Crystal Palace 1:0 Manchester United

pratyush_utd · May 22, 2022

Long Time Red said:
Really not a fan of Hannibal.

He clearly has some talent but he's a complete moron.

He will cost us points if he gets any first team minutes next season.

Needs a loan and hopefully matures.

Match day thread hot takes are great

choccy77 · May 22, 2022

Bruno should be fired for that

Jazz · May 22, 2022

Garethw said:
That new contract for Bruno is looking more stupid with every passing game.

Kind of stupid of us to do.

We sure do love wasting money :rolleyes:

Jacob · May 22, 2022

Penny for you thoughts, EtH.

In a way, this will be a wake up call for him. Players he wanted to give a chance will hopefully get booted.

Matthew1972 · May 22, 2022

I think this is the most anemic offense I have ever seen since I began following the club in 2012. There is literally nothing happening in the opponent's third that raises my heart rate. I see now why Ronaldo was so important to us this season. Without him we'd be bottom half table team for sure.

Speaking of impotent, this defense we have looks like a joke. Zaha is now officially the best player on the pitch.

But nothing sickens me more than the vision of Rangnick. The idea that we hired him and that the team has played so poorly under him is so consistent with this team's general management.

#worstPLseasonever #f*ckedwoodward #f*ckralfrangnick #f*cktheGlazers

TsuWave · May 22, 2022

Murder on Zidane's Floor said:
Biggest mistake putting him on a massive contract.

Agreed. I said it in his thread immediately after I realised it was announced and people got mad at me

Red Royal · May 22, 2022

45 minutes of this sh...ambles to go. Horroble season.

Antisocial · May 22, 2022

Top said:
If anyone has a river they want to share then my PM is open…

Lost bear said:
Likewise...

You got mail

Withnail · May 22, 2022

Went out to the door as someone knocked in. Just seen the replay what the feck was that assist from Bruno all about??

Red the Bear · May 22, 2022

Mr Pigeon said:
That's the problem, I'm not shocked by it. We haven't been a top team for almost a decade now. But this is something else entirely. There's absolutely no respect for the club coming from this shitshow, and that's what makes me furious.

That line indicates that you do in fact, still care.
Anyway I don't really expect players to care about the club and all that, its a job after all but these bunch fail to at least show a modicum of professionalism by at least trying.
What a sorry lot , they fail to even pretend about caring for the club all the while earning in a year what an ordinary person may not do so in a lifetime.

They don't deserve mine, yours or anyone's hatred, they don't even deserve that.

I just hope they feck off.

lex talionis · May 22, 2022

Somebody needs to have a serious conversation with Bruno.

JPRouve · May 22, 2022

golden_blunder said:
This season he’s dined out on previous form. But that credit is running out fast. Imagine doing that in front of your new manager

He was doing the same nonsense in previous seasons, people were just focused on their scapegoats. Bruno qualities and flaws have been consistently exposed after his first 5-6 games.

Ekeke · May 22, 2022

golden_blunder said:
I would argue 3 of the 4. Fred is serviceable

I think all of them on top form and with 3 other players would be okay. But together they dont work and its not even close. We've seen these players playing with each other again and again and under different managers. They do not work.

The problem is the combination of Maguire and Lindelof doesnt make them better or cover each others weaknesses and McTominay and Fred dont provide the platform of security and general midfield play needed to get on top of teams often enough. They have occasionally done it in one off games but its like 80% of matches where the opposition are at least 50%/50% with them in the midfield areas in terms of stabalizing their teams to help get past our pressure and getting the ball towards dangerous players on the attack.

edcunited1878 · May 22, 2022

Same old shit that we've seen so much this year. Sloppy passing, wrong decisions, and beating ourselves at the worst time, and just not playing as a team. Different day, same shit.

mu4c_20le · May 22, 2022

ETH asking a club official if it's still possible to back out of the contract

Sassy Colin · May 22, 2022

Withnail said:
Went out to the door as someone knocked in. Just seen the replay what the feck was that assist from Bruno all about??

Someone knocked your door in? :eek:

Are you alright?

No Idea For Nickname · May 22, 2022

mitchmouse said:
someone tell me what Bruno even thought he was doing. You wouldn't see that from an under-9s team

He has done same thing few time already.

manichester · May 22, 2022

Change the name of the team, Manchester Shambles

SirReginald · May 22, 2022

Let’s think positive and maybe you can reach a more attainable target.. Concede 1 more and you’ll finish the season with negative GD.

Dazzmondo · May 22, 2022

We won't even win the Conference League will we?

Jazz · May 22, 2022

lex talionis said:
Somebody needs to have a serious conversation with Bruno.

/I think ETH will for sure

Corridor of Uncertainty · May 22, 2022

mu4c_20le said:
ETH asking a club official if it's still possible to back out of the contract

14 day cooling off period, sorry Erik

Maluco · May 22, 2022

I can’t stand this team. I will find it hard to get behind any of them starting next season. Bar Ronaldo and de Gea, they all have serious dirt on their names now that will be very hard to wash away.

It’s not even a poor season, it’s an absolutely disgraceful one and they should be utterly ashamed.

The club needs as big a clear-out as possible in the summer, and the lack of proper European football is the perfect time to skim this squad of chancers way down.

MrBest · May 22, 2022

Bruno needs to come off, that pass was unforgivable, in this game. Maguire and Dalot have been rubbish, Cavani, Fred and Mctominay, completely average, Elanga has shown a couple of moments, Hannibal looks like he has no idea what is going on, Lindeloff, I forgot he was playing.

Today has the potential to be the worst day for a United fan in a while. Conference league, Liverpool could get domestic treble, equal our league haul and could get the quadruple.

jesperjaap · May 22, 2022

Thiagoal said:
Another goal conceded and we’ll have a negative goal difference- first time in over 30 years…

I am not into stats but that woul dactually be more damning than our lowest ever points total. Over a season Manchester United have conceded more goals than they have scored.

A lot of low goal differences at the top end of the league this year below the top two, but that is simply unimaginable and a damning statistic of just how utter shite this side has been virtually all season.

I have said in threads I can see 10-13 players leaving this summer....the worst part of that is it is probably ot actually enough, personally there are 20 I would be happy to see go, that is how bad this squad of players is in the mixture of attitude, ability and desire, worst side not just on paper with these stats, this side especially with the money spent is far worse than any side I remember under Ron Atkinson when I started supoorting the club as a young boy, hardly a player to like amongst themm wouldnt need one hand to count them

GwilDor · May 22, 2022

Are we trying to get the negative goal difference? Its the only achievable result i can see happening….
My heart hurts…

VP89 · May 22, 2022

sparx99 said:
You must have hated a number of Utd legends then? Rooney, Cantona, Keane etc all had aggressive qualities.

They were also ridiculous talents, and by the way, didnt do it so frequently.

Massive Spanner · May 22, 2022

manichester said:
Change the name of the team, Manchester Shambles

That witty name must have took a while to come up with.

Reditus · May 22, 2022

I'm watching a stream with Jackie Oatley commentating. Does anyone know who her co commentator is?

mitchmouse · May 22, 2022

Just heard that Kasper Schmeichel isn't signing a new Leicester deal. I give it until Tuesday before we are linked to him

GledTheRed · May 22, 2022

Hope we don't have to see the majority of these cnuts again.

L1nk · May 22, 2022

Would love to have Gallaghers tenacity in our midfield

Marcelinho87 · May 22, 2022

Maluco said:
I can’t stand this team. I will find it hard to get behind any of them starting next season. Bar Ronaldo and de Gea, they all have serious dirt on their names now that will be very hard to wash away.

It’s not even a poor season, it’s an absolutely disgraceful one and they should be utterly ashamed.

The club needs as big a clear-out as possible in the summer, and the lack of proper European football is the perfect time to skim this squad of chancers way down.

Bit harsh on the likes of Elanga and Fred, may not be good enough but done nothing to harm their name.

Dante · May 22, 2022

Reditus said:
I'm watching a stream with Jackie Oatley commentating. Does anyone know who her co commentator is?

Think it's Danny Gabbidon.

GifLord · May 22, 2022

AFC NimbleThumb said:
Thanks both. I suspected as much so averted my eyes.

You know it’s bad when @GifLord cant be arsed uploading their goal.

Sorry but even if you'd pay me i wouldn't watch this shower of shit

Murder on Zidane's Floor · May 22, 2022

TsuWave said:
Agreed. I said it in his thread immediately after I realised it was announced and people got mad at me

Will come back to bite us.

golden_blunder · May 22, 2022

JPRouve said:
He was doing the same nonsense in previous seasons, people were just focused on their scapegoats. Bruno qualities and flaws have been consistently exposed after his first 5-6 games.

Do you remember the caution from our scouts about not buying him due to his inability to pass consistently? In the end we got desperate and bought him anyway. In fairness he hit the ground running but when he’s not scoring you can see all his flaws

pratyush_utd · May 22, 2022

Scott

Reditus · May 22, 2022

Dante said:
Think it's Danny Gabbidon.

Cheers. Couldn't work it out and knew I recognised the voice

Chairman Steve · May 22, 2022

It’s been that bad lads?

Seemed foolish and optimistic to think they might care and put some effort in after two weeks of doing feck all.

I dare say this has been the worst final months of a Utd season I’ve ever seen, and I endured LVG’s boring end to his last season. The football was boring but at least they looked like they were trying.

These guys? Feck no. They’ve been waiting to hit the bench after we were meekly put out of Europe by Atletico.

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