great thread
John Terry Photoshopped
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In the latest episode of the United Hour Podcast, Nik @Rood and Imran @Annihilate Now! start with the good news by celebrating Manchester United Women's emphatic FA Cup win over Spurs at Wembley and the future of manager Marc Skinner.
Then it's the bad news and the ever worsening form of our Men with losses to Arsenal and Palace.
Finally the main debate - ETH Out now or keep him until the end of the season - if not longer. Are you Team Nik or Team Imran?
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I've added Terry to my bees gif, so I guess that'll work in here as well now:
Absolutely brilliant. It's criminal you're not getting paid for this, Top.
I love that one Jason. Send it to Chelsea for their DVD cover.
Looks like terry is trying to give himself a consolation bj
That Vodka pic is my new desktop backgound, cheers Aporkalyspe.
Well done Jason.
This Thread. All your work has been fantastic.
I'm dead chuffed with how this turned out!
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oh my god that is so feckin good, that is definitly my new desktop image, you rock!!
Love it. A good sniff of your own farts will cheer you up JT.Jesus Christ, it was Uncle Malcolm that tripped Terry all along
I've got a good idea (I think). Anyone got the original?
http://www.dagbladet.no/sport/2008/05/23/536112.html
You're famous, lads
This thread is linked on the page, and they even quote Bury Red's (I think) brilliant "Viva John Terry" song 
PS.: It's in Norwegian, and I can't be arsed to translate.
You're famous, lads
This thread is linked on the page, and they even quote Bury Red's (I think) brilliant "Viva John Terry" song PS.: It's in Norwegian, and I can't be arsed to translate.
That's quality, mate! Desktop background it is
I'm dead chuffed with how this turned out!
1280x1024 Wallpaper
1680x1050 Wallpaper
Supersized 200dpi A4 (for printing)
http://i25.tinypic.com/2h5lekw.jpg
Please feel free to post them elsewhere if you want, just make sure you link to the Supersized one instead of directly posting the image.
I've added Terry to my bees gif, so I guess that'll work in here as well now:
Found this during my internet travels:
I've sent the link to this thread for everyone on my mailing list. around 350.
1. Im a bit tipsy.
2. I couldn't be assed to find good photo's.
3. The computer I'm on only has paint.
But still, it made me laugh:
2. I couldn't be assed to find good photo's.
3. The computer I'm on only has paint.
But still, it made me laugh:
The Jokes John Terry never will laugh of!http://www.dagbladet.no/sport/2008/05/23/536112.html
You're famous, lads
PS.: It's in Norwegian, and I can't be arsed to translate.
Slips into a sharks mouth and getting headbutted by Zidane.
It was Nicholas Anelca who missed the last penalty, but no one is talking about the frenchman after wednesday high dramatic Champions League final in Moscow.
In some years nobody will remember John Terry as a giant at Luzjniki Stadium for 120 minutes.
What people will remember, and what will stalk the chelsea defender the rest of his career, is the penalty witch he slipped into the post when he was about to become Chelsea's big hero.
Afterwards he cried and was consoled by both teammates and United-Players. But not everyone is sympathising with the devastated Chelsea captain..
He will not be any happier if he googles "John Terry jokes"!
Cos on the net it is a massive amount of jokes, photoshopped pictures and videomanupilations and everyone is Terry slipping in Moscow.
pictures ofTerry in bananashoes, Terry sliding into a sharks mounth and Terry Bottled in Moscow is all around the internett.
Chelseas karma his back after they made fun of John Arne Riise scoring the owngoal in the semifinals of the Champions League. Stamford Bridge was full of Chelsea shirts with the name Riise on the back.
Now it's Manchester United fans turn to mess with the Chelsea captain (refers to the red cafe with a link)
Already in the minuts after the game they wrote the song "Viva John Terry - could have won the cup, but he fecked it up", originally the song "Viva Ronaldo"
And even Duncan Edwards helpt the United players yesterday by coming down from heaven and placing a bananashell infront of the slippery Chelsea captain........
The rest is just about the english papers wanting ppl to send in their best jokes...
Viva Top, the Caf's artist.
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Terry's buffoonish slip up reminded me of much loved 50's Clown Norman Wisdom who built a career around falling over in a comedy manner.
Terry's buffoonish slip up reminded me of much loved 50's Clown Norman Wisdom who built a career around falling over in a comedy manner.
There's some works of genius in this thread!
great thread.Nice work Aporkalypse
I hope this runs and runs...
Top is a fecking genius
I've added Terry to my bees gif, so I guess that'll work in here as well now:
That is total class Top.
You're a credit to the Cafe.
samaritans are offering counselling to all chelsea fans tonight - call 0800 101010 - thats 08000 won nothing won nothing won nothing
John Terry used to be Mister Chelsea Now he's Mister Penalty
Frank Lampard and Joe Cole were allegedly spotted out in Red Square last night, having clearly had one or two drinks. They were reportedly singing: "We're forever blowing Doubles."
The Spirit Of 1968.1. Im a bit tipsy.
2. I couldn't be assed to find good photo's.
3. The computer I'm on only has paint.
But still, it made me laugh:
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