Milenko Asimovic
Players with rude-sounding names
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In the latest episode of the United Hour Podcast, Nik @Rood and Imran @Annihilate Now! start with the good news by celebrating Manchester United Women's emphatic FA Cup win over Spurs at Wembley and the future of manager Marc Skinner.
Then it's the bad news and the ever worsening form of our Men with losses to Arsenal and Palace.
Finally the main debate - ETH Out now or keep him until the end of the season - if not longer. Are you Team Nik or Team Imran?
They're gonna win Fukal, cos City are a MASSIVE club!
Also surprised that there is no love for Julian Dicks, Neil Cox or Philip Cocu as yet...
Kaka.
Julian Dicks was mentioned.
Julian Dicks was mentioned.
Dean Windass
Dimitar Ivankov
Dean Windass
EDIT: Kouroux beat me to it
EDIT: Kouroux beat me to it
I'm fairly sure there is a German coach/scout (i think for leverkusen) that's called Ralph Minge.
EDIT: Here he is
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ralf_Minge
EDIT: Here he is
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ralf_Minge
Wes Brown
Kaka
Kaka
I'm fairly sure there is a German coach/scout (i think for leverkusen) that's called Ralph Minge.
EDIT: Here he is
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ralf_Minge
reminds me of the pic with Neville near the corner flag and the banner with "Minge" in the background.
I always remember the commentary from Barry Davies, BBC when England were playing Germany in the Euro 96 SF, and Stephan Kuntz got their equalizer......
"And Germany have scored.............Kuntz"
I beg your pardon Barry !!!!
Ablade Kumah of Ghana
(Kumah in some African languages means a woman's private part)
(Kumah in some African languages means a woman's private part)
Arsene Wenger
Wolfgang Bumming
Diuoff...the one that spits...not ours of course
Elano
Kaka
Kaka
Ufarte of Spain
Sven Goran Erection
Wankov
Kuntz
Ian 'cnut' Wright
Kuntz
Ian 'cnut' Wright
Hadji sounds like it might mean something dirty in some language
Mame though gives Mame Biram Diouf a slight feeling of incest
Ars Bandeet
former algerian player
former algerian player
Messi Kaka
Hartlepool circa 1992: Keith Nobbs, John Tinkler, Brian Cox in one team
Hartlepool circa 1992: Keith Nobbs, John Tinkler, Brian Cox in one team
Kerry Dixon was in the same team
A programme from the 1950s was once shown on Fantasy Football, it was West Brom I think and the half-back line was "Brown Arce Hole". It appeared to be the genuine article.
Another name from our recent past, unless someone already called it is Dong Fengzhou.
Another name from our recent past, unless someone already called it is Dong Fengzhou.
Not football, but there was a basketball player named Gregor fecka. Could never come to the States to play because of his name.
Nicky Butt
Bastian Schweinsteiger. Didn't I read somewhere it means "pig mounter"?
That was Belarus and that player (whole team mind) was a dirty fecking bastard.
Gai Assulin (Barca youngster)
"Pig climber" isn't it? Not quite the same.
Surprised no one's mentioned Zhirkov yet.
Google tells me that a bloke called Bastard used to play for West Ham and there's always Quim, the Portugese goalie.
Stan Valckx (pronounced Vollocks, I think) the ex-Dutch player.
Is that the same Bastard that played for England?
Diego Placenta
Tamasz Vagi
Remco van der Schaft
Willy Sagnol
Tamasz Vagi
Remco van der Schaft
Willy Sagnol
Jamal Gay
Not footballers but rude names.
Welcome Bender
Randy Bumgardner
Dong Suk Yuk
http://www.b3ta.com/features/realnames/
Welcome Bender
Randy Bumgardner
Dong Suk Yuk
http://www.b3ta.com/features/realnames/
Isn't Kuyt some kind of Aussie slang for crumpet?
Er, dunno. I know he became a referee though.
If we're wandering from strictly footballers, I saw a German ski jumper on Eurosport today called Andreas Wank.