mean… Dychey?

RedIan · Nov 26, 2023

5 wins from 6. Cant wait until we start playing.

lex talionis · Nov 26, 2023

Everton will feel disappointed that they couldn’t take control of this one.

RedorDead21 · Nov 26, 2023

edgecutter said:
I am enjoying the win, but burying your head in the sand and not seeing there are major issues out there is stupid.

Those issues will be evident next weekend once we again come up against a competent team

saivet · Nov 26, 2023

Judas said:
give it and rest and enjoy an easy win for once, this is meant to be fun.

I wouldn't call that a fun match. Comfortable 2nd half though.

Jazz · Nov 26, 2023

Well done team! Lovely 3 goals and 3 points.

Von Mistelroum · Nov 26, 2023

Mainoo looks like our best midfielder which is so strange considering the money we've spent!

Onana starting to look the part too dare I say?

Rashford absolutely awful as usual.

DomesticTadpole · Nov 26, 2023

edgecutter said:
Sean Dicey???? I'll get my coat

mu4c_20le · Nov 26, 2023

I cant believe we didnt do them a favour it was seemingly written in the stars

Jazz · Nov 26, 2023

Martial can't stop smiling :lol:

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