Anyone know what the lyrics are for the Torres song that some United fans were singing at Wembley on Sunday?
Torres Song
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Nik (@Rood) and Imran (@Annihilate Now!) discuss United's fantastic win away against Athletic Club in the semi-final of the Europa League.
They also pick out the positives of United's 4-3 loss away at Brentford, and Nik reviews a day out at Old Trafford watching Manchester United Women qualify for the Champions League.
I wasn't there but:
'Hes half a boy
He's half a girl
Torres Torres
He looks just like a transvestite
Torres Torres
He wears a frock
He loves the cock
He sells his arse on Albert Dock
Fernando Torres, Carraghers bit on the side
'Hes half a boy
He's half a girl
Torres Torres
He looks just like a transvestite
Torres Torres
He wears a frock
He loves the cock
He sells his arse on Albert Dock
Fernando Torres, Carraghers bit on the side
feck i hate that song.
Each to their own i geuss
Each to their own i geuss
feck i hate that song.
Each to their own i geuss
Yeah, its like how I hate the 'Viva JT' song.
A bit shit that. Wish i had never asked.
Thanks anyway though.
Thanks anyway though.
Guess. Sorry, I've just seen you say "geuss" about 1000 times and it's getting on my tits now.feck i hate that song.
Each to their own i geuss
Shit song btw
Torres on the Bench
Scousers smell the stench
Who to blame
You're so Lame
It's Rafa's Torres on the Bench
hehehe
*Just something off the top of my head.
Scousers smell the stench
Who to blame
You're so Lame
It's Rafa's Torres on the Bench
hehehe
*Just something off the top of my head.
I dont mind it too much 
He's trying to say that you need to learn how to spell.
But he's beating around the bush.
It's guess not geuss!
It's guus, not gus.
i guess i couldn't really give a feck mate.
Classless song
I agree, transvestites should be demeaned in such a manner.
Torres on the Bench
Scousers smell the stench
Who to blame
You're so Lame
It's Rafa's Torres on the Bench
hehehe
*Just something off the top of my head.
is that to the tune of Farmer in the Dell, bob?
stamp this shitty song out!
Right seen as i may have people agreeing with me on this one, i'm going to outline why i don't like it
Everton made it up.
We have enugh songs about Liverpool, why sing about their striker?
It seems to demonstrate that our support our jealous of him in some way or another?
Singing it in the stadium...
How does this spur us on?
Everton made it up.
We have enugh songs about Liverpool, why sing about their striker?
It seems to demonstrate that our support our jealous of him in some way or another?
Singing it in the stadium...
How does this spur us on?
Right seen as i may have people agreeing with me on this one, i'm going to outline why i don't like it
Everton made it up.
We have enugh songs about Liverpool, why sing about their striker?
It seems to demonstrate that our support our jealous of him in some way or another?
Singing it in the stadium...
How does this spur us on?
It makes noise.
Some songs are there just for the piss taking. 'Feed the Scousers', the Gerrard Song etc...
But we sing about them all the time, in fact whenever there's any noise inside OT its usually when we're singing about the scousers.
It's fecking embarrassing.
Viva Ronaldo > Viva John Terry
John O'Shea Song > Torres Song
John O'Shea Song > Torres Song
Right seen as i may have people agreeing with me on this one, i'm going to outline why i don't like it
Everton made it up.
We have enugh songs about Liverpool, why sing about their striker?
It seems to demonstrate that our support our jealous of him in some way or another?
Singing it in the stadium...
How does this spur us on?
Personally i dont have anything against Torres. We stuck around at his hometown club for years when he could have moved on - you have to respect that. He doesn’t come across as being arrogant or flash either.
He doesn’t seem to be a cock like Drogba, Gerrard, Terry etc.
Anyway, it wont catch on.
Singing Torres songs at your own cup final?
C'mon.
C'mon.
There was a fella in the queue for the toilet at half time singing a certain verse of Liverpool Slums
I've no problem with singing songs directed at other players or teams when you're playing against them but not when it has no relevance.
Save the Torres songs for when we come to Old Trafford. I'm sure the Gary Neville one will be sung (although I don't like it).
Save the Torres songs for when we come to Old Trafford. I'm sure the Gary Neville one will be sung (although I don't like it).
Mine has relevance;
Torres is usually on the bench
True or as they say at Aintfield, Fact
Your side pretty much stinks
Isn't that the excuse that Rafa used for your squad giving up points so often?
Fact, yet again.
I haven't particularly got a problem with it.
Got a proper airing last night.
Got a proper airing last night.
Factor in Viva Forever somewhere duckie.
Yeah it has, fortunately not by many though.
The Hargreaves and Torres songs need to be stamped out ASAP
At least Hargreaves plays for United. The Torres song is embarrassingly shit, we already have a better one for a United player to the same tune.
It was sang at wembley
Pre match
During match
Post match.
Plus, sang at OT in K Stand on numerous occations
Pre match
During match
Post match.
Plus, sang at OT in K Stand on numerous occations
Fixed
I get bored by the John Terry song, but at least it's ours!
It was ringing round the loo during the end of 90 minute rush. I think the irony was lost on most of those singing it.