Players with rude-sounding names

[Plechazunga]

Ballack
Zhirkov
Arshavin
Kuntz
Quim
Dickov
Shittu

Any more?

 

[sincher]

Brian Pinas

 

[samabachan]

Craig fecking Bellamy.

 

[Flying Fox]

Rod Fanni

 

[HsJ]

Tevez sounds like cnut...

Maybe its the way I pronounce it.

 

[Boss]

Rod Fanni

 

[MikeUpNorth]

Butt.

 

[Wonder Pigeon]

Prica from Sunderland

 

[Flying Fox]

Joey Barton

 

[Cling Bak]

Seaman

 

[sincher]

Bulgaria had a player called Shitov at the euro under-21 tournament.

Other players involved included Pisano, Kokko, and Aho.

 

[samabachan]

Joey Barton

Oh I get it, like "Farton" where you get a hardon when you fart. It's a medical condition.

 

[pillory]

Beckenbauer means "pelvis pawn", which can't be anything but rude.

 

[Partizan]

Alan Ball

 

[utdalltheway]

maybe more offensive than rude: Rummenigge.

Spoiler

that old joke with John Barnes and all that.

 

[Abigail]

Uwe Fuchs ex boro

 

[RonaldoVII]

Julian Dicks

 

[utdalltheway]

gridiron: Dick Butkis.

rugby: Peter Winterbottom.

golf: Bernhard Langer.

 

[Flying Fox]

Oh I get it, like "Farton" where you get a hardon when you fart. It's a medical condition.

No

His name may not sound rude but by feck is he one rude cnut or what?

 

[Makki]

Can't believe this hasn't been done yet...

Spoiler

Ruud van Nistelrooy

 

[Makki]

Tim COCKSUCKERMOTHERfeckER Howard.

 

[Abigail]

Craig Pead - ex my locals Coventry.

 

[utdalltheway]

Can't believe this hasn't been done yet...

Spoiler

Ruud van Nistelrooy

true. or Ruud Gullit.

or Robin Van Rapist.

 

[Gio]

Argelico fecks

 

[RedDannio]

Robin Spam Pursey

 

[Flying Fox]

Fabian Assman

 

[SharkyMcShark]

Can't believe no one has said Arshavin yet.

 

[Laphroaig]

Aquilani

 

[Flying Fox]

Can't believe no one has said Arshavin yet.

Ballack
Zhirkov
Arshavin
Kuntz
Quim
Dickov
Shittu

Any more?

Million Butshire (Perth Glory youth, no?)

 

[SharkyMcShark]

Ha ha ha

And I didn't fecking see that, tired as I am.

 

[Richter]

Dennis Wise

 

[rednev]

Surprised nobody has mentioned Chiqui Arce (pronounced Cheeky Arse).

 

[ralphie88]

The mid-1980s Chelsea midfield pairing of Spackman and Bumstead used to amuse me as a child (and still does, if I'm completely honest).

But you can't do much better than Bayern Munich's Manfred Bender.

 

[utdalltheway]

feck it is. it's Arse-A. anyway, still a good shout.

Buffon (that's a bit of a stretch)
Bent
Dixon

 

[samabachan]

The mid-1980s Chelsea midfield pairing of Spackman and Bumstead used to amuse me as a child (and still does, if I'm completely honest).

But you can't do much better than Bayern Munich's Manfred Bender.

You win.

 

[R.N7]

Rafael Scheidt

 

[gaffs]

Milan Fukal, who City were interested in - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Milan_Fukal

Segar Bastard - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Segar_Bastard

Chiqui Arce - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chiqui_Arce

David Goodwillie of Dundee United - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Goodwillie

Johan de Kock - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Johan_de_Kock

 

[kouroux]

Milan Fukal, who City were interested in - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Milan_Fukal

Segar Bastard - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Segar_Bastard

Chiqui Arce - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chiqui_Arce

David Goodwillie of Dundee United - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Goodwillie

Johan de Kock - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Johan_de_Kock

 

[misterredmist]

I always remember the commentary from Barry Davies, BBC when England were playing Germany in the Euro 96 SF, and Stephan Kuntz got their equalizer......

"And Germany have scored.............Kuntz"

I beg your pardon Barry !!!!

 

[Plechazunga]

"Johan de Kock"

The mid-1980s Chelsea midfield pairing of Spackman and Bumstead used to amuse me as a child (and still does, if I'm completely honest).

But you can't do much better than Bayern Munich's Manfred Bender.